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- Mon Apr 23, 2001 5:13 pm
#241311
Hiya!
Welcome to my first review for http://www.chrismoyles.net
Sorry if there is any mistakes in either spellings or song names...
I was wanting to provide Webcam shots in the review but the webcam wasn't working.
Enjoy the review:
=-=Start Of Show=-=
A made up bit of commentry from the London Marathon where Lizzy is interviewing Chris who is still doing the marathon 30 hours later. Chris says he must be the person in last place but then discovers that Dave Pearce is 6 miles behind him.
M.O.P - Cold as Ice
All Saints - Pure Shores
Chris welcomes Will back to the show after his week and off and he didn't notice that Will's hair and had the stuff that covers grey hair. They speak about that for a while then speak about Lizzie's date she had the other night.
Chris then wants to play their parody of Jason Downs Pints, but Will wants to play the normal version.
Jason Down's feat. Milk - White boy with a feater
Then they try to find out when the song is out so they try to call the guy upstairs but they can't remember the number so they reckon it will be the old extension of the guy that used to do that job but when they call it, the old guy who used to do that job who is in another building answers.
Chris wants everyone to buy the song as it is ace
Lizzie then finds the release date. 30th April.
Then they speak a bit more about her boyfriend which Lizzie really doesn't want to speak about
Quote from Lizzie - He is from Bristol and sounds like a farmer
Summer 2001 trail
Ronnan Keeting - Lovin' each day
Chris then speaks about him watching Bridgit Jones Diary and how annoying it going to watch it with your girlfriend.
Chris speaks about Scott Mills presenting Top Of The Pops at Play and how *good* he was. Then they go on about an interview with Ronnan Keeting.
15:30 News
A story about Vannessa giving 1000 of her suits to charity after loosing weight. Chris can't belive that she had *1000* of them.
Crazy Town - Butterfly
Eddie Grant - Electric Avenue (the remix)
We're gonna rock down to, Electric Avenue... and then we take
it... (Chris then plays the Hiya sound)
Chris then tries some mixing of Eddie's songs by playing them slightly faster.
Chris speaks about how he lives on Electric Avenue and he used to live next to Eddie Grant.
Then they speak about Lizzie's new boyfriend and what they would Chris and Dave would do if didn't like them.
They then speak about how Dave's girlfiend only goes out with him because of what Dave does.
They then speak about Lizzie's boyfriends cheesy name and the clothes he wears. Then we discover that he drinks Guiness and was never a student. He has a part time job... but Lizzie wants to speak about something else.
Jannet Jackson - It's all for you
Chris speaks about a voice message on his voice mail.
It is from a police desk in Coventry... he gets scared about all his crime he did in Coventry but then discovers he has never lived there.
Then message then says that the guys friend is about to change the statioin because Chris isn't funny and the message is just asking could he be slightly more funnier. Chris wants both of them to switch off.
Trail for Radio One's online Spot Yourself Competition.
Usher - Pop Your Collar
Chris went to watch the boxing at John Culshaw's house on Saturday morning.
Chris thought it was bizzare as they BBC have forgotten how to cover boxing. There was a box in the side of the screen showing the time of the fight but it was huge in the corner of the screen. But Lennox Lewis' face keeps on dissapearing behind it.
And then they keep on showing replays of the knock outs. And a guy is running around trying to find interviews. Chris thought it was held at a nightclub in Notingham has the decor was really crap. He has never seen something so funny in all his life.
They comment on the fight and how Lennox lost.
Missy Elliot - Get Your Freek On
Mel C. feat Lisa Left Eye Lopez - Never Be the Same Again
Chris has a little production meeting on air
Then he speaks a bit more about the Lennox Lewis fight and how Lennox is saying But there will be a rematch!
Chris then speaks about instead of phoning people from America they should phone people from all around the world. Chris argues about timezones... Because they are on at 4 o'clock in the morning, Will says they are like the Australlian Scott Mills... they then do impressions of Scott Mills in an Australlian voice.
Fragma - You are alive
Trail for Radio One Music
Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag
Chris plugs the Great Receptionist Stop Watch Challenge because they don't have enough people to take part for the week.
Monday Chart Quiz:
Dave,
How many new entries in the Top 10 yesterday?
Is it a) 3, b) 4, c) 5, or d) 6
Dave says 4...
Then the last answer he gives him is 5...
CORRECT!
Will (Gray Head),
What current top 40 single has been in the top 40 the longest?
a) Samantha Mumba
b) Attomic Kitten
c) Wheatus
d) Shaggy
Will says b, Attomic Kitten,
Will takes a 50/50... he is left with Attomic Kitten and Shaggy,
Will still says b, Attomic Kitten,
CORRECT!
TIME IS UP
Bella Moore - Bella Moore (I think that is right?!)
16:30 News
Ralf Schcomaccckkkker was caught speeding, Chris thinks this ammusing!
Chris reads out an email of how Vannesa is putting 1000 *designer* outfits to charity and
how they cost her £60,000. But that means that it only cost Vannesa £60 each.
Gorrilazzzzzzz feat. That guy from Blur - Client Eastwood.
Sunshine Anderson - Head it all before
Chris tells the listens whats coming up tonight on Dave Pearces show.
Chris asks Dave how his weekend was and discovers that Dave was at Mark Chapman's wedding. Dave goes on to explain who was there etc;
The S**a C*x show was there but them and Dave couldn't get in. After a while they all realised that they were at the wrong wedding.
Chris says Happy St. Georges Day
Then they complain that English people celebrate St. Patricks day more that St. Gerorges Day.
Robbie Williams - Let Love Be Your Energy
Chris speaks about how Lizzie sings that song all the time but she doesn't know what the words are.
Trail for the S**a C*x breakfast show
(Personal comment: these trails are crap)
Snooooooop Dooowwwg - No idea what the song is called!
17:00 News
They talk about Break Dancing movies.
Chris wants the car which David Beckham is selling.
Destinys Child - Surviver
Stereophonics - Hurry Up and Wait
They have a surprise for Dave's birthday tomorrow:
A NORMAL SHOW!
The speak about paper headlines.
Chris tries to do Mick Jagger impressions after a story in the paper.
Chris then tells an awful joke.
Black Eyed Peas feat. Macy Gray - Request Line
Talking about the Weakest Link in the USA and it's raitings.
Chris then tries to get Will to talk but Chris keeps on playing the Shut Up sound every time he speaks.
Trail for Liquid News on BBC Choice
Nelly - Country Grammer
Will won't speak because Chris will play the Shut Up sound.
Chris and Dave start to speak about offensive stuff to get Will to speak.
Then they read out Wills telephone number, well atleast the first 6 numbers:
079766
Chris offers money but will won't even speak for £80.
The Not
M and S present the Girl Next Door - Salsoulllll Nugget
They talk about the new compeition on Radio One Online and how stupid it is.
Travis - ??? (The new single)
They want people to email from other countries.
Nelly Furdardo - I'm like a bird.
17:45 News
=-=End=-=
Overall not a bad show, I have heard funnier but 4 out of 5
Welcome to my first review for http://www.chrismoyles.net
Sorry if there is any mistakes in either spellings or song names...
I was wanting to provide Webcam shots in the review but the webcam wasn't working.
Enjoy the review:
=-=Start Of Show=-=
A made up bit of commentry from the London Marathon where Lizzy is interviewing Chris who is still doing the marathon 30 hours later. Chris says he must be the person in last place but then discovers that Dave Pearce is 6 miles behind him.
M.O.P - Cold as Ice
All Saints - Pure Shores
Chris welcomes Will back to the show after his week and off and he didn't notice that Will's hair and had the stuff that covers grey hair. They speak about that for a while then speak about Lizzie's date she had the other night.
Chris then wants to play their parody of Jason Downs Pints, but Will wants to play the normal version.
Jason Down's feat. Milk - White boy with a feater
Then they try to find out when the song is out so they try to call the guy upstairs but they can't remember the number so they reckon it will be the old extension of the guy that used to do that job but when they call it, the old guy who used to do that job who is in another building answers.
Chris wants everyone to buy the song as it is ace
Lizzie then finds the release date. 30th April.
Then they speak a bit more about her boyfriend which Lizzie really doesn't want to speak about
Quote from Lizzie - He is from Bristol and sounds like a farmer
Summer 2001 trail
Ronnan Keeting - Lovin' each day
Chris then speaks about him watching Bridgit Jones Diary and how annoying it going to watch it with your girlfriend.
Chris speaks about Scott Mills presenting Top Of The Pops at Play and how *good* he was. Then they go on about an interview with Ronnan Keeting.
15:30 News
A story about Vannessa giving 1000 of her suits to charity after loosing weight. Chris can't belive that she had *1000* of them.
Crazy Town - Butterfly
Eddie Grant - Electric Avenue (the remix)
We're gonna rock down to, Electric Avenue... and then we take
it... (Chris then plays the Hiya sound)
Chris then tries some mixing of Eddie's songs by playing them slightly faster.
Chris speaks about how he lives on Electric Avenue and he used to live next to Eddie Grant.
Then they speak about Lizzie's new boyfriend and what they would Chris and Dave would do if didn't like them.
They then speak about how Dave's girlfiend only goes out with him because of what Dave does.
They then speak about Lizzie's boyfriends cheesy name and the clothes he wears. Then we discover that he drinks Guiness and was never a student. He has a part time job... but Lizzie wants to speak about something else.
Jannet Jackson - It's all for you
Chris speaks about a voice message on his voice mail.
It is from a police desk in Coventry... he gets scared about all his crime he did in Coventry but then discovers he has never lived there.
Then message then says that the guys friend is about to change the statioin because Chris isn't funny and the message is just asking could he be slightly more funnier. Chris wants both of them to switch off.
Trail for Radio One's online Spot Yourself Competition.
Usher - Pop Your Collar
Chris went to watch the boxing at John Culshaw's house on Saturday morning.
Chris thought it was bizzare as they BBC have forgotten how to cover boxing. There was a box in the side of the screen showing the time of the fight but it was huge in the corner of the screen. But Lennox Lewis' face keeps on dissapearing behind it.
And then they keep on showing replays of the knock outs. And a guy is running around trying to find interviews. Chris thought it was held at a nightclub in Notingham has the decor was really crap. He has never seen something so funny in all his life.
They comment on the fight and how Lennox lost.
Missy Elliot - Get Your Freek On
Mel C. feat Lisa Left Eye Lopez - Never Be the Same Again
Chris has a little production meeting on air
Then he speaks a bit more about the Lennox Lewis fight and how Lennox is saying But there will be a rematch!
Chris then speaks about instead of phoning people from America they should phone people from all around the world. Chris argues about timezones... Because they are on at 4 o'clock in the morning, Will says they are like the Australlian Scott Mills... they then do impressions of Scott Mills in an Australlian voice.
Fragma - You are alive
Trail for Radio One Music
Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag
Chris plugs the Great Receptionist Stop Watch Challenge because they don't have enough people to take part for the week.
Monday Chart Quiz:
Dave,
How many new entries in the Top 10 yesterday?
Is it a) 3, b) 4, c) 5, or d) 6
Dave says 4...
Then the last answer he gives him is 5...
CORRECT!
Will (Gray Head),
What current top 40 single has been in the top 40 the longest?
a) Samantha Mumba
b) Attomic Kitten
c) Wheatus
d) Shaggy
Will says b, Attomic Kitten,
Will takes a 50/50... he is left with Attomic Kitten and Shaggy,
Will still says b, Attomic Kitten,
CORRECT!
TIME IS UP
Bella Moore - Bella Moore (I think that is right?!)
16:30 News
Ralf Schcomaccckkkker was caught speeding, Chris thinks this ammusing!
Chris reads out an email of how Vannesa is putting 1000 *designer* outfits to charity and
how they cost her £60,000. But that means that it only cost Vannesa £60 each.
Gorrilazzzzzzz feat. That guy from Blur - Client Eastwood.
Sunshine Anderson - Head it all before
Chris tells the listens whats coming up tonight on Dave Pearces show.
Chris asks Dave how his weekend was and discovers that Dave was at Mark Chapman's wedding. Dave goes on to explain who was there etc;
The S**a C*x show was there but them and Dave couldn't get in. After a while they all realised that they were at the wrong wedding.
Chris says Happy St. Georges Day
Then they complain that English people celebrate St. Patricks day more that St. Gerorges Day.
Robbie Williams - Let Love Be Your Energy
Chris speaks about how Lizzie sings that song all the time but she doesn't know what the words are.
Trail for the S**a C*x breakfast show
(Personal comment: these trails are crap)
Snooooooop Dooowwwg - No idea what the song is called!
17:00 News
They talk about Break Dancing movies.
Chris wants the car which David Beckham is selling.
Destinys Child - Surviver
Stereophonics - Hurry Up and Wait
They have a surprise for Dave's birthday tomorrow:
A NORMAL SHOW!
The speak about paper headlines.
Chris tries to do Mick Jagger impressions after a story in the paper.
Chris then tells an awful joke.
Black Eyed Peas feat. Macy Gray - Request Line
Talking about the Weakest Link in the USA and it's raitings.
Chris then tries to get Will to talk but Chris keeps on playing the Shut Up sound every time he speaks.
Trail for Liquid News on BBC Choice
Nelly - Country Grammer
Will won't speak because Chris will play the Shut Up sound.
Chris and Dave start to speak about offensive stuff to get Will to speak.
Then they read out Wills telephone number, well atleast the first 6 numbers:
079766
Chris offers money but will won't even speak for £80.
The Not
M and S present the Girl Next Door - Salsoulllll Nugget
They talk about the new compeition on Radio One Online and how stupid it is.
Travis - ??? (The new single)
They want people to email from other countries.
Nelly Furdardo - I'm like a bird.
17:45 News
=-=End=-=
Overall not a bad show, I have heard funnier but 4 out of 5
