[Uglybob]

1. Its my round, what are you having?
2. have you ever been bitten by an animal?
3. what was your worst Xmas present you ever received?
4. Last film that you either walked out of or fell asleep to?
5. what parts did you play in your school plays?
6. have you ever stolen from a shop?
7. you spot a wallet on the ground with £50 and a credit card, what would you do with it?
8. rich tea, jaffa cake or chocolate hob nob
9. do you pee in the shower?
10. whats the most you won on the lottery/scratchcard?

think that will do

[Everlast]

1: Carlsberg
2: I get bitten everyday by my dog but in a playfull manor, but i've been bitten many a time by dogs
3: There all good
4: Scary Movie i walked out
5: Percusionist
6: Cadburys Creme eggs when i was 6
7: I'd reluctantly give it back and just stand there waiting for an award
8: Choco Hob Nob
9: Depends if i'm desperate, but yes in some circumstances i do
10: I don't do that shit man

[kendra k]

1. Its my round, what are you having?
gin and tonic, baby

2. have you ever been bitten by an animal?
yes, a cat

3. what was your worst Xmas present you ever received?
presents, what? i think it would be a meat roaster my dad wanted.

4. Last film that you either walked out of or fell asleep to?
reign of fire

5. what parts did you play in your school plays?
i was never casted in the school play

6. have you ever stolen from a shop?
only when i was high

7. you spot a wallet on the ground with £50 and a credit card, what would you do with it?
turn it in, i'm a nice person

8. rich tea, jaffa cake or chocolate hob nob
i just had a jaffa cake

9. do you pee in the shower?
no

10. whats the most you won on the lottery/scratchcard?
$20

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

1. 15 pints please....
2. yes my bloody cat its dead now justice was done....
3. the hearsay album off my sister after she was given it by someone else...
4. last action hero - i hate that film so much...
5. narrator....
6. nope....
7. i would hand it in cos im too honest......
8. jaffa cake but plain hob nobs are nicer....
9. only on holiday......
10. £1 and while we are on this subject since when was getting your stake money back winning anything???

[KFA]

1. I don't drink so a coke

2. My dog, apparently being playfull.....never trust a Jack Russell

3. A Spice Girls album

4. Thirteen Ghosts.....a load of crap

5. Servants and Inn Keeper

6. No, but i stole a toy fire engine fron school when I was 6

7. Consider keeping it, but in the end hand it in

8. Jaffa Cake

9. No

10. 10 quid

[Funky Drummer]

1. Its my round, what are you having?
Pint please, just whatever

2. have you ever been bitten by an animal?
I'm sure I probably have, we live with heaps of animals. From what I can remember, I've had hamster and cat bites at home.

3. what was your worst Xmas present you ever received?
Dunno, probably socks or something

4. Last film that you either walked out of or fell asleep to?
Walked out of Moulin Rouge...but only cos I was with a group of friends and we were gonna miss the bus.

5. what parts did you play in your school plays?
Whatever, both acting and technical (what with all my experience and everythin... For a copy of my cv, call...

6. have you ever stolen from a shop?
Probably penny sweets and stuff like that

7. you spot a wallet on the ground with £50 and a credit card, what would you do with it?
well, definatly hand in the credit card...depends bout the 50 quid though...

8. rich tea, jaffa cake or chocolate hob nob
oooh..jaffa cake preferably, please!

9. do you pee in the shower?
well, I don't make an occasion of it, but I'm sure I have done

10. whats the most you won on the lottery/scratchcard?
Nothin

[Morals]

1. Its my round, what are you having?
Carling (hence, http://www.ticoc.comis on it's way)

2. have you ever been bitten by an animal?
Do wasps count? I know technically it's not biting, but they still bloody hurt. One was crawling up my nose in the pub this afternoon...

3. what was your worst Xmas present you ever received?
I can't remember, so I'll say socks.

4. Last film that you either walked out of or fell asleep to?
I fell asleep to Deep Blue Sea about five times without seeing it all the way through... Like it now I've seen it all though.

5. what parts did you play in your school plays?
A member of the audience

6. have you ever stolen from a shop?
Yeah, chocolate when I had the sever munchies

7. you spot a wallet on the ground with £50 and a credit card, what would you do with it?
Take the £50 for myself, hand in the wallet and credit card

8. rich tea, jaffa cake or chocolate hob nob
Chocolate hob nob

9. do you pee in the shower?
No

10. whats the most you won on the lottery/scratchcard?
£20,000

[Benjoo]

1. JD and coke
2. i was once bitten by a woman that looked like a ganu
3. never had one that ive been disapointed with
4. tommorow never dies
5. second wise man in the primary school nativity play
6. no
7. take money leave wallet
8. jaffa cake everytime
9. yes
10. £3

[jc]

1. Its my round, what are you having?
Coca-cola with ice

2. have you ever been bitten by an animal?
Yes, mostly of the rodent variety. Been careful since

3. what was your worst Xmas present you ever received?
A CD of Icelandic kids' music

4. Last film that you either walked out of or fell asleep to?
Hasn't happened. Came close though while watching Thin Red Line

5. what parts did you play in your school plays?
Usually did behind the scenes stuff. Last part I played was Babyface in Bugsy Malone

6. have you ever stolen from a shop?
Not to my knowledge

7. you spot a wallet on the ground with £50 and a credit card, what would you do with it?
Return it. If the owner was as decent (s)he'd send £10-20 back.

8. rich tea, jaffa cake or chocolate hob nob
Jaffa Cake, mmm

9. do you pee in the shower?
No, I go before

10. whats the most you won on the lottery/scratchcard?
Can't remember, think it was about £20 or so on the Scandinavian Lotto. My numbers won the family something like £800 though when we matched 5 numbers years ago.

- jc

[bob_fleming]

1. Its my round, what are you having?
Stella please

2. have you ever been bitten by an animal?
yes a dog

3. what was your worst Xmas present you ever received?
a car dorr lock thawer that didn't work

4. Last film that you either walked out of or fell asleep to?

5. what parts did you play in your school plays?
Hmm sort of back ground eg sheapard

6. have you ever stolen from a shop?
yes some buiscuits when at school

7. you spot a wallet on the ground with £50 and a credit card, what would you do with it?
Consider keeping the money but end up handing it in

8. rich tea, jaffa cake or chocolate hob nob
tough one jaffa cake or hob nob

9. do you pee in the shower?
Not regularly but i probably have before

10. whats the most you won on the lottery/scratchcard?
£5

cheers

James

[TJD]

1. Its my round, what are you having?
1852 vintage wine

2. have you ever been bitten by an animal?
yes. a dog

3. what was your worst Xmas present you ever received?
a kinder surprise

4. Last film that you either walked out of or fell asleep to?
never done that

5. what parts did you play in your school plays?
didnt do any

6. have you ever stolen from a shop?
no

7. you spot a wallet on the ground with £50 and a credit card, what would you do with it?
burn it

8. rich tea, jaffa cake or chocolate hob nob
depends

9. do you pee in the shower?
yes. the sink is blocked

10. whats the most you won on the lottery/scratchcard?
my grandad won 6,000,000 lira on a lottery, sounds more than it actually was. i think it was that, about £60.

[Adam]

1. Jack Daniels and Coke.
2. Cat
3. A Fishing Video
4. Eight Legged Freaks/ Lord of the Rings
5. One of the Three Kings.
6. No
7. Hand it in of course. Whats the point, when you have money yourself
8. Jaffa Cake
9. Yes
10. £1

[Gordon_the_Cromag]

1.fosters or stella
2.nope
3.probably socks
4.never done either
5.played Dr.Bernado once
6.stole sweets as a kid
7.give it back probably
8.choc hob nob
9.sometimes
10.never done it.

[Everlast]

If any guy says that he doesn't piss in the shower he is a liar, a liar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You Liars



Liaaaaaaaaaaaaar

[Uglybob]

i dont shower, i bath instead so i get out of the bath for a pee, but i do fart tho cos i like looking at the bubbles floating to the top.

[Jonny Hoare]

1. Its my round, what are you having?
* me took you long enough. last time you opened your wallet the queen came to offically cut the tape. if you're offering mine's a stella and lime
2. have you ever been bitten by an animal?
i've had some strange women in my time but never an animal contorary to rumour...my cat has scracthed me the bastard
3. what was your worst Xmas present you ever received? numerous to mntion
4. Last film that you either walked out of or fell asleep to? deebbie does dallas. seriously meet joe black watching it on beeb two over christmas and woke to the learning zone!!!!
5. what parts did you play in your school plays? i kinda was arse at acting i really couldn't be arsed i told my gcse teacher this halfway thru year 11 and didn't speak to her again. i got a c tho
6. have you ever stolen from a shop? no
7. you spot a wallet on the ground with £50 and a credit card, what would you do with it? pocket the 50 and hand in the credit card
8. rich tea, jaffa cake or chocolate hob nob all three i'm a fat bastrd
9. do you pee in the shower? no that's disgusting. i pee in the bath
10. whats the most you won on the lottery/scratchcard? sweet fanny adams...

[Benjoo]

i've had some strange women in my time

No Jonny, There were men.

[mnky]

1. Its my round, what are you having?
a piss. you owe me £2.50 you stingey bastard.

2. have you ever been bitten by an animal?
if humans count as animals... which... they obviously do.

3. what was your worst Xmas present you ever received?
blah

4. Last film that you either walked out of or fell asleep to?
never done it.

5. what parts did you play in your school plays?
mr banks in mary poppins. scary, i know. also the main dude in 'the micado'. i was young...

6. have you ever stolen from a shop?
nicked a case for the pen i bought from the shop in wembley; the one on mine broke.

7. you spot a wallet on the ground with £50 and a credit card, what would you do with it?
nick the 50 quid and hand in the wallet.

8. rich tea, jaffa cake or chocolate hob nob
*. no choice about it.

9. do you pee in the shower?
no. i shit in the shower.

but seriously, i havent, mainly because i've always gone before getting in as there's a * toilet oppisite the shower!

10. whats the most you won on the lottery/scratchcard?
never.never.never.

[Sidders]

1. One of the premiums, preferably Kronenburg but Stella will do.
2. No
3. Socks
4. I fell asleep to Attack of the clones, but only briefly.
5. I was an Umpah Lumpah in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and the centurian in the christmas nativity.
6. I once nicked a bouncy ball, but my mum made me take it back.
7. If noone was looking, I'd pocket the fifty and leave the rest lying there.
8. chocolate hob nob
9. Occasionally
10. I won a fiver on the first ever thunderball draw.

[gem]

1) JD and C

2) Nope

3) A strange present from a German friend, it was a pale blue neckerchief with large daisys on it and it had a daisy for a brooch. It was bloody foul.

4) Um...yeah that um...Perfect Storm. Christ that was bad.

5) Alright in no particualr order...Wiseman no3, boy who had the fish and the loaves, Buttons, a tortured and then branded woman, a vicar, a Jew, Mary, the millenium god..thats all I can remember.

6) Yes.

7) Turn it in, I'm very conscientious which can be bloody annoying.

Jaffa cake.

9) Maybe. Once or twice. So?

10) Nothing, I steal other peoples winnings.

[magenta]

1. Its my round, what are you having?
Vodka. Please.
If it was really your round, you'd never be able to remember all these drinks.

2. have you ever been bitten by an animal?
Probably. A dog bit me on the nose once, and I'd imagine hamsters have done. Horse stamped on my foot too.

3. what was your worst Xmas present you ever received?
Dunno, possibly bath stuff.

4. Last film that you either walked out of or fell asleep to?
Walked out of Black Hawk Down.

5. what parts did you play in your school plays?
Peasants and stuff.

6. have you ever stolen from a shop?
Took a sweet once, and a pencil sharpener by accident.

7. you spot a wallet on the ground with £50 and a credit card, what would you do with it?
Take possibly a tenner, then return it.

8. rich tea, jaffa cake or chocolate hob nob
Jaffa cake. No contest.

9. do you pee in the shower?
No..

10. whats the most you won on the lottery/scratchcard?
Nothing.

[Stickyspanner]

1. Its my round, what are you having?

I rarely drink cos I drive going to work, and DJ`ing sober and watching all the steamers is great fun. But when I do, I`ll have Morgans and Coke please.

2. have you ever been bitten by an animal?

Only my last g/f - she was a pure fox

3. what was your worst Xmas present you ever received?

Gotta be the original "auntie x`s jumpers"

4. Last film that you either walked out of or fell asleep to?

Loves Labours Lost in the cinema - we lasted all of 5 minutes before my g/f said stuff this - we walked across the corridor and watched Magnolias instead.

5. what parts did you play in your school plays?

Light and sound man

6. have you ever stolen from a shop?

Yeah - i`ve bought some very criminal records in my time

7. you spot a wallet on the ground with £50 and a credit card, what would you do with it?

Use the £50 on dvds or cd`s, and save the very last pennies to phone the credit card company and cancel the card

8. rich tea, jaffa cake or chocolate hob nob

Rich Tea

9. do you pee in the shower?

thats like askin a guy if he scratches his balls first thing in the morning

10. whats the most you won on the lottery/scratchcard?

£50

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

1. Its my round, what are you having?
mineral water, i'm boring

2. have you ever been bitten by an animal?
yes, my hamster, my cat, a horse...

3. what was your worst Xmas present you ever received?
the steps annual

4. Last film that you either walked out of or fell asleep to?
up pompeii

5. what parts did you play in your school plays?
nothing in school plays, but i was loads of stuff at my drama school eg a dancing monkey, a judge, a green tap dancing shadow...

6. have you ever stolen from a shop?
only ickle penny sweets

7. you spot a wallet on the ground with £50 and a credit card, what would you do with it?
spend spend spend!!! but then i'd feel really guilty afterwards and probably hand it in to the police and say i found it with no money in it, but then i'd still feel guilty i suppose.

8. rich tea, jaffa cake or chocolate hob nob
jaffa cake!

9. do you pee in the shower?
only when i can't be arsed to get out of the shower and go to the toilet, or if i'm absolutely bursting to go

10. whats the most you won on the lottery/scratchcard?
nothing, but my mum won about £12 once i think

[Gigglyboots]

1. Its my round, what are you having?

A Diet Coke please

2. have you ever been bitten by an animal?

Yes, by a grumpy old cat!

3. what was your worst Xmas present you ever received?

Never really had any bad ones!

4. Last film that you either walked out of or fell asleep to?

I haven't walked out one, but almost dozed off in the middle of Save the last Dance, I was knacked!

5. what parts did you play in your school plays?

I got too play the indian bells! Wahey!

6. have you ever stolen from a shop?

Nah, I would feel too guilty.

7. you spot a wallet on the ground with £50 and a credit card, what would you do with it?

Take it to the police and hope I got a reward!
8. rich tea, jaffa cake or chocolate hob nob

Rich teas are nice to dunk in your teas, but Jaffa Cakes, yum yum yum!

9. do you pee in the shower?

Eugh no, thats what toilets are for.

10. whats the most you won on the lottery/scratchcard?

Nothing, I'm too young to play the lottery or buy scratchcards.

[tomwhite]

1. Its my round, what are you having?
Something orange

2. have you ever been bitten by an animal?
Yes, an Ostrich. I was eating a sandwich at the time

3. what was your worst Xmas present you ever received?
A fruit-powered clock that lasted about 20min on an orange

4. Last film that you either walked out of or fell asleep to?
Fell asleep during The Lord Of The Rings

5. what parts did you play in your school plays?
A sheep and a peasant at school
At my drama group ive played:
a pirate, a poor child in the '30s, a pixie, a ninja, oliver in "Oliver", a piece of wood, colonel mustard

6. have you ever stolen from a shop?
no

7. you spot a wallet on the ground with £50 and a credit card, what would you do with it?
Take the 50, leave the wallet and card

8. rich tea, jaffa cake or chocolate hob nob
jaffa cake

9. do you pee in the shower?
Only if the loo isn't in shot

10. whats the most you won on the lottery/scratchcard?
None. I'm underage.