[Chris]

Chris has made the pages of the News of the World with an old story about lapdancer Bonnie Simon:

The bad-boy DJ—who also hosts TV's Live With Chris Moyles on Channel 5—became besotted with busty Bonnie Simon after spotting her at work in a nightclub.

He then trawled the internet for pictures of her and told millions of listeners: She's fit.

I was thinking to myself, ‘This is a girl I could see myself sleeping with.' Ogling one teasing photo, Moyles added: She has really nice eyes. Now the reason I know this is that I spent the entire night staring into them because it's fair to say that she's...

Before he could finish, his sidekick Comedy Dave interrupted and added: ...got huge cans!

Former Page 3 girl Bonnie, 24, was listening to the show while she was driving and was so flattered she decided to ring Radio 1. No one at the station really believed it was her but randy Moyles, 28, put her on the air.

And, after devoting most of the programme to discussing her body, he asked her out for a drink, went to watch her again at London's Stringfellows club and then took her back to his place in Hampstead.

Brunette Bonnie, a siliconeenhanced 34D, revealed: We'd had a really good laugh all evening. I was drinking a lot of tequila and it was obvious I was going to go home with him.

Chris sat on the sofa while I stripped for him, just as I would at the club. I was wearing jeans and a T-shirt and slowly peeled them off. Soon I was down to my bra and knickers, then they came off, too.

Chris's eyes almost popped out. It was like I was giving him his own private sex show.

Then I joined him on the sofa and we began snogging. I took off his clothes and he wasn't at all the roly-poly guy people think he is.

I wouldn't say he was slim, but he had a nice body. And I adore a guy with love handles.

We started messing around on the sofa. He was obsessed with my boobs and kept saying, ‘They're lovely, I want to play with them.' We were both fiddling around with each other. It was great.

Then I gave him the sort of treat Monica Lewinsky gave President Bill Clinton—and he absolutely loved that. His eyes lit up like a Christmas tree.

I carried on all night. That was all he wanted. I must have done it five times. I really enjoy it, too, so I wasn't complaining. I know it sounds silly, but I didn't really want to have full sex because it was only our first night together.

So I suppose Chris could brag just like Clinton, ‘I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman!'

It was a great night. Chris has such a nice flat. There are loads of awards like ‘Best DJ' framed on his wall. He's obviously very proud of his career.

Bonnie woke up next day with a massive hangover and quietly got a cab home. She thought she'd never hear from Moyles again.

But a few days later he was back on the phone—asking if she fancied watching his beloved Leeds United soccer team on the pub screen with him and his mates.

I hate football so I said no, recalled Bonnie. But Chris suggested I come round to his place after the match.

I got a cab up there and then Chris drove me to a country pub in his sports car.

We had a nice evening then went back to the flat and ordered a take-away pizza.

I noticed that Chris had a video of Scarface, the gangster movie with Al Pacino. It's my top film. He'd been sent it free and had never seen it. So I insisted we sit there and watch it.

I have a favourite bit where this guy gets his head slashed in the shower with a chainsaw. I waited until that had happened...and then the romping started all over again!

It was like a steamy replay of our first night together—me doing an exclusive show just for Chris and then turning him on, over and over again.

Chris loved it and kept asking me what I thought of him down below. I said, ‘Chris, it's perfect.' And it was. Not too big, not too small, just perfect.

I think he's quite paranoid about size but he's got nothing to worry about.

Softie

Although she no longer dances at Stringfellows, former escort girl Bonnie knows a thing or two about men! She once ended up in bed with with ex-Eastenders star Michael Grecco, who played Beppe di Marco—although again she stopped short of full sex.

But Bonnie says she'll never forget her nights of lust with lads' hero Moyles, the man famous for his outspoken on-air comments.

Behind all the chat he's really a softie, she said. We had a great laugh together. The relationship sort of fizzled out but neither of us was bothered. We were just in it for a good time.

But whenever I hear him on the radio I think, wow, that's the DJ who just wanted ME to play it again and again and again!