[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I have just discovered the frankly horrible term "frape" and fear I am losing touch with you cool kidz. Can anyone tell me what the must know phrases are for when I hit the discotheque?

[chrysostom]

wa'gwan/w'appan : what's going on, what's happening.
fap : to masturbate

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I knew the first one from Rastamouse. The second is new to me. Clearly I mean the word and not the act..

[chrysostom]

the rest would just be sexual jargon, such as strawberry cheesecake, bagpiping and the fisherman's elbow

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

See I think most of them are just the words are created first then an act dreamt up. Lets do something for Pineapple oblong...

[DevilsDuck]

I think that would hurt to much!

[bmstinton93]

Chillax, although I've never heard that used.


Buzzing, when you are really up for something.

[chrysostom]

See I think most of them are just the words are created first then an act dreamt up. Lets do something for Pineapple oblong...

round, sweet, yellow, pointy.

bhudda. with a spiked mask.

[dimtimjim]

'sparks' = good.

[Boboff]

Gas, Anus Conkers was your seminal moment I feel.

Chillax, although I've never heard that used.


Buzzing, when you are really up for something.

Are you for real?

Groovy, when something is rather good!

[bmstinton93]

Oh yes, i have heard 'buzzing' used many a time by cool, young folk

[dimtimjim]

Chillax, although I've never heard that used.
Buzzing, when you are really up for something.

Are you for real?

I did kinda think that...! Any other 'new' expressions from 50 years ago, please let us know!

[Zoot]

Ok then - someone explain the lyrics to 'Milkshake' by Kelis to me, I've never understood the innuendo of that song.

[dimtimjim]

milkshake = tit jiggling.

[Nicola_Red]

Ok then - someone explain the lyrics to 'Milkshake' by Kelis to me, I've never understood the innuendo of that song.

I always thought it was to do with squirting *cough*

[dimtimjim]

One of my favourite subjects.... Do go on!

[Nicola_Red]

Well, I didn't write the song...but that was how I interpreted it. Especially the video when the milkshakes are on the counter and the room starts shaking and there's, well, white stuff flying everywhere...

[chrysostom]

i feel context needs to be added here.



on a side note, squirting is top notch, but impractical.

[dimtimjim]

squirting is top notch, but impractical.

Disagree. Example?

[Nicola_Red]

You just need a towel handy before you start...ahem. Not that I know anything about it.

[chrysostom]

i can just sense someone demanding a halt to the conversation - but i'll just say sleeping on the wet patch is bad enough. when it's the size of a small dog, it's even worse.

nothing about sex is sexy.

(back to the original topic, http://www.faqs.org/qa/qa-9917.html)

[Boboff]

Milkshake = Titty Wank, not just wiggling independantly, but wiggling then squirting.

On finishing and applpying jelly jewels to loved ones face you say thank you with the phrase " Bang and the dirt is gone"

That indeed is sexy Mr C.

[R94N]

Some people (mostly chavs) say 'bear hard' or 'bear bad'. It's a bit like 'really'. Nothing sexual

[bmstinton93]

I like it on the end of Dodgeball with Ben Stiller...

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Bear bad? I'm not sure I get that at all. Its actually been less educational than I thought this thread. I fear you are all geeks and to get in touch with the real kidz of today I need to go buy some cider and sit on a park bench (I assume young people still do this?).