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Annoying things on TV#142771

By Quincy - Wed Apr 28, 2004 1:13 pm

- Wed Apr 28, 2004 1:13 pm #142771

There are so many little things that p*ss me off something rotten on TV at the moment, so here are a few.

Neighbours
- In the pub they only ever drink out of half pint glasses.
- The pool table/dartboard. sometimes the pool table is there, sometimes its nowhere to be seen

AA advert
- Look at the road the woman is driving her car on. Where is that road?

MTV 2
- I just hate this channel so much. None of the music they play is new and groundbreaking. And i hate Zane Lowe.

Music Channels
- Channels like The Hits and Smash Hits. Everyother day they seem to have a couple of hours dedicated to 'classic hits' or classic 'anthems' and they play songs that are only a couple of years old. For a car to be classed as a classic it has to be 25 years old and the other day Lyte Funky Ones, Girl on TV was on smash hits as a classic. Whats that all about? They dont let songs get old gracefully anymore.

Programmes about antiques or stuff like 'cash in the attic' or 'everyting must go'
- I dont want to see people having a car boot sale.

etc...

#142772

By MK Chris - Wed Apr 28, 2004 1:25 pm

- Wed Apr 28, 2004 1:25 pm #142772

Telly is generally crap anyway. Do what I do and turn it off.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#142779

By Ahh_Pathetic - Wed Apr 28, 2004 2:34 pm

- Wed Apr 28, 2004 2:34 pm #142779

cept for them adverts with the ugly birds eh topher?

Worst thing to happen to telly is all these girls programmes featuring ugly women.. cutting it, sex an the city, linda green, prime suspect...

I'm 4ft 5 (wide) so at least the fat b*stard is true.

#142886

By Mafro - Thu Apr 29, 2004 6:11 pm

- Thu Apr 29, 2004 6:11 pm #142886

Sex and the City was full of munters, especially Sarah Jessica Parker, she looked like a moose and had that big beast of a mole on her chin. The ginger one was hideous too, she had beady eyes and funny teeth.

#142915

By Ickle Angel - Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:47 am

- Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:47 am #142915

Worst thing on tv at the mo is definately the tropicana advert

Ickle Angel- The Ikea lads are out
http://www.myspace.com/ickleleaguechick

#142918

By ASG - Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:50 am

- Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:50 am #142918

I don't know, even that's better than Will and Grace

happiness is...flying saucers (and cups)

#142930

By Chief Erf - Fri Apr 30, 2004 9:02 am

- Fri Apr 30, 2004 9:02 am #142930

I Like Cash in the Attic

The Chief

#142952

By Quincy - Fri Apr 30, 2004 12:33 pm

- Fri Apr 30, 2004 12:33 pm #142952

ive never seen them find anything of signifigant value.

do they ever look in the attic though?

#142956

By iSeb - Fri Apr 30, 2004 12:38 pm

- Fri Apr 30, 2004 12:38 pm #142956

Once... about 7 months ago...

#142968

By Sidders - Fri Apr 30, 2004 3:18 pm

- Fri Apr 30, 2004 3:18 pm #142968

I used to be so sad that I'd tape daytime TV just for something to do in the evenings. Thank God I got over that phase...

#142977

By Golden Syrup - Fri Apr 30, 2004 3:51 pm

- Fri Apr 30, 2004 3:51 pm #142977

annoying things on tv- linda barker adverts aaaaaaaaah!

#142990

By d00t - Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:51 pm

- Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:51 pm #142990

annoying things on tv- linda barker adverts aaaaaaaaah!

Every other advert then...

A good friend will come and bail you out of prison. A True Friend will be siting beside you saying " Damn that was fun!"

#142992

By Uglybob - Fri Apr 30, 2004 7:29 pm

- Fri Apr 30, 2004 7:29 pm #142992

friendly tv
top 10 shows
stopping a film mid juncture for half an hour of news
experts on morning television
continuity announcers on local television
talking over the end credits of a film if its a good song
gardening programmes
joyce meyer - god channel talker
patronising childrens tv presenters

dave benson phillips

#142997

By d00t - Fri Apr 30, 2004 7:55 pm

- Fri Apr 30, 2004 7:55 pm #142997

in order of annoyance, (1 = most annoying)

10. As already mentioned, the interuption of great films for half an hour of news.. and weather.. and more ads..
9. Blue Peter
8.Emmerdale on EVERY night
7.Ads in TMF
6.Bo Selecta
5.Lack of good films at any decent hour.
4.Eamon Holmes
[b]3.Smallville isnt on!!!
2.Smoking kills adverts.. eeuugh hate em!
1. Love On a Saturday night with Davina McCall.... OMG not on a saturday night prime time!!!!!! come on BBC, wake up!

A good friend will come and bail you out of prison. A True Friend will be siting beside you saying " Damn that was fun!"

#143009

By MK Chris - Fri Apr 30, 2004 11:30 pm

- Fri Apr 30, 2004 11:30 pm #143009

clown wrote:2.Smoking kills adverts.. eeuugh hate em!

Er, that's kinda the idea.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#143098

By d00t - Mon May 03, 2004 1:28 pm

- Mon May 03, 2004 1:28 pm #143098

yeah... and lol

A good friend will come and bail you out of prison. A True Friend will be siting beside you saying " Damn that was fun!"

#143101

By Chief Erf - Mon May 03, 2004 1:39 pm

- Mon May 03, 2004 1:39 pm #143101

ITV is the most annoying thing on tv

The Chief

#143106

By Rachel - Mon May 03, 2004 2:02 pm

- Mon May 03, 2004 2:02 pm #143106

too true!

#143129

By Uglybob - Mon May 03, 2004 5:12 pm

- Mon May 03, 2004 5:12 pm #143129

more stuff in no order

Two episodes of an hour and a half drama instead of one 3 hour episode.
dfs commercials at every break.
jonathon wilkes
gmtv being the tv equivalent of the daily mail scaring mothers every day.
digital tv and the red dots always coming back after a break when you have pressed back up.
sky ones "documentaries"
endless repeats of
1. Friends on Channel 4
2. Only Fools and Horses on BBC1
3. Touch Of Frost on ITV
4. Bond films every flippin Bank Holiday on ITV

how american teen comedies stereotype people with glasses as dorks.
(i dont wear glasses myself but its a bit annoying)

dave benson phillips

#143131

By B26354 - Mon May 03, 2004 5:31 pm

- Mon May 03, 2004 5:31 pm #143131

i havent watched much tv since 1999 when i got bored of watching the same old sh*t, apart from simpsons,so nothing has had a chance to piss me off

#143132

By Adam - Mon May 03, 2004 5:31 pm

- Mon May 03, 2004 5:31 pm #143132

"Text 89759 - that’s right receive your completely rubbish polyphonic ring tone now."

Polyphonic ring tone adverts on mtv/ or any other music channels.

#143133

By Uglybob - Mon May 03, 2004 5:40 pm

- Mon May 03, 2004 5:40 pm #143133

oh yes, how did i miss that one, if you time it right, you can see the ringtone adverts simultaneously on 9 channels.

dave benson phillips

#143150

By Ahh_Pathetic - Mon May 03, 2004 6:44 pm

- Mon May 03, 2004 6:44 pm #143150

I don't have digital telly but when i'm at my sisters a lot of the channels consist of 100 greatest songs ever charts which are different orders every week but about 90% the same songs with oddities thrown in (Can't get you out of my head... 18th greatest song ever?)

VH1 actually had 110 greatest songs ever followed by 40 greatest songs ever last night. An if i see that my band video one more time i'll scream.

I'm 4ft 5 (wide) so at least the fat b*stard is true.