chrismoyles.net
- Fri Jan 07, 2000 9:00 pm
#241227
OPENING MONOLOGUE: Now broadcasting from Ilene Road (
the place where Leeds play) it’s the Chris Moyles show! Today we talk to Page 3 girls
as we paint there naked bodies in our new feature, well there is no feature, we’re just
doing it for fun! And now its the man Tim Westwood wants to be , Chris Moyles!
Nahhhhhh, you can’t taste the difference
In link 1, the team are all back after their illnesses! Dave had gastric flu and had the
squits and vomiting. Nice. Mel’s back because of the flu as well and still didn’t go to
the doctors. He’s been ill since Christmas! He doesn’t like Doctors. Chris is
complaining about Mel only being 90% well, when Rhys was asked what he thought
he replied “ about what?”. All Rhys could do is hold up a piece of paper with “
Brittany Spears” written on it then storm out after a row with Dave and Chris. As he
walk out Chris and Dave were joyous, shouting “adios slaphead” and “No teacher!”.
If you want to produce the show, phone in.
In link 2, John’s here! Dave’s got John’s Christmas present on the 7th of January, a
fighting video! Chris is on a sulk because he didn’t want to hear anything out of Dave
and John. Rhys gets back into the studio to be told of a little present from John,
remember the photo of Rhys as a cleaner? We’ll he’s got that framed for him.
Awwwwww.
In link 3, we get a caller who calls for Rhys’ job who sounds like Jim from
Coronation Street .
Link 4 brings us Chris talking about Brittany Spears and her “knee” operation and
how Chris has photo’s. Want them? Go to the website! We get word of Katy, a
Stalker of Dave and her little poem. Chris then called her “ the laziest stalker in the
world” because she only e-mails Dave. During the news we get an announcement:
“...and news just in, Radio 1’s Melinda has just topped the sicky charts with no less
than 12 sick days!”
VIADUCT AMY -V- LEE-ANN
Lee-Ann won and will be back on Monday.
We then get calls for the Luuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrve Doctor Chris Moyles.
Then we do an impression marathon with John. Then John gets the giggles when he’s
doing a Pete Tong inpresstion, once he pops, he can’t stop!
97---99 FM____________Radio 1
CRAIG MCCONNELL 07/01/2000
the place where Leeds play) it’s the Chris Moyles show! Today we talk to Page 3 girls
as we paint there naked bodies in our new feature, well there is no feature, we’re just
doing it for fun! And now its the man Tim Westwood wants to be , Chris Moyles!
Nahhhhhh, you can’t taste the difference
In link 1, the team are all back after their illnesses! Dave had gastric flu and had the
squits and vomiting. Nice. Mel’s back because of the flu as well and still didn’t go to
the doctors. He’s been ill since Christmas! He doesn’t like Doctors. Chris is
complaining about Mel only being 90% well, when Rhys was asked what he thought
he replied “ about what?”. All Rhys could do is hold up a piece of paper with “
Brittany Spears” written on it then storm out after a row with Dave and Chris. As he
walk out Chris and Dave were joyous, shouting “adios slaphead” and “No teacher!”.
If you want to produce the show, phone in.
In link 2, John’s here! Dave’s got John’s Christmas present on the 7th of January, a
fighting video! Chris is on a sulk because he didn’t want to hear anything out of Dave
and John. Rhys gets back into the studio to be told of a little present from John,
remember the photo of Rhys as a cleaner? We’ll he’s got that framed for him.
Awwwwww.
In link 3, we get a caller who calls for Rhys’ job who sounds like Jim from
Coronation Street .
Link 4 brings us Chris talking about Brittany Spears and her “knee” operation and
how Chris has photo’s. Want them? Go to the website! We get word of Katy, a
Stalker of Dave and her little poem. Chris then called her “ the laziest stalker in the
world” because she only e-mails Dave. During the news we get an announcement:
“...and news just in, Radio 1’s Melinda has just topped the sicky charts with no less
than 12 sick days!”
VIADUCT AMY -V- LEE-ANN
Lee-Ann won and will be back on Monday.
We then get calls for the Luuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrve Doctor Chris Moyles.
Then we do an impression marathon with John. Then John gets the giggles when he’s
doing a Pete Tong inpresstion, once he pops, he can’t stop!
97---99 FM____________Radio 1
CRAIG MCCONNELL 07/01/2000
