[stevotrash]

As Johnny Hoare will validate, i was using the whole text to speech software months ago to produce comedy soundbytes under the guise of ok computer.<P>best quotes:<br>'i'm feeling rough today, i went to a laptop dancing  club yesterday'<br>and<br>'that joke was thinner then john hoares hair'

[Guest]

yeah, goddam it, and i also used <A HREF="http://www.bell-labs.com/project/tts/voices-java.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.bell-labs.com/project/tts/voices-java.html</A>  & <A HREF="http://www.bell-labs.com/project/tts/voices.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.bell-labs.com/project/tts/voices.html</A>  ages ago to make the "hiya" used on my prank calls. Is it possible someone would have virtually the same stupid idea as myself?<P>probably

[the_dr]

What is that I smell? Envy? Jealousy?  :) Admittedly, it's not the most original joke in the book - it was used on yesterdays show as well, but it made em laugh. <P>the_dr

[the_dr]

Oh yes, I also remember doing similar jokes with my mates in an English class when we were REALLY bored. They were really politically incorrect, with the Steven Hawkings voice 'n all. Our favourite was<P>"Can somebody please put my wheelchair on a surfboard"<P>Bad I know.<br>the_dr

[Guest]

i wasn't dissin' you dr  :)<P>yeah myself and some friends used to do steven hawking impressions by talking whilst breathing in. "somebody please toss me off, i haven't had a wank for years" mr hawking would be heard to say. very childish.

[Gordon_the_Cromag]

we do that at skool 2,mostly saying "i need the tiolet" and just taking the **** <br>but at least he woz good in gladiator.<P>do u think stephen hawking will b good at the pole volt?

[the_dr]

"you turn me on. on. on. on."<br>"there has been an internal error and one of the windows you were working in will be shut down"<P>Very childish  :)<P>the_dr

[winker]

Very funny. Reminds me of that classic 80's toy Speak & Spell.<P>'Now spell color' (it was fricken Yank crap). I'd enter colour. 'That is incorrect. Please spell again.' C-O-L-O-U-R. God dammit.<P>I'm sure Stephen Hawkin has uttered these words.<P>I have just shat myself.<br>My cat's breath smells of cat food.<br>Cor look at the bangers on that.<br>No, officer I was not speeding.<P>and the immortal Hawking chat up line -    69 DUDE!!!

[stevotrash]

yes but i used my soundbytes on a radio show (admittidly with a very small audience)

[Guest]

*jumps on the band wagon* <br> <A HREF="http://www.3walthamclose.fsnet.co.uk/steve.zip" TARGET=_blank>http://www.3walthamclose.fsnet.co.uk/steve.zip</A>

[Simon]

Is there anywhere i can download one of those voice programs?

[Guest]

here <A HREF="http://www.zdnet.com/downloads/stories/info/0,,00173O,.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.zdnet.com/downloads/stories/info/0,,00173O,.html</A>

[the_dr]

Good to see you've taken my recommendation  :)

[winker]

Anybody seen that Simpsons with Mc Hawko (in the area) in it. Quite funny from what I can remember.

[the_dr]

Does anybody remember the surreal late-night Channel 4 comedy show made by Accociated Rediffusion? It had Steven Hawkings singing opera songs and the 'gay darliks' (white wee wee, ex-sperminate).<P>What was it called? It's been bugging me for months.<P>the_dr

[Guest]

forteen tv?<br>i have just been on a binge and threw up for the first time in my life due to drinking, so forgive me if i'm wrong.

[the_dr]

Thank you, I think thats the one. Ta!

[Guest]

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