[OASternShawVirus]

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[foot-loose]

Tim Shaw rocks *comma* Chris Moyles sucks *full stop*

Did no-one teach you punctuation? You will never last around these parts.

[Johnny 1989]

Oh look a tosser who has no life.

Bugger off!

[foot-loose]

I was only trying to be funny.

[TIAL]

That is strangely hypnotic to stare at.

Otherwise - a well balanced and eloquent viewpoint. Thanks for that.

[foot-loose]

if you look at it long enough, and make your eyes go funny, you will see the Taj Mahal. Or a unicorn.

[Andy B]

I thought it was supposed to be a sail boat.

[TIAL]

It's like The Matrix. Look at it long enough and you don't even see words. You just see Tim Shaw.

[MK Chris]

I was about to ask if Tim Shaw is the fella whose girlfriend sold his car for pennies on Ebay because she was pissed off with being the butt of his on-air jokes, but I've just looked it up and apparently he is that same fella. This guy's not the first person to come on here proclaiming his genius.

Just one thing: 'OASternShawVirus' mentioned in his post in the 'Ask Aled' thread that this Tim Shaw fella seems to think Moyles copies from his act. However, Wikipedia (which isn't always right, granted) states "Tim Shaw ... claims to be ranked third in a list of the world's most controversial broadcasters of all time" - Moyles gave up the whole "shock jock" thing long ago. I think being controversial for the sake of being controversial gets very tired very quickly. I have to put my hands up and say I've never listened to Tim Shaw (I wonder if 'OASternShawVirus' has listened to Chris), but the impression I get is that he is being controversial for the sake of it.

[Bonanzoid]

I thought it was supposed to be a sail boat.

You should have said that schooner.

[Andy B]

Oh I might just keel over from that one.

[foot-loose]

Thread overboard! Everybody bail!

[Bonanzoid]

Sorry, but what canoe do?

[Ed Pummelon]

I haven't got any dodgy seafaring puns, but I did empirically test the OP's balanced and eloquent argument by listening to the first ten minutes of a Tim Shaw podcast. It was shit.

[Yudster]

As I have now decided to adopt Ed Pummelon as my official arbiter of taste, I will just assume he is right about Tim Shaw. Who I have never heard of.

[Boboff]

I have not heard of him either.

Why does he suck? Has he not got any teeth?

I have seen Granite and Lime stone Rocks, but never these Chris Moyles rocks, young fellow me lad, mentions?

[MK Chris]

I thought Boboff was talking garbage there, then I looked up and realised it actually does say "Tim Shaw sucks Chris Moyles rocks", not vice versa - which makes this fella even more of a tit than I previously thought.

[Boboff]

I thought Boboff was talking garbage there,

Well, how very dare you.

You may well be sailing very close to the wind young Bopher.

[Andy B]

I'm sure it has been edited. I mean I know I was drunk last night but it made more sense last night. I'm tempted to have a listen as well at some point just to see what the fuss is aboot.

[Boboff]

I'm sure it has been edited. I mean I know I was drunk last night but it made more sense last night. I'm tempted to have a listen as well at some point just to see what the fuss is aboot.

If Console had edited he would have corrected the punctuation.

[Andy B]

Can Sunny not do moderatoring stuff now? She may have been sleepy when she did it.

[TIAL]

Someone's definitely edited it!

[MK Chris]

I didn't think of that... admittedly that would seem the most likely option.

[Console]

I'm sure it has been edited. I mean I know I was drunk last night but it made more sense last night. I'm tempted to have a listen as well at some point just to see what the fuss is aboot.

If Console had edited he would have corrected the punctuation.

Depends on how lazy I was feeling; it would mean putting a lot of apostrophes in.

[Console]

It is in binary, it's just that your computer is converting it with ASCII.