- Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:36 pm
#378616
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rode into a town after a long trek across the desert. They walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do. His name is Silver, and I am the Lone Ranger! Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would like to know that your horse is just about dead outside!!" The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver was about dead from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got him some water and made him drink it, and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."
Tonto said, "Sure Kemosabe", and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again and claims, "I do. His name is Silver, and I am the Lone Ranger! Why?"
The cowboy says to him, "The horse is fine but........ you left your Injun running!!!"
There's piskies up to Dartymoor, An' tidden gude yew zay there bain't.