[winker]

Why are we so crap at virtually all sport?<P>A pretendy English Tennis player got knocked out today and as  I type these words with my fingers Henman/bottler is playing to lose.<P>Ok we kicked Aussie ass in the Rugby as British Lions. <br>At cricket and footy we get so far then start to cry like 'ickle' girls and just fold.<P>By the way saw Me Myself and Irene yesterday. Watch it, it's a very funny film.<P>End of.<p>[This message has been edited by winker (edited 02 July 2001).]

[Uglybob]

chicken ass                  

[Martin]

I thought we were world champions (or something) at Women's Cricket. (As in the one with females playing, not what the more publicised English team play  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/wink.gif">)

[winker]

The English ladies cricket team lost by an innings and some runs (ie we lost BIGTIME) at the hands of the aussie sheilas last week.<P>Maybe if there was a sport of losing we'd lose that too!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

we invent these sports you expect us to be good at them as well?

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

dammit, i like lynsey davenport (i know she's not english but never mind) how come venus williams beat her? it's soooo unfair!

[winker]

Sorry to be 'bloke' and say this but is Lyndsey Davenport one of the mingiest (a new word methinks?) tennis players out there.<P>Top Tennis babes<P>1-Anna Kournikova (I'll rub your ankle better!)<br>2-Barbara Schett<br>3-Jelena Dokic<P>Obviously the female members can make up their top 3 blokes.<p>[This message has been edited by winker (edited 05 July 2001).]

[Sad_Bloke]

I'm sorry,but I have to say that Venus Williams is well fit...She's not bad-looking,and she's got a great body,AND everytime she hits the ball it sounds like she's having an orgasm !! Man,I'm having to do everthing during the tennis with only my left hand now...<P>ps:you were right with your prediction about our crap cricket team.

[Gordon_the_Cromag]

Might i remind u that England are unbeaten at rugby in a year,they beat the world champions austrailia and the British loins<br>are kickin ass 2 !!!!!!!!

[winker]

Uh oh the aussies are starting to pile on the the runs. As for Venus Williams, nice body, shame about the boat race.

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

greg thingy is the best! tim chickenman's ugly

[winker]

Pretendy Brit Greg is a bigger bottler than Hen-Man (a crap new superhero?). Also Greg has a bit a  a chinny recon going on, doesn't he?

[winker]

I am posting this on Sunday 8th and Henman is out of the Tennis, we got thrashed at rugby, and we got totally crushed in the cricket. The only way is up, I think?<p>[This message has been edited by winker (edited 08 July 2001).]

[Guest]

..and Eriksonn, the saviour of the England football team, has indicated that he's not going to be manager for the whole of his 5-year contract - says he's already planning to leave somewhen as he prefers working with players at a club on a day-to-day basis and doesn't like travelling all over England watching different games.  oh well, we've still got the rowing..

[Stickyspanner]

I prefer Nokias myself

[Roddy]

i ain't afraid o' no ghosts

[Guest]

I'm depressed - The ashes have gone- but hey that's what happens when you empty your chimney.<P>I am the King of Marjon Subculture Radio<br> as from September and trash will be my bitch.