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By Zoot
#331426
... been involved in a car crash?

... killed something to eat?

... been chucked out of a pub/club?

... been mistaken for a member of the opposite sex?

... performed a sexual act at work?

... had a criminal record?

... made pasta from scratch?

... shouted at your boss?

... drank a raw egg?

... been fired from a job?

... repaired something with a paperclip?

... performed a sexual act in a cinema?

... sold something you've made?

... had a conversation with a 'celebrity'?

... cut your own hair?

... eaten raw meat?

... had road rage?

... performed live infront of more than 50 people?

... been knocked out?

... cried at a movie?
By Ballbag
#331430
.. been involved in a car crash?

Yes but not a bad one.

... killed something to eat?

A fish.. yes

... been chucked out of a pub/club?

Yes, on my second date with Mrs B.

... been mistaken for a member of the opposite sex?

Nope.

... performed a sexual act at work?

Nope, my colleagues are all too frigid.

... had a criminal record?

Nope

... made pasta from scratch?

yes

... shouted at your boss?

Yes

... drank a raw egg?

nope

... been fired from a job?

Does a paper round count?

... repaired something with a paperclip?

Yes, my zip

... performed a sexual act in a cinema?

Nope

... sold something you've made?

Yes... a bird table

... had a conversation with a 'celebrity'?

Many

... cut your own hair?

I do it myself mostly

... eaten raw meat?

Yes... raw steak, it was nice.

... had road rage?

My driving is all about road rage

... performed live infront of more than 50 people?

500, playing a piano solo.. and I was papping myself.

... been knocked out?

Yep, I jumped into a ceiling.

... cried at a movie?

Cheaper by the dozen.



this is going to be a very long thread.
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By catherine
#331431
... been involved in a car crash? Yeh

... killed something to eat? No

... been chucked out of a pub/club? Yeh

... been mistaken for a member of the opposite sex? No

... performed a sexual act at work? No

... had a criminal record? Errrmmmmmmm No not yet

... made pasta from scratch? No

... shouted at your boss? Yeh

... drank a raw egg? No

... been fired from a job? Yeh

... repaired something with a paperclip? No

... performed a sexual act in a cinema? No

... sold something you've made? No

... had a conversation with a 'celebrity'? Sorta yeh

... cut your own hair? Yeh

... eaten raw meat? Yeh

... had road rage? No

... performed live infront of more than 50 people? Yeh

... been knocked out? No

... cried at a movie? Yeh
By wurzel
#331432
Zoot wrote:... been involved in a car crash?

... killed something to eat?

... been chucked out of a pub/club?

... been mistaken for a member of the opposite sex?

... performed a sexual act at work?

... had a criminal record?

... made pasta from scratch?

... shouted at your boss?

... drank a raw egg?

... been fired from a job?

... repaired something with a paperclip?

... performed a sexual act in a cinema?

... sold something you've made?

... had a conversation with a 'celebrity'?

... cut your own hair?

... eaten raw meat?

... had road rage?

... performed live infront of more than 50 people?

... been knocked out?

... cried at a movie?

This is something that you expect to find on bebo or something. But im bored so will do it...

... been involved in a car crash? Yes, twice

... killed something to eat? No

... been chucked out of a pub/club? Yes

... been mistaken for a member of the opposite sex? No

... performed a sexual act at work? Does snogging in the stockroom count?

... had a criminal record? No

... made pasta from scratch? Yes

... shouted at your boss? No

... drank a raw egg? No

... been fired from a job? Yes

... repaired something with a paperclip? Yes, who hasn't?!

... performed a sexual act in a cinema? Yes

... sold something you've made? Not that I can remember

... had a conversation with a 'celebrity'? Yes

... cut your own hair? No

... eaten raw meat? No, that's just suicidal!

... had road rage? All the time

... performed live infront of more than 50 people? On karoake I think so.

... been knocked out? Only from Anaesthetic

... cried at a movie? No, but I welled up watching an emotional episode of Fresh Price Of Bel Air last night
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By Yudster
#331433
Zoot wrote:... been involved in a car crash? Yes

... killed something to eat? No (not directly, but I could if I had to)

... been chucked out of a pub/club? Yes

... been mistaken for a member of the opposite sex? No

... performed a sexual act at work? Yes (Blame Mr Yudster)

... had a criminal record? No

... made pasta from scratch? Yes, often

... shouted at your boss? Yes

... drank a raw egg? No

... been fired from a job? Yes

... repaired something with a paperclip? Yes, useful little buggers they are

... performed a sexual act in a cinema? Probably

... sold something you've made? Yes

... had a conversation with a 'celebrity'? Hah! Oh yes!(Gaspode, where are you now??)

... cut your own hair? Yes - and probably will again

... eaten raw meat? Not completely raw, no

... had road rage? .....define "rage".......!

... performed live infront of more than 50 people? Yep, loads of times

... been knocked out? No

... cried at a movie? Oh so very very frequently
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By MK Chris
#331444
... been involved in a car crash? A couple of extremely little ones.
... killed something to eat? Nope, but like Yudster, I think I could if I had to. I'd prefer not to though.
... been chucked out of a pub/club? Only because it was well past closing time, does that count?
... been mistaken for a member of the opposite sex? Not that I know of.
... performed a sexual act at work? Nope.
... had a criminal record? I've come about as close as you can get without actually going to court.. but no.
... made pasta from scratch? No.
... shouted at your boss? No.
... drank a raw egg? I don't like eggs.
... been fired from a job? No.
... repaired something with a paperclip? I don't remember... possibly.
... performed a sexual act in a cinema? Nope.
... sold something you've made? I don't think so, but I plan to give away a piece of software once I've "made" it.. though I could probably sell it for a little bit of money if I wanted to.
... had a conversation with a 'celebrity'? Only at book signings I think.
... cut your own hair? No, but I will be starting to now I've basically got very little hair.
... eaten raw meat? Does blue steak help?
... had road rage? No. I've been frustrated, but I wouldn't go as far as saying I've had road rage.
... performed live infront of more than 50 people? Only at my old school assemblies.
... been knocked out? I've been knocked out of plenty of tournaments... also, when I was at school, we did this thing where we stood up against a wall and counted to 30 or something and someone was pushing against your diaphragm and before you got to 30, you'd black out, so I suppose that may count. Then we were stopped from doing it because it was too dangerous.
... cried at a movie? Plenty of times.
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By geek
#331448
... been involved in a car crash? when I was younger i was but I dont remember it

... killed something to eat?no

... been chucked out of a pub/club?no

... been mistaken for a member of the opposite sex?aye

... performed a sexual act at work?no

... had a criminal record?no

... made pasta from scratch?often

... shouted at your boss?aye

... drank a raw egg?no

... been fired from a job?no

... repaired something with a paperclip?a few times

... performed a sexual act in a cinema?no

... sold something you've made?aye

... had a conversation with a 'celebrity'?aye

... cut your own hair?just ma fringe

... eaten raw meat?no

... had road rage?aye

... performed live infront of more than 50 people?aye when I was younger but Im too shy to do it now

... been knocked out?no

... cried at a movie?aye. Eight below.
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By rustybike
#331458
Zoot wrote:... been involved in a car crash?

Yes - some berk in a transit decided not to look right when pulling out and clipped my passenger side. I think he was a pikey.

... killed something to eat?

No.

... been chucked out of a pub/club?

Yes... i bought my friend a drink because thepub thought my friend was underage and didn't accept the ID he had on him.

... been mistaken for a member of the opposite sex?

Plenty of times, generally in restaurants or subways - but I get free food out of it.

... performed a sexual act at work?

Nope.

... had a criminal record?

Nope. *smug*

... made pasta from scratch?

No... would like to though.

... shouted at your boss?

Yes - too many times. But he's a div.

... drank a raw egg?

No thank god.

... been fired from a job?

Nope.

... repaired something with a paperclip?

No, but I did my tights at school with staples.

... performed a sexual act in a cinema?

No - I go to the cinema to watch a film, especially as I pay £15.99 a month for a cineworld pass!

... sold something you've made?

Yes.

... had a conversation with a 'celebrity'?

No, but got moved out the way when I was staring at Jordons new boobs too long when she was in Brighton.

... cut your own hair?

Hells No!

... eaten raw meat?

Yes.

... had road rage?

All the time -it's called commuting

... performed live infront of more than 50 people?

Oh hells no!

... been knocked out?

No, you should have seen the other guy.

... cried at a movie?


No. I'm well 'ard.
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By Zoot
#331459
... been involved in a car crash?

Nothing major, but yea

... killed something to eat?

No, although I think I could

... been chucked out of a pub/club?

Yea, I fell asleep in the toilets once

... been mistaken for a member of the opposite sex?

Dissapointingly no...

... performed a sexual act at work?

Umm, yea

... had a criminal record?

Nope, I'm a good boy me

... made pasta from scratch?

No, but its on my 'to do' list

... shouted at your boss?

In a jokey way yes

... drank a raw egg?

No

... been fired from a job?

Ha, yea kind of, but I got him fired the week after...

... repaired something with a paperclip?

Yea, all the time

... performed a sexual act in a cinema?

Yep

... sold something you've made?

Yea, Its kind of my job....

... had a conversation with a 'celebrity'?

Yea, i had a chat and a coffee with Norman Lovitt a few years back - a really nice bloke!

... cut your own hair?

As a dare, yes

... eaten raw meat?

Yep, Bacon

... had road rage?

Occasionally

... performed live infront of more than 50 people?

Yea, when i was about 12

... been knocked out?

No

... cried at a movie?

Yea, 'Click' believe it or not!

Hows that for a quote-a-thon?
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By Yudster
#331463
Zoot wrote:
... been fired from a job?

Ha, yea kind of, but I got him fired the week after...


That needs elaboration there Zoot!
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By MK Chris
#331470
rustybike wrote:No - I go to the cinema to watch a film, especially as I pay £15.99 a month for a cineworld pass!

I'm getting one of them... I thought they were £11.99 outside of London?

Zoot wrote:
... cried at a movie?

Yea, 'Click' believe it or not!

That's one of the ones I've cried at Zoot, to be fair.
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By rustybike
#331475
Topher wrote:
rustybike wrote:No - I go to the cinema to watch a film, especially as I pay £15.99 a month for a cineworld pass!

I'm getting one of them... I thought they were £11.99 outside of London?


Thats right, but if you want London as well it's £13.99 not £11.99 but that £13.99 now going up to £15.99. But it's worth it if you're a buff film buff like me!
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By MK Chris
#331476
But you're in Brighton! I know that's not a million miles away from London, but you must have a Cineworld nearer you than that?
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By Vivienne
#331478
I've : been fired from a job.

Done "the dirty" at the movies.

Cried at a movie.
By w3tim
#331479
... been involved in a car crash? no - several bike crashes though
... killed something to eat? nope
... been chucked out of a pub/club? yes, but wasn't anything to do with me - I was just with a mate who got chucked out and they wouldn't let me back in with or without him. Suppose it doesn't really count.
... been mistaken for a member of the opposite sex? Don't think so.
... performed a sexual act at work? nope
... had a criminal record? no
... made pasta from scratch? a few times
... shouted at your boss? sort of
... drank a raw egg? nope
... been fired from a job? nope
... repaired something with a paperclip? of course
... performed a sexual act in a cinema? no - i'm far too self-conscious to do that
... sold something you've made? yuhhuh
... had a conversation with a 'celebrity'? no
... cut your own hair? does "trimmed" bodyhair count? :p
... eaten raw meat? yeah - beef, can't remember why though
... had road rage? only with people who can't keep up with the speed limit - or people who I see on the phone. That always makes me angry!
... performed live infront of more than 50 people? yeah - when I was younger I did some sort of high scorers concert thing with my violin.
... been knocked out? nope
... cried at a movie? yeah - a worrying amount actually!
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By rustybike
#331480
Topher wrote:But you're in Brighton! I know that's not a million miles away from London, but you must have a Cineworld nearer you than that?


Indeed I do - quite a few (yes I am related to Dr. Seuss). I have one a mile away from me in the Marina, but if go to London for example, for little get away with Mrs Rustybike, I have to find things that mean I don't have to make conversation. :lol: Plus, it can be used everywhere else.
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By Console
#331482
Vivienne wrote:I've : been fired from a job.

Done "the dirty" at the movies.

Cried at a movie.


Haven't you also 'been involved in a car crash'?
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By AndyJ
#331483
... been involved in a car crash? a couple - one quite bad

... killed something to eat? nope

... been chucked out of a pub/club? nope

... been mistaken for a member of the opposite sex? nope

... performed a sexual act at work? oh yes!

... had a criminal record? nope

... made pasta from scratch? nope

... shouted at your boss? been close, but no!

... drank a raw egg? eeewwwwww... gross! (thats a no)

... been fired from a job? not yet

... repaired something with a paperclip? I work in IT... Of course I have!

... performed a sexual act in a cinema? Yep :)

... sold something you've made? Yep

... had a conversation with a 'celebrity'? I dont think so

... cut your own hair? Yes

... eaten raw meat? Nope

... had road rage? not really

... performed live infront of more than 50 people? yes

... been knocked out? yes - by a football of all things!

... cried at a movie? not that I remember
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By Vivienne
#331485
Console wrote:
Vivienne wrote:I've : been fired from a job.

Done "the dirty" at the movies.

Cried at a movie.


Haven't you also 'been involved in a car crash'?
- look, it wasn't exactly a car crash, Cons. - it was a van that wound up in a ditch (stuck), but no-one was hurt (thankfully). :-)

O, btw, the "dirty" at the movies was oral stuff (not complete sex, or anything)... we were both thrown out.. an ex-bf and I.
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By Yudster
#331486
rustybike wrote:..........go to London for example, for little get away with Mrs Rustybike, I have to find things that mean I don't have to make conversation................


Wow, lesbians really ARE like men!
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By MK Chris
#331488
Oh, on the conversation with a celebrity (since celebrity was in inverted commas, I'm assuming that the word "celebrity" can be used loosely), I have held lots of conversations and debates with former World number 5 Des Douglas (who some of you may have heard of.. generally, if people have heard of table tennis players it's Chester Barnes or Des Douglas.)

Yudster wrote:
rustybike wrote:..........go to London for example, for little get away with Mrs Rustybike, I have to find things that mean I don't have to make conversation................


Wow, lesbians really ARE like men!

Harsh, Yudwuk......
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By rustybike
#331490
Yudster wrote:
rustybike wrote:..........go to London for example, for little get away with Mrs Rustybike, I have to find things that mean I don't have to make conversation................


Wow, lesbians really ARE like men!


No way! They're better! They're like super women! Kapow!
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By MK Chris
#331518
charlalottie wrote:while watching Titanic I cried before they even had hit the iceberg.

I don't blame you; I'd have been upset too, if I knew I had that long left to sit through it.
By w3tim
#331554
Topher wrote:
charlalottie wrote:while watching Titanic I cried before they even had hit the iceberg.

I don't blame you; I'd have been upset too, if I knew I had that long left to sit through it.


Urgh - yeah. Terrible film! I cried too but just because I couldn't stand any more of Leonardo Dicaprio - I cheered when he let go!

In fact, for anyone who hasn't seen it - it sinks. There you go, I've spoiled the ending, you don't have to see it now!
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By Yudster
#331557
w3tim wrote:
In fact, for anyone who hasn't seen it - it sinks. There you go, I've spoiled the ending, you don't have to see it now!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*not really