chrismoyles.net
- Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:59 pm
#173257
some of the highlights from their manifesto:
We will issue a 99p coin to save on change
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party will not join the single European currency. We will invite all Europeans countries to JOIN THE POUND.
All children will be given two birthdays like the Queen
We intend to make free university tuition available to all students named Grant.
Pram lanes will be created in all shopping centres.
Drivers will be allowed to drive over roundabouts when there’s nothing about. This will make driving through Milton Keynes much more fun.
Anyone caught breaking the law will be made to mend it.
All police will be made to say HELLO, HELLO, HELLO when making an arrest, this will treble the police force.
The Millennium Bridge will be made wobbly again, by building a pub at either end
All footballers will be made to wear slippers to make the game more interesting.
Giving everyone a quid who votes for us
In future the National Anthem will be ‘Bring Me Sunshine’ as sung by Morecambe and Wise. It is quicker, more tuneful and people know the words. On state occasions Prince Philip will juggle his spectacles up and down and say, “Hey!” before the whole of the The Royal family do the dance off at the end. If the music can not be found because it was left in the pub then it may be substituted by ‘The Hippo Song’ by Flanders and Swann.
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We will issue a 99p coin to save on change
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party will not join the single European currency. We will invite all Europeans countries to JOIN THE POUND.
All children will be given two birthdays like the Queen
We intend to make free university tuition available to all students named Grant.
Pram lanes will be created in all shopping centres.
Drivers will be allowed to drive over roundabouts when there’s nothing about. This will make driving through Milton Keynes much more fun.
Anyone caught breaking the law will be made to mend it.
All police will be made to say HELLO, HELLO, HELLO when making an arrest, this will treble the police force.
The Millennium Bridge will be made wobbly again, by building a pub at either end
All footballers will be made to wear slippers to make the game more interesting.
Giving everyone a quid who votes for us
In future the National Anthem will be ‘Bring Me Sunshine’ as sung by Morecambe and Wise. It is quicker, more tuneful and people know the words. On state occasions Prince Philip will juggle his spectacles up and down and say, “Hey!” before the whole of the The Royal family do the dance off at the end. If the music can not be found because it was left in the pub then it may be substituted by ‘The Hippo Song’ by Flanders and Swann.
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