[Andy B]

So then, El Presidente hadn't made an appearance since before crimbo. I'm guessing he's up to his arms in baby poo and tearing at the walls to get 5 minutes kip. Obviously got much better things to do than hang around here telling us all off and I don't blame him.

Hope you and the family are well Mr H.

[foot-loose]

*hands over the licky licky brown nose trophy to Andy*

[Sunny So Cal]

Aww. Don't. It was sweet of Andy.

As for Chris, he was here AFTER Christmas, actually. If you remember correctly, we were all discussing what we got for crimble and he showed us a photo of what he got -- baby El Presidente. Also, I spoke with him a few weeks back on MSN, so I know he still lives.

[foot-loose]

Aww. Don't. It was sweet of Andy.

Of course it was 'sweet' but its not really my nature to be 'sweet' when i can rip the pee pee instead.

Andy, I humbly apologise if I have offended you, or any of your offspring. Honest.

[TIAL]

What you talkin' about, Harris?

Sorry, that has no relation to anything mentioned here. I just had to say it. Carry on.

[Sunny So Cal]

No. No relation. But makes about as much sense as anything else we babble about.

Do Muffin and Crumpet count as his 'offspring'?

[Andy B]

Well I prefer them to the idea of real children. I can * off and leave em for hours on their own and no-one bats an eyelid. Try doing that with a 10 month old child and see how quickly social services take to send 9 inspectors to your house, fill in paperwork, lose the paperwork, send more inspectors then finally decide that you pose no threat.

[foot-loose]

Try doing that with a 10 month old child and see how quickly social services take to send 9 inspectors to your house, fill in paperwork, lose the paperwork, send more inspectors then finally decide that you pose no threat.

Id give it 10 months?

Maybe 12?

[Yudster]

........Also, I spoke with him a few weeks back on MSN, so I know he still lives.

Ok, so how about answering some of the questions he hasn't been back here to answer for us? Like is Baby El Presidente a boy or a girl? And other than Presidente Jr., does it have a name?

[Chris]

He's a boy, as Topher correctly guessed.

He says hi.

[Andy B]

Now I don't normally like pictures of kids but he looks wicked. He's got a Mohican and everything.

[Yudster]

Aw thanks Chris, he is GORGEOUS.

[foot-loose]

Now I don't normally like pictures of kids but he looks wicked. He's got a Mohican and everything.

Seconded. He looks cool.

[Zoot]

Aw, he looks like he'd pity 'da fool...

[MK Chris]

Wow, he's a corker! Thanks Mr Harris.

[Sunny So Cal]

........Also, I spoke with him a few weeks back on MSN, so I know he still lives.

Ok, so how about answering some of the questions he hasn't been back here to answer for us? Like is Baby El Presidente a boy or a girl? And other than Presidente Jr., does it have a name?

Contrary to what my husband thinks, I wouldn't have had a promising career with the Inquisition. I didn't grill Chris mercilessly - though I did know he had a son. And a beautiful boy he is, too. He's got a cheeky little look about him in that photo. I love it. Thanks for sharing!

[S4B]

He's got that impish twinkle in his eye or were you blinding him with the camera flash He's beautiful Chris and I, like Lottie, don't like babies very much. Thanks for showing us nosey lot.

[rustybike]

"...you feeling lucky? PUNK!"

He looks like a badass Mr H. A very very cute badass.

[Munki Bhoy]

Awesome mohawk, awesome pose. Wish my wee brother would pose for photos like that.

[foot-loose]

Your brothers in his twenties now, right?

[Munki Bhoy]

He's somewhere between 20 days and 20 weeks.

[Chris]

He says thanks for all the comments, he loves his hair too.

[Yudster]

High Five little Presidente!

[Andy B]

He's gonna be a wong'un when he's older isn't he. Just looks like the sort of guy who nicks cars and flogs knocked off meat in the pub. Tracksuits and special brew all the way. If I get mugged in 20 years time by a guy with a Mohican then I know where I'm sending the cops don't I.

[catherine]

Noooo, Harris is too posh to have an ASBO child. Here's a real ASBO Baby, mainly because she is related to me...


Don't mess with her, she's hardcore.