Bored..So, an idea I've nicked from another forum

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Bored..So, an idea I've nicked from another forum#384790

By Bruvva - Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:25 pm

- Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:25 pm #384790

Film titles with the last letter removed and alternative plots...

Lady and the Tram - One woman's travels round Blackpool using only public transport.
The pelican brie: Julia Roberts befriends a seabird after breaking its wing in a freak boating accident and nurses it back to health on a diet of soft french cheese.
Mad Ma - Mel Gibson's mum runs round a post apocalyptic wasteland.

And so on...

VivAyrshire on UM wrote:It just reminded me of this dreadful female called Yudster (cm.net / aled.info), who would spend all day just fussing over grammar points, and doing nothing constructive of any kind.

Re: Bored..So, an idea I've nicked from another forum#384792

By Bruvva - Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:36 pm

- Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:36 pm #384792

haha, LOVE the last two.

VivAyrshire on UM wrote:It just reminded me of this dreadful female called Yudster (cm.net / aled.info), who would spend all day just fussing over grammar points, and doing nothing constructive of any kind.

Re: Bored..So, an idea I've nicked from another forum#384793

By MK Chris - Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:40 pm

- Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:40 pm #384793

charlalottie wrote:Weeney Tod- A midget with a penchant for murderous pies.

That would be good if it followed the rules...

American Pi - student geeks try and lose their virginity while doing complicated maths equations.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fir - Harry Potter has to deal with some lesbians.

That's all I can think of for now.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: Bored..So, an idea I've nicked from another forum#384794

By Bruvva - Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:42 pm

- Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:42 pm #384794

12 Angry Me - A story about multiple personality disorders.

VivAyrshire on UM wrote:It just reminded me of this dreadful female called Yudster (cm.net / aled.info), who would spend all day just fussing over grammar points, and doing nothing constructive of any kind.

Re: Bored..So, an idea I've nicked from another forum#384795

By Zoot - Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:45 pm

- Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:45 pm #384795

A film about attention seeking - Watchme

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Bored..So, an idea I've nicked from another forum#384796

By MK Chris - Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:48 pm

- Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:48 pm #384796

heTechnically Bruvva got this before me, but I did think of it independently from him and I like it and he told me I could post it:

Jurassic Par - a game of golf while dodging 'raptors.
Pandora's Bo - woman from Greek Mythology unleashes bling on the world.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: Bored..So, an idea I've nicked from another forum#384797

By Bruvva - Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:49 pm

- Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:49 pm #384797

Hallowee - one man's conversation with his urine

VivAyrshire on UM wrote:It just reminded me of this dreadful female called Yudster (cm.net / aled.info), who would spend all day just fussing over grammar points, and doing nothing constructive of any kind.

Re: Bored..So, an idea I've nicked from another forum#384798

By jocky85 - Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:56 pm

- Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:56 pm #384798

Stand by M - James Bond's boss wrongly accused

Stay safe. Word up. And avoid the drizzle

Re: Bored..So, an idea I've nicked from another forum#384799

By Bruvva - Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:00 pm

- Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:00 pm #384799

The Damned Unite - those condemned to hell combine and try to take over the world

VivAyrshire on UM wrote:It just reminded me of this dreadful female called Yudster (cm.net / aled.info), who would spend all day just fussing over grammar points, and doing nothing constructive of any kind.

Re: Bored..So, an idea I've nicked from another forum#384800

By Bruvva - Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:09 pm

- Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:09 pm #384800

Who framed Roger Rabbi? - a local jewish preacher is jailed for a crime he did not commit.

VivAyrshire on UM wrote:It just reminded me of this dreadful female called Yudster (cm.net / aled.info), who would spend all day just fussing over grammar points, and doing nothing constructive of any kind.

Re: Bored..So, an idea I've nicked from another forum#384802

By MK Chris - Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:19 pm

- Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:19 pm #384802

Cat on a Hot Tin Roo - Feline attempts to scale a metal statue of a kangaroo in the sun
Con Ai - Ali G attempts to fool members of the public into giving him money
Crossfir - religious woman gets a sign of the cross shaved in her minge
Easy Ride - Nicola_Red's life story.......
Empire of the Su - Su Pollard takes over the world

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: Bored..So, an idea I've nicked from another forum#384803

By Bruvva - Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:22 pm

- Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:22 pm #384803

The Da Vinci Cod - Tom Hanks takes up fishing.

VivAyrshire on UM wrote:It just reminded me of this dreadful female called Yudster (cm.net / aled.info), who would spend all day just fussing over grammar points, and doing nothing constructive of any kind.

Re: Bored..So, an idea I've nicked from another forum#384807

By MK Chris - Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:29 pm

- Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:29 pm #384807

'Lol' - officially the worst film ever made. Ever.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: Bored..So, an idea I've nicked from another forum#384808

By Munki Bhoy - Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:43 pm

- Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:43 pm #384808

Great game.

Star War: same thing as the original, just told in one quick story rather than six. Or "what the prequel trilogy should have been".
Apocalypse No: much ado about nothing
Das Boo: A bunch of ghosts get caught up in an epic war.
Some Like It Ho: How we'd all have liked to see Marilyn Monroe.
The Wizard of O: Education movie about one man and his mission to make all women have orgasms.

foot-loose wrote:Big * or no *, no "lol's" allowed. NEVA!

Re: Bored..So, an idea I've nicked from another forum#384809

By CassieJackson - Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:15 pm

- Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:15 pm #384809

I'm loving these!

Raiders of the Lost Ar - Carrie's Cousin is speechless

Re: Bored..So, an idea I've nicked from another forum#384815

By Bonanzoid - Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:59 pm

- Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:59 pm #384815

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret - It didn't really warrant an entire chamber.

Re: Bored..So, an idea I've nicked from another forum#384818

By DannyBoy - Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:07 pm

- Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:07 pm #384818

Forrest Gum -
The Lord of the Ring -
No Country for Old Me -

I couldn't think of anything to put with these but they looked like they could work :cry:

bald as in slaphead as in no hair?

Re: Bored..So, an idea I've nicked from another forum#384820

By Munki Bhoy - Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:12 pm

- Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:12 pm #384820

Debbie Does Dalla - the world famous girl comes to Cornwall to meet a folk band.

foot-loose wrote:Big * or no *, no "lol's" allowed. NEVA!

Re: Bored..So, an idea I've nicked from another forum#384822

By CassieJackson - Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:25 pm

- Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:25 pm #384822

The Maltese Falco - Tribute Act for dead Austrian Pop Star hunts for priceless statue.
Lord of the Rings - Return of the Kin - Christmas in Middle Earth and Bilbo is hosting the Baggins festivities at Bag-End. Hilarity Ensues.
The Magnificent Seve - Golfer protects the 18th green from marauding bandits.
The Mumm - Champagne which places anyone who drinks it under a curse.
A Clockwork Orang - Large Wind-up Monkey volunteers for aversion therapy and wears bowler hat.

Re: Bored..So, an idea I've nicked from another forum#384823

By Johnny 1989 - Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:27 pm

- Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:27 pm #384823

Mine are crap, but here goes:

Fiddler On The Roo - Documentary film of Nigel Kennedy on his latest world tour, playing his violin whilst standing on a Kangaroo
Wild, Wild Wes - Cowboy & Indian adventure starring Will Smith & ex-Radio 1 DJ Wes
Balls Of Fur - New Disney adventure about two martial arts bears
Superba - Kids Comedy staring Shaun The Sheep
Dante's Pea - A scientist warns the whole village about a dangerous pea
The Elephant Ma - John Hurt & Anthony Hopkins star in a film about a Mother who weighs 50 stone

Regards, Johnny 1989

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Re: Bored..So, an idea I've nicked from another forum#384824

By Munki Bhoy - Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:32 pm

- Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:32 pm #384824

Stop Or My Mom Will Shoo - seriously, stop kicking that football against my gable end. My mum hates it and you'll wake my baby brother.

foot-loose wrote:Big * or no *, no "lol's" allowed. NEVA!

Re: Bored..So, an idea I've nicked from another forum#384831

By Munki Bhoy - Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:43 pm

- Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:43 pm #384831

Snakes On A Plan - Architects have a spot of trouble in the office.
Daddy Day Cam - The creepy life of your dad on the internet.
Ghost Ride - Nick Cage goes about on a bike looking for dead people to sleep with.
Becoming Jan - Jane Austen's classic about how she really wanted to be a man.

foot-loose wrote:Big * or no *, no "lol's" allowed. NEVA!

Re: Bored..So, an idea I've nicked from another forum#384832

By Sunny So Cal - Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:43 pm

- Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:43 pm #384832

My Fair Lad - a musical about an all boys beauty pageant.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doo - our intrepid archaeologist finds himself with a dodgy tummy and no proper facilities
Revenge of the Jed - The story of a redneck tired of people nicking the bricks out from under his truck on the front lawn
The King and - a musical extravaganza of online dating for a lonely monarch
El - the story of New York's elevated train system