[Zoot]

Pickled Onion Monstermunch
The first swig from a Bottle of Becks
Waking up in the morning and remembering its Saturday
Driving home on a Friday night with my music blaring
Finding an interesting riff
The smell of a newly opened bag of coffee
A big bag of pistashios
Lego
Robots
Onion Rings

[foot-loose]

are you drunk?

[Zoot]

Drunk on Love? Yes.

[foot-loose]

surely it should rhyme at least?

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens...
... picked monster munch?

... the first swig from a bottle of becks?

Its hardly mary poppins is it?

[Zoot]

Oh fer Fecks sake...

Raindrops on Roses and whiskers on Kittens,
Monstermunch Sandwichs eaten with Mittens
A bottle of becks and the Numbness it brings
these are a few of my favourite things

long lies in the morning and a Crisp bacon Sarnie
Blaring loud music makes my neighbours Barmy
Finding a solo, so squeally and new,
And robots, and lego, and fresh coffee too...

Happy oh lord and master?

[Yudster]

What about the middle eight?

[Zoot]

I'm getting there...

When the Boss bites,
When my Flies Pinch,
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply get through a big crate of Becks
And then I don't feel so Bad... till the morning...

[Yudster]

You're missing a beat in line four. And its actually a middle sixteen, isn't it?

[Zoot]

I-simp-ly-get-through-a-big-crate-of-becks

Sounds good to me...

[Yudster]

It works if you have a crotchet rest for the first beat, but thats not how the tune actually goes. It could though.

[foot-loose]

hahaha

Class.

See what you can achieve with a little effort!

[Boboff]

Cider and cigarettes, and long Sunday lie ins
Blow jobs and tit wanks and vaginas with piercings
Teen Porn and Come faces, and lesbians wanking
These are a few of my favourtie things


I am relying on the fact most of the words will be "*" to protect the innocent, if this is not ok, please just delete I won't mind.

It wasn't meant to offend but be funny, and honest........

[foot-loose]

Thats it - I canna watch Mary Poppins ever again.


**remembers that as a 25 yr old male, he shouldn't ever be watching Mary Poppins anyways!**

[Console]

You know that the song's from 'The Sound Of Music' and not 'Mary Poppins', right?

[foot-loose]

is it?

Hah - im a crap gay.

[Boboff]

It's a jolly Holiday for Mary, no wonder that it's merry that we love

Order what you will there will be no bill, it's complimentary..... because your our favorite Mary Popins.

Oh a spoon full of Sugar helps the medicine go down.

Come lets fly a kite and send it soaring, up through the atmosphere up where the air is clear

Feed the birds tuppence a bag, tuppence, tuppence tuppence a bag

Chim chimeney chim chimeney chim chim cherue,

And who could forget

Supercalfragerlisticexpalidocious,


I am with Footie grown men should watch Mary poppins.


* cough*


I love that film though, when they laugh and fly with the uncle is a classic !

[Yudster]

I've never seen Mary Poppins or Sound of Music. Does this make me a lesbian?

[Console]

No, just fortunate.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

They are both great films with really catchy songs. You are just miserable Console.

[Console]

Some of the songs are ok, but the films were kinda boring.

[kendra k]

i agree with console. gaspode, it sounds like your and mr. kendra k can have a vertible girl party watching musicals if you ever make it over here.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I knew you wouldn't like them because you are "2 kool 4 skool"

[kendra k]

no, it's because i am a roided out macho freak.

[S4B]

I've never seen Mary Poppins or Sound of Music. Does this make me a lesbian?

Yudster I'm disappointed in you! I love both of those films Dick Van Dyke's pseudo "english" accent in MP is amazing. I am not too proud to admit that I actually went to sing-a-long-a-Sound of Music a few months back where people dressed up and we sang along to the film with props and actions, it was soooo much fun.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I've never seen Mary Poppins or Sound of Music. Does this make me a lesbian?

Yudster I'm disappointed in you! I love both of those films Dick Van Dyke's pseudo "english" accent in MP is amazing. I am not too proud to admit that I actually went to sing-a-long-a-Sound of Music a few months back where people dressed up and we sang along to the film with props and actions, it was soooo much fun.

Were you a Nazi?