[Uglybob]

Where to begin eh

oh well. Swedish lass comes to blighty, becomes weather girl, sleeps with men, presents a couple of mildly popular shows, sleeps with more men, popularity waning, 2 year break, sleep with more men, present dog eat dog and numerous ITV flop pilots, release a book

There you go no need to buy the book then. When people describe her as intelligent, are they just taking the piss. This is a woman who decided to go out with John Leslie. The revelations of a rape early on her career are a bit worrying but for the fact that she didnt reveal who it was. What is the point of that. Shes quick to spill the beans, or anything else that reaches near her short skirt for that matter, but she wont say who raped her. Could it be that she somehow made it up just to sell more copies.
Now I know that may sound quite harsh but in Media, its a cutthroat business and some people do anything for a bit of publicity. Note: Christine Hamilton. Every time I switch the telly on now, that damn imbecile is on it. Tonight I flicked over to the local chat show and she was on it with her dead weight of a husband as I waited for Have I Got News For You to come on. AAAAAAArgh she was on it as well. Is there nothing this woman wont do?
It seems that Celeb Autobiographies are all the rage. Theres even a Gareth Gates book. Hes 17 for gods sake, his life hasnt started. Kiss and Tell stories like Edwina Currie might sell papers but it didnt sell her book as noone bought it. Who else cares about what else happened in her life.

[Sidders]

Christine Hamilton is a legend.

[Morals]

Christine Hamilton should be drowned.

As for Ulrika, I'll be more than happy to sleep with her so she has something to tell the media...

[superwoman]

i totally agree. gareth gates is 17/18 years old hes hasnt lived long enough to produce an autobiography. all it'll have in it is how he was on pop idol, wow, i mean what an achievement at the age of 17, i agree, but what else is he going to write about, how his FAKE stutter has been so terrible. it was amazing how on pop idol his stutter became really bad when the competition was high.... maybe it was tactical to get the sympathy vote.

[Sidders]

There'll be about 2 words on each page as he struggles to get his words out.

[Chief Erf]

a written stutter ?

[Sidders]

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllike ththththththththththththis oooooooooooooooooooooooone.

[Sidders]

Can't really blame Ulrika, Curry and Gates for cashing in, wouldn't you? Was it Andy Warhol who said we'd all get 15 minutes of fame, can't think of anything worse.

Good point well made.

[Uglybob]

I have now found out who raped Ulrika. Right will I say who it is or will I give such an obvious clue that I wont get sued. Ok then

---- Parrot (snooker player)
------ Crowther (former host of Stars in Their Eyes and Phil Lynotts dad)

Put them two words together and you get the raper.

NOTE I PUT A BIG ALLEGEDLY OK, THIS MIGHT HAVE BEEN A HOAX.

[Nor]

eek, this just guess work by yourself ? or 2 + 2 from people in the know.

[odb983]

It wasn't me who raped her, she consented

[Gigglyboots]

Why the big deal about all of this when she says she doesnt want to talk about it, but admits sleeping with half a dozen footballers and tv stars. Eurgh!

[Adam]

It wasn't me who raped her, she consented

ho ho ho. thats a funny post....

[Sidders]

Do you think the Mirror really know who it was?

[Gigglyboots]

The Sun says (i wouldnt quite believe it, but nevertheless) we should know by the end of the week, because two others have come and spoken.

[coolamoke]

Apparently it's

John Leslie

[Sidders]

So it's out, but remember where you heard it first!

---- Parrot (snooker player)
------ Crowther (former host of Stars in Their Eyes and Phil Lynotts dad)

Put them two words together and you get the raper.

Nice one bob. How did you find out?

[ASG]

Grim stuff all round really, aint it?

[Adam]

bad. b-astard. urika ka ka ka

[a_girl_from_mars]

didn't Matthew Right accidently say who it was this morning on his tv show?

[ASG]

I think if he actually knew then he would announce it properly, don't you?

[Sidders]

Yes he did, that's what the link 'coolamoke' posted was all about.

[Jonny Hoare]

John leslie was touted at the beginning of the week, we knew at 9am in our news meeting....but unfortunately i wasn't at the computer....damn

[Uglybob]

then again who watches The Wright Stuff, nobody still knows in the real world

[coolamoke]

then again who watches The Wright Stuff, nobody still knows in the real world

Praise the lord for The Internet!