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By Yudster
#311051
I just heard that Diana Ross's daughter is called Chudney. Chudney? CHUDNEY!!!!!! I mean really, what was she thinking? What?!

Do you know of any other examples of this insidious form of child abuse?
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By Zoot
#311058
You can't beat Frank Zappa's Daughter Moon Unit can you...
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By Yudster
#311059
Son. Moon Unit is a boy. I think. As is Zowie Bowie - which is presumably supposed to rhyme, so if, as many people do, you pronounce "Bowie" as "Bo-ee", he actually sounds as though he is a girl called Zoe.
By Ezza
#311063
people in america have named children Armarni, Ventura, Whisper, Unique and Vanity...
which is quite strange i'd say.
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By Zoot
#311076
Yudster wrote:Son. Moon Unit is a boy. I think. As is Zowie Bowie - which is presumably supposed to rhyme, so if, as many people do, you pronounce "Bowie" as "Bo-ee", he actually sounds as though he is a girl called Zoe.



Nope, Moon Unit is a girl - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_Unit_Zappa
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By foot-loose
#311095
Zoot wrote:You can't beat Frank Zappa's Daughter Moon Unit can you...

What does Frank Zappas daughters moon unit look like? And how, exactly, do I beat it? Can I get arrested for doing so?

charlalottie wrote:If I have triplets I'm going to call them Fork, Knife and Spoon.

haha, that made me laugh.
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By Sistermoon
#311100
I think Frank Zappas son is named Dweezle, which was bad enough. But he followed it up with Moon unit.

Don't Micheal Jacksons kids have odd names too? Isn't one called Blanket?!!!
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By MK Chris
#311102
My mum's happy as long as my sister's baby isn't called Chardonnay. Which isn't very likely, as it's a boy.

Before they trashed her boyfriend's family tradition of the first male in each generation beginning with a 'G', my mum thought Geronimo was a good choice. Most of us disagreed.
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By Andy B
#311104
My sisters mate had two kids with perfectly normal names.....the third is called Ebon.
No idea why.

I always wanted a little girl so I could call her Chlamydia, the chav's would love it, i'd be showered in 9ct gold big hoopy earings and white jeans!
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By Sistermoon
#311123
Andy B wrote:I always wanted a little girl so I could call her Chlamydia, the chav's would love it, i'd be showered in 9ct gold big hoopy earings and white jeans!


Thats as bad as "A boy named Sue"! I hope she'd beat the sh1t out of you when she was old enough too! :D
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By S4B
#311148
When I was expecting my twins their womb names were Ichabod and Hippolytes which frightened all my family and friends to death as they seriously thought that was what we wanted to call them!
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By Yudster
#311189
Andy B wrote:
I always wanted a little girl so I could call her Chlamydia, the chav's would love it, i'd be showered in 9ct gold big hoopy earings and white jeans!


Why not? Its no worse than Candida, another nasty micro-organism that's got it in for women.
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By S4B
#311211
Yudster wrote:Why not? Its no worse than Candida, another nasty micro-organism that's got it in for women.


A bit like men in general! God I'm in a bad mood tonight!