chrismoyles.net
- Tue Dec 07, 1999 6:59 pm
#241210
OPENING MONOLOGUE: Now broadcasting from Angels delight,
it’s the Chris Moyles show! Today we cover Gaz from Super Grass in sugar and wine
in our new feature, meringue a tang .And now its Mad On Your Door Step , Chris
Moyles.
Might look the same, but it don’t taste the same.
In link 1, Mel is not handling his booze like he used to, and he drinks Gin and Tonics
from Selfridges. ooooooooo. Chris is peed off at the show he was on last night ( we
all did see it, didn’t we...). This is because they said that Caprice’s PR went out with
the producer of the show. This is false. Her EX-PR went out with Mel, not Rhys. The
real reason is that Chris could hear a guff in her song!
In link 2, can you remember the idiot DJ who phoned to play Viaduct? Well he’s been
fired for being on the Chris Moyles Show!!! And will he be single as well because he
slagged his girlfriend on the show ?. Well we’ll be trying to phone him later.
In link 3, they all try saying a link with Rhys’ attempt being the best with “ YO YO,
MC Chunky ina house”.
Link 4 brings us rrrrrrrrrrumpy pppppppppppumpy on Millennium Eve as the world,
via Cape Town, Sheffield and every where else, shouts the best catch phrase ever!
And we get a call from the dumbest DJ in the world! He doesn’t know that he’s fired
so we’ll get him on tomorrow!
VIADUCT JODI -V- DAVID THE PHOTOGRAPHER!!
David won the game, south park stuff and sung away in a manger, and will be back
tomorrow.
BLOB BUSTERS
1. What B describes Andy Cole? Banned for 6 months
2. What F describes Jennifer Lopez? Front loaded
3. What H describes the DJ on yesterdays show? hanging in the balance
4. What D describes Peter Stringfellow? Dirty old bastard.
And we open the advent calendar again, with the 4 most cronic jokes in the world
1. Why has Will Smith got Big Ears? Because Noddy wont pay the ransom
2.??????
3. Why has Donald Duck been arrested ? Because he was dealing quack-cocaine
4. Why did the one handed ghost cross the road? To get to the second hand shop.
97---99 FM_______Radio 1
CRAIG MCCONNELL 7/12/99
it’s the Chris Moyles show! Today we cover Gaz from Super Grass in sugar and wine
in our new feature, meringue a tang .And now its Mad On Your Door Step , Chris
Moyles.
Might look the same, but it don’t taste the same.
In link 1, Mel is not handling his booze like he used to, and he drinks Gin and Tonics
from Selfridges. ooooooooo. Chris is peed off at the show he was on last night ( we
all did see it, didn’t we...). This is because they said that Caprice’s PR went out with
the producer of the show. This is false. Her EX-PR went out with Mel, not Rhys. The
real reason is that Chris could hear a guff in her song!
In link 2, can you remember the idiot DJ who phoned to play Viaduct? Well he’s been
fired for being on the Chris Moyles Show!!! And will he be single as well because he
slagged his girlfriend on the show ?. Well we’ll be trying to phone him later.
In link 3, they all try saying a link with Rhys’ attempt being the best with “ YO YO,
MC Chunky ina house”.
Link 4 brings us rrrrrrrrrrumpy pppppppppppumpy on Millennium Eve as the world,
via Cape Town, Sheffield and every where else, shouts the best catch phrase ever!
And we get a call from the dumbest DJ in the world! He doesn’t know that he’s fired
so we’ll get him on tomorrow!
VIADUCT JODI -V- DAVID THE PHOTOGRAPHER!!
David won the game, south park stuff and sung away in a manger, and will be back
tomorrow.
BLOB BUSTERS
1. What B describes Andy Cole? Banned for 6 months
2. What F describes Jennifer Lopez? Front loaded
3. What H describes the DJ on yesterdays show? hanging in the balance
4. What D describes Peter Stringfellow? Dirty old bastard.
And we open the advent calendar again, with the 4 most cronic jokes in the world
1. Why has Will Smith got Big Ears? Because Noddy wont pay the ransom
2.??????
3. Why has Donald Duck been arrested ? Because he was dealing quack-cocaine
4. Why did the one handed ghost cross the road? To get to the second hand shop.
97---99 FM_______Radio 1
CRAIG MCCONNELL 7/12/99
