[Console]

If I was a cake, I would be the Boston Cream Pi ('e' left off deliberately, and it's the only pie that is actually a cake).

[foot-loose]

Chocolate fudge.



you can make up your own jokes.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Cornflake.

[S4B]

Another useless topic, but this was the main question that came up in Geography.
Personally I would be a Bakewell Tart, cos its a tart with a cherry to give

I'm a bit confused, what was this to do with Geography?

I think I'd be an Angel Cake - cos that's what I am, an angel

[S4B]

Ahhhh a student who listens in class. That's odd cos in the 80s when I was at school we had to watch 70's videos about glaciers!

[S4B]

Ahhh some things don't change

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Ahhh some things don't change

The bloody glaciers do.

*gets boat*

[foot-loose]

*gets boat*

?

[Yudster]

If I were a cake I would be a Cherry Genoa, because my name is Joanna but for some reason some of my friends still call me Jannoa. There is a reason for this, but it is lost in the mists of time.

[Vivienne]

Another useless topic, but this was the main question that came up in Geography.
Personally I would be a Bakewell Tart, cos its a tart with a cherry to give

I would be a cheesecake : light and creamy on top, but with a substance at the bottom

[Console]

Cheesecake isn't a cake, it's a pie.

light and creamy on top, but with a substance at the bottom

Is that like saying you've got fluff for brains and a fat arse?

[Yudster]

And of course it's ALWAYS Viv who starts the pointless arguments, isn't it.

[Vivienne]

what in the Hell! Cheesecake is a cake - note the word cake at the end of the World. I meant, Cons. dearest, that I appear to have a fluff head, but there is more lying underneath. And I weigh 7 stones and 10 pounds, and DO NOT have a fat arse. I'm betting your's is much, much bigger !!

[Ballbag]

If I was a cake, I would be the Boston Cream Pi ('e' left off deliberately, and it's the only pie that is actually a cake).

Cheesecake isn't a cake, it's a pie.

Console do you also moderate on a cake/pie forum too? You do seem to know your cake/pie related facts.

Is that like saying you've got fluff for brains and a fat arse?

Stop being a bully.

[Console]

Bigger, probably, but not much bigger. And Cheesecake is a 'cake' in name alone, it is technically a pie.

[Vivienne]

My backside is work of art!!

[Console]

If I was a cake, I would be the Boston Cream Pi ('e' left off deliberately, and it's the only pie that is actually a cake).

Cheesecake isn't a cake, it's a pie.

Console do you also moderate on a cake/pie forum too? You do seem to know your cake/pie related facts.

No, I just seem to know a hell of a lot of completely useless facts. This is the best use I have found for these cake/pie facts so far.

[Vivienne]

Bigger, probably, but not much bigger. And Cheesecake is a 'cake' in name alone, it is technically a pie.

Don't be so pedantic. It's a cake to me. And, anyhow, your backside shouldn't be bigger than mine. I should be curvier, being a female, which should mean I would be bigger. There's clearly something wrong with you!!

[Console]

With you at 7 stone (and something) and me at 12 stone (and something) I will be bigger than you in quite a few areas, especially in the lower half of my body considering all the running and cycling I do.

[Vivienne]

You're not the only one who does exercise, Cons. I like my swimming and walking!! And running's gonna be my next thing! So there!! I will soon have a backside to rival your's.

[Yudster]

Because it got taken over by Console and Viv! Boom boom!

[Yudster]

I can see the parallels, yes.

[Yudster]

But we know, don't we?

[Ballbag]

Pinky and the pinky?

[S4B]

Console and Viv, I've told you before get a room! And didn't the lovely Lottie set up a Ding Ding thread to stop you two arguing? Next time you feel this ridiculous need to argue go play in there! Console you started it so bend over and get what you deserve and Viv honey stop rising to the bait!!!!