[Vivienne]

Please remember that your brain is 75% water, thus it is important to top up during the Xmas period (esp. if you have one too many punches).

[MK Chris]

I thought you were going to tell us how we can get hold of Barbie Girl.

In hindsight, this is better than I thought it'd be.

[Vivienne]

[Console]

I thought you were going to tell us how we can get hold of Barbie Girl.

Or advise us to stay away from it at any XMas/Crimbo parties.

[MK Chris]

That would have been the better option.

[Vivienne]

I thought you would have been dying to get your hands on a barbie, Console.

[Console]

No, what made think that?

[Vivienne]

I just thought all guys were automatically fascinated by blonde barbies.

[Console]

I don't think so.

[MK Chris]

I don't know about blokes from Scotland, but I've never fancied a Barbie and I've never heard of a fetish with dolls.

Also, I go for darker hair.

[Console]

Also, I go for darker hair.

As do I, although - and I don't know if it's slightly oedipal in nature, but - I usually go for red heads.

[Vivienne]

I didn't mean a fascination with actual dolls! I meant, most guys usually see big boobs (a la Barbie), blonde hair (a la Barbie), and melt down.

You've obviously got more sense, tophs.

[Chris]

[Console]

I meant, most guys usually see big boobs (a la Barbie), blonde hair (a la Barbie), and melt down.

I think that's just a stereotype, propagated by TV and Film, I don't know that many men that really go for that type (although there are one or two).

[Vivienne]

As do I, although - and I don't know if it's slightly oedipal in nature, but - I usually go for red heads.

pathetic.. like looking at yourself in a mirror.

[Console]

Is that a Kenny earing?

I didn't know that made Barbie's with different hair colours, although I suppose it doesn't really surprise me. Anything to get people to spend another tenner (or how ever much they cost).

As do I, although - and I don't know if it's slightly oedipal in nature, but - I usually go for red heads.

pathetic.. like looking at yourself in a mirror.

How do you figure?

[Vivienne]

I mean, it's obvious if you want to look at another red head, you in fact (psychologically) want to see a reflection of yourself. At least I go for opposites!!

[MK Chris]

That's rather a big assumption, Viv. I go for darker hair and my hair is dark, does that mean I like people who look like me? No, it means I prefer dark hair. If I wanted someone who looked like me, I'd have to go for someone with short spiky hair and I don't think there are many straight women around like that anyway.

[Console]

I mean, it's obvious if you want to look at another red head, you in fact (psychologically) want to see a reflection of yourself. At least I go for opposites!!

I don't think so, I'm not really a 'look in the mirror' type. In fact, I don't think I even own a mirror. Besides, my last girlfriend was brunette (I think, she had brown hair).

[Vivienne]

You think? You mean, you don't know!! Is that why she left? (ha ha).

[Console]

No, I'm not entirely sure what brunette means, I've never understood why we don't use actual colour names.

[Vivienne]

Brunette = normally dark brown

Red head = red hair

Blonde = blonde hair.

[MK Chris]

Red head = red hair

Blonde = blonde hair.

Really?

Pull the other one, it's got bells on it.

[Vivienne]

I was just trying to be helpful! And, another one, btw = mousey which is light brown.

[Nicola_Red]

where did you get that picture of me??