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- Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:40 pm
#213679
A couple of months ago, whilst I had a train journey to whittle away, I wrote a few jingles for the show, and emailed them in. Just on the off chance they might like and use them.
Well now the new year's rolled around and they didn't take me up on the offer, I may as well post them here for the exclusive viewing of you geeks.
Good morning everybody, and welcome to the show
We hope you like our unique blend of highbrow radio
It's just after 7 o'clock, listening in your beds and cars
And for the next three hours it appears your ass is ours
...The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One
Welcome please to Comedy Dave, so called because he's funny
He thinks up all the jokes, and yet makes much less money
He'll get revenge one day though, because he's got a plan
It involves some cold pizza and a battering ram
...The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One
Welcome please to Rachel, our producer whilst on air
She hands out all the orders, not that we bloody care
Then she gets all stroppy, goes off in a bad mood
Until we choose to bribe her with some high fat food
...The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One
Welcome please to Aled, friend of the saviour
That is of course until he caught that bout of gonorrhea
It's cleared up now thanks, so no need to be afraid
But it's reduced his chances of ever again getting laid
...The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One
(Edutainment that one, raising awareness and all that. Might be best left until 9:30 I guess though)
Welcome please to Dom, newsreader on our show
Father of two and, a damn good bloke you know
None of that matters, just remember this instead
The simple fact he's got an egg for a head
...The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One
Welcome please to Carrie, our sportsreader don't you see?
She's a lovely girl, bar the fact she supports Chelsea
Wakes up every weekday, to read sports bulletins
And in between those, she's next door drunk on Pimms
...The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One
Well now the new year's rolled around and they didn't take me up on the offer, I may as well post them here for the exclusive viewing of you geeks.
Good morning everybody, and welcome to the show
We hope you like our unique blend of highbrow radio
It's just after 7 o'clock, listening in your beds and cars
And for the next three hours it appears your ass is ours
...The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One
Welcome please to Comedy Dave, so called because he's funny
He thinks up all the jokes, and yet makes much less money
He'll get revenge one day though, because he's got a plan
It involves some cold pizza and a battering ram
...The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One
Welcome please to Rachel, our producer whilst on air
She hands out all the orders, not that we bloody care
Then she gets all stroppy, goes off in a bad mood
Until we choose to bribe her with some high fat food
...The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One
Welcome please to Aled, friend of the saviour
That is of course until he caught that bout of gonorrhea
It's cleared up now thanks, so no need to be afraid
But it's reduced his chances of ever again getting laid
...The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One
(Edutainment that one, raising awareness and all that. Might be best left until 9:30 I guess though)
Welcome please to Dom, newsreader on our show
Father of two and, a damn good bloke you know
None of that matters, just remember this instead
The simple fact he's got an egg for a head
...The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One
Welcome please to Carrie, our sportsreader don't you see?
She's a lovely girl, bar the fact she supports Chelsea
Wakes up every weekday, to read sports bulletins
And in between those, she's next door drunk on Pimms
...The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One
i have a damn good blog - http://www.markmuldoon.blogspot.com
