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Re: Jeremy Condom Kyle#344084

By Bruvva - Thu May 29, 2008 11:10 am

- Thu May 29, 2008 11:10 am #344084

Beadle Poke wrote: Will you be unable to get two words in against my tirade of self opinionated tripe?

Sorry, is that you or Jeremy Kyle talking there?

VivAyrshire on UM wrote:It just reminded me of this dreadful female called Yudster (cm.net / aled.info), who would spend all day just fussing over grammar points, and doing nothing constructive of any kind.

Re: Jeremy Condom Kyle#344089

By Zoot - Thu May 29, 2008 12:06 pm

- Thu May 29, 2008 12:06 pm #344089

Beadle Poke wrote:Hi, I'm Jeremy Kyle and I'm looking for guests for my show. Are you a wife beating alcoholic? Do you smoke more cannabis than a Bob Marley's tribute act? Have you been signing on since you were sixteen? Do you have a wonky eye? Is your tracksuit tucked into your socks? Do your teeth look like they've been acquainted with Mike Tysons fist? Is your gene pool so small it's more of a gene puddle? Will you show appreciation when I ascend the moral high ground to give you a good kicking about having unprotected sex? Will you be happy to be booed and hissed at and treated like a parade of social oddballs? Will you be unable to get two words in against my tirade of self opinionated tripe? ARE YOU * MAD?! If so then call me now! I'm Jeremy Kyle.

I'd have that as my sig if it wasn't so long...