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By kendra k
#299684
i need to drink 32 oz. of water in the next 20 minutes. i've already had a big glass and i think i'm going to heave. how's this for inane? s
By Ballbag
#299687
Hahaha, I can't even imagine what that looks like.............. chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#299762
that reminds me of the old guy i met in urology who had forgotten his urine sample. He was like a camel that afternoon.
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By kendra k
#299796
i was afraid i'd be dehydrated and that my blood would flow like sludge because i had 2 lattes yesterday. 50oz of water later, i gave my blood super fast.
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By S4B
#299797
Congratulations and all that Kendra. Have they said if the chemo's working yet?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#299799
Congratualtions for giving blood? Do you get a round of applause for a stool sample?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#299807
It just seemed a funny thing to congratulate something for. What were you congratulating her on?
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By DemonHorse
#299809
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote: Do you get a round of applause for a stool sample?


It depends who you are.
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By Yudster
#299817
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:It just seemed a funny thing to congratulate something for. What were you congratulating her on?


Maybe she was just trying to be pleasant and supportive to the person with the horrible illness and having the shitty treatment? Or maybe there are prizes we don't know about.
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By DemonHorse
#299828
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:I reckon my blood would kick the ass of your blood.


Time for a Googlefight?
either that or a revival of Celebrity Deathmatch.
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By DemonHorse
#299885
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Gaspode+Blood&word2=Yudster+Blood

in your (bloody) face.

Bag for balls wrote:Hahaha, eat my blood gas man. Perhaps you could have it as a kind of black pudding, I'm sure it'll be very tastey.

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?la ... pode+blood


and the blood world champion is....
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By Yudster
#299890
I don't understand, but it wouldn't be me, I'm anaemic!
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By MK Chris
#299892
Yudster is a made up name and Gaspode is taken from popular culture, so it's predictable that 'Gaspode blood' would beat 'Yudster blood' (Yudster, a Google fight is where you pit two words or phrases against each other and the one with the most results returned from a Google query is the winner.)
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By Vivienne
#299897
kendra k wrote:i need to drink 32 oz. of water in the next 20 minutes. i've already had a big glass and i think i'm going to heave. how's this for inane? s


you're still ALIVE. How lucky are you today.
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By Yudster
#299941
Topher wrote:(Yudster, a Google fight is where you pit two words or phrases against each other and the one with the most results returned from a Google query is the winner.)


You see, I didn't know that. Now that I do, I feel enriched by the knowledge. Thank you.
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By Yudster
#299953
I still don't really know whats going on here!
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By Boboff
#299955
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?la ... wonder+dog

This proves that Anus conkers is now bigger than the Gas himself.

Hey this is fun !

Yuds.

If you click on the link, then type in two related things however obscure, I don't know say your full name and your husbands full name, click on fight and it will tell you which of you has more search results listed on google, you see ?
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By Yudster
#299957
Ok - when does it start being fun?!
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By Boboff
#299963
When you are re-invented as a childish man, who transfers male aggression into simple word fights on a search engine.

Just like me !