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By This Bitch Bites
#87547
Tit 4 Tat..... This 'playground' shit is crap! :roll:

To stop the childish name calling taunts in all the threads that you read, why dont jonny and loz etc get in a ring and have a rumble??

i now who i will place my bet on to win!
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#87551
shut up smeghead.
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By Uglybob
#87553
ouch, red dwarf.
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By Nablo.
#87554
She's a fridge head eh!
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By Uglybob
#87555
funny, i thought they were male
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By Nablo.
#87556
Ha! your probably right but with a name like that......but also fridges don't have a sex.
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By coct
#87609
I wouldn't want to hurt jonny, he's special and i think that is wrong.
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By Adam
#87612
Smeg make good fridges.
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By Nablo.
#87623
......not to mention dish washers, cookers etc..
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#87642
ours is hotpoint but it leaks so there ya go.....

i have no idea why i wrote that.
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By Uglybob
#87671
ours is hotpoint too, look were so alike, i bet you have a creda cooker.
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By Chief Erf
#87694
i want a huge american style fridge, with an ice thingy for no reason at all.
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By Spoon
#87710
Chief Erf wrote:i want a huge american style fridge, with an ice thingy for no reason at all.

We've got one of these at home and it IS the best thing (including sliced bread) during the summer. Having copious amounts of cubed or crushed ice and chilled filtered water. What luxury....
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By Ickle Angel
#87713
Stupid me went away for the weekend and came back today just feeling like a glass of cold coke only to find that I had left the bottle out of the fridge :cry:
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#87750
Uglybob wrote:ours is hotpoint too, look were so alike, i bet you have a creda cooker.


our cooker is in fact a Belling Executive (i just looked) apparantly they are electrical appliance makers to the queen. is your cooker over 15 years old like ours?
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By MK Chris
#87781
You should see the cooker in my new place, it's minging. Smells when it heats up. I will get a new one, but for now the priority has to be a widescreen TV...
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#87928
yep tv, stereo, bottle opener, computer, video, dvd player, bed, couch. all the furniture you need.
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By Spoon
#87977
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:yep tv, stereo, bottle opener, computer, video, dvd player, bed, couch. all the furniture you need.

Fridge..... keeping beer cold is a must.
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By ~JACQUI~
#87978
cooker.... you cant eat takeaway EVERY night!!!

even a microwave would do!
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By Mcqueen_
#87981
No need for a cooker. You could eat takeaway every night and on them special occasions get your mum to bring a nice big tin of corned beef ash round.
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By MK Chris
#87983
I am going home every Sunday for my roast dinner ;)

Anyway, I can cook, its just that I don't have ingredients yet as I had to cut them out to keep my shopping bill to £160.
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By ~JACQUI~
#87984
i believe you. i cant cook. I once tried to cook pancakes for my mum's breakfast and set the smoke alarm off practicing at 6:30 in the morning. actually, that was last summer...............!
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By MK Chris
#87989
Was that a 'humourous' remark, or was it actually last summer?
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By ~JACQUI~
#87992
no, it was last summer!

i didnt realise how hot the pan was!
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#88084
little tip baby boar when you make chips it is customary to test how hot the chip pan is by putting you head in.