[Chris]

Started with Camp Cops again, it was pretty
funny/cheesy the first time, not so funny the 2nd
time.

Eagle eared (is that a word?) listeners pointed out
Chris played the jingle for Monday (i.e. It's Monday,
it's 3 O' Clock. Blah, blah...)
We're then told, as a cover, that today is the
official start to the week seeing as yesterdays show
was crap.
Will Teased his new Weakest Lyric game which was
pretty good yesterday...
Chris explained Teasing to us by asking Lizzie what
she was doing later on, she relpied nothing and
Chris quickly snapped Yeah I'm busy...not a great
example but funny.
Explained that the more people listen to the show the
more money he gets.

IT BEGAN IN AFRICA-CA-CA-CA-CA....

Grey head gave Lizzie a neck massage as she has a
medical problem
Will skived Training coz he was tired after judging
the Student Radio Awards or something. My arse. He
would accept bribes but no hot money
Will made a really bad pun about laudering money down
the laundrette and Moyles abliged us all by playing
the Stupid grey haired old man clip.
Students explanation - If they sound fit then they
usually look like the back end of a bus. And if they
sound rough then they're usually fit.
Coxy's beautiful but sounds like an old bag lady lol
One quality caller played some pan pipe music down
the phone...great! You can always rely on Chris to
pick the best line...

Some Reading University woman called in. She sounds
cute which means she's a Dog. They argued over the
fact that she was fat. Will said she wasn't in the
Awards then she was told to win it she had to enter.
Some twat called in using a stupid voice. He was told
to stop but wouldn't...the 2nd time in a week that
some idiot's done that...Chris called him a geek.
I'm 6 foot 6. So then you're a 6 foot 6 geek!
He used to be a Bagslinger for Royal Mail. Why we
had to know this, I dont know.
Chris repeatedly called him a geek
He kept on saying he wasn't a geek because he was 6
foot 6.
He's calling in to prove that people with crap voices
have girlfriends.
LOL! Chris mockingly said I'm not a geek! I'm 6 foot
6!
Funny link.

I'm not a fan of Metal and all that stuff but this new
Michael Jackson cover is a great track...

NEWS

Ooooh, Carolyn was talking about Clapped out Capri's
in the News...reference to Dave?

Mickey is a technical genius who presses the buttons
for Newsbeat
But some woman called Sophie has taken Mickey's job
today
Carolyn's been staring at her breasts
Chris asked loads of questions about her trying to
find out if she was fit or not...
...But she's got a boyfriend Oh right Bye then!

lol, new (for me) Banzai sound Chris Moyles on Radio
1! He got bigger boobs than Lizze!

Someone in Radio 1 called Wyclef Jean Wyclef John
but Chris wont tell us...Dave Pearce is on at 6pm!
Dave says he rocks the joint
You can watch him wreck tha mic
THE WEAKEST LYRIC!
Will explained it in about 3 different voice before he
got the right one...
He called song Lyrics Thong Lyrics... to much
laughter.
LOL, Will tried to sing some of the lyrics, once
again, to much laughter.
They dont know the 1st one
Dave scores with Robbie Williams - Supreme
They get the next one wrong
Chris gets that Michael Jackson cover Alien Ant Farm
- Smooth Criminal
Dave steals David Grey - Babylon when Chris doesn't
know the song title.
Will hums a tune, sounds like the Muppets...
Dave scores (missed the song name)
Dave again steals when Chris doesn't know the title.
This time Billie - Day & Night
Chris scores Pet Shop Boys
They take ages trying to get it until CHRIS! RICKY
MARTIN - SHE BANGS! Point revoked though coz Lizzie
told Chris...Dave interrupts with Tammy Wynette -
Stand by your Man! lol
Will stumbles over his words again...
Chris was going to get it but Lizzie told him! Point
to Dave. No...Dave has a chance with no interruptions.
He can't get it. Chris tells him it's Texas, try and
guess it. Dave still can't get it...Chris interrupts
Black Eyed Boy and gets the point.
Dave was officially the Strongest Link coz Chris
cheated.
Voting....
Chris votes for Dave
Dave votes for Chris
Will asks: Dave, why did you vote for Chris? Coz
there's only 2 of us left you pillock!
Tie break, traditionally strongest link
chooses...Chris doesn't wanna follow tradition lol
Dave chooses Chris to win.
Dave you're the Weakest Link, goodbye.
Suprised he was strongest coz he cheated by looking
over Will's shoulder at the answers...but he lost
which is about fair...
Hectic but very funny link

Maxwell D - Serious is now on the Radio 1
playlist...God. Sounds good in the clubs but this
sounds pathetic...

Rob from Cardiff, Couple of Students for him that are
Well fit The guy totally messed up the joke Out of
2 I'd give em 1
Some other bloke called in disputing their theory and
said something about gagging for it...missed it.
I pretty much missed that whole link...

Talked about 100 Greatest Kids TV show which he was on
last night with Jamie Golden Handcuffs to the BBC
Theakston and Sooty...
Paul eMailed and said Chris inspired him to lose
weight coz he looked really good on TV last
night...but he's just eaten 3 Mini Rolls, N'ermind.

Redman - Smash Sumthin' plays, Thankyou Radio 1 for
adding a decent song to your everyday playlist!
Basement Jaxx - Red Alert...Nice to hear this again.

Appealed to us all to get that Little Tree's song to
the Top 10. Sadly Only got to 11.
New appeal. BUY EMMA BUNTON'S SINGLE APPEAL!
Stories say she might get dropped from her record
label, we dont want this apparently. She's a nice
intelligent lady. and If she gets dropped there wont
be any nice pictures of her in the newspapers
Nothing to do with the fact that I want to sleep with
her lol
Just buy the record.
Coz we love her.
Dave wouldn't go and buy it now...tomorrow
Will's already got it.
More calls coming up! ...yay

Leicester caller...W/ Feedback.
But he's in Manchester. He just works in Radio in
Leicester.
He has naked pics. of entrants for best female...of
his girlfriend. He'll give them to Will as a bribe.
LOL. Will'll give it a miss after hearing the guy's
called The Ant Man
Demon F.M. in Leicester is the one.
His woman works for Lush F.M.
He sounds like a dog, so she probably looks the same.
He says that Chris' woman isn't fit. And Chris goes
off on one...
Hello Belfast...
About nice voice theory, he's been told he's got a
nice voice but apparently reality isn't nice.
(Meaning he's a minger)
The Northern Ireland accent is cool
He's not as attractive as he would hope to be.
How tall are you? 5, 5, 5, 5, 6 lol
He proved the theory, nice voice, ugly voice.
Nothing wrong with being ugly, just ask Grey Head.

Plugged One Big Sunday in Leicester
Dreem Teem got a rough deal coz they work 10-12, then
get an hour rest and work One Big Sunday with Chris &
Jo Whiley (sp)
Jay Kay knows Will but he wouldn't talk to him, lol.

NEWS

VERY funny end link when Chris ripped on this guy who
was talking about number plates. He was talking about
presenting number plates to people and asking them
where it was from. Hard to describe but funny...

As Bootylicious began Chris complained to Will about
this new Sophie woman...Get Mickey back, Will....

Jay Kay UPDATE!
eMail reads Jay was in Ibiza last night and is
apparently O.K.
Chris wants Will to call Jay's Record Company to get
him on the air.
If they hassle Jay though they might not let him on
his helicopter.
Will has to do it because Dave told him.
LOL. Will trying to be down with the kids by liking
Ludacris - Area Codes.
LOL Chris parodies the song by singing Gardening
lyrics after Will telling him they changed the word
Ho's to Pro's

Chris go's back to the Ludacris issue. Explaining how
they dont want him talking about prostitutes.
Dave calls it bonkers.
Chris loves those songs with swear words, when they
exchange the swear words for stupid sound effects like
when he does it.
Apparently they took out the word dong, pathetic.
Dave thinks they've taken out Snow in Abominable
Snow Man. (It's actually Abominable Ho-Man but
n'ermind)
They continue to argue the stupid words removed for a
few more seconds before going to Limp Bizkit's -
Rollin'....I expect this to do big things when it
comes out in the charts...(Little Mark & Lard joke for
you there)

More mocking of the stupid expletives
The Boff-masta in Doncasta! as apposed to Ludacris's
Thrilla in Manilla
Very short link.


They debate who the best member of Spooks is. (i.e.
the band who did that Karma Hotel song)
Another short link

NEWS

LOL! Intresting news about Italians sueing(sp) HBO for
making Italians look bad in The Soprano's...

End of News Link. Chris is amazed by the Kerrang Music
Awards...Chris is down with his rock music. Takes the
mick out of Dr. Fox.
Chris points out the Soprano's story. Which he thinks
is stupid as it's a show about gangsters. They
shouldn't be allowed to watch TV. That means that
you could sue the makers of Father Ted coz it depicts
all Irish people as priests
It's all poppycock.

Another Jay Kay Update.
Greyhead says that no-one's at S2 records that handles
Jay Kay so there's no news.
No-one's in the office.
Will left a message Saying to call at their
convenience which isn't good for Chris as they might
call at 4am or something
People eMailed with more parodies of Ludacris.
Will The bong in Hong Kong - The song in Hong Kong
Lizzie Along in Hong Kong
Will The Dong in Hong Kong
It's Schlong in Hong Kong...great...
If it was Sri Lanka he'd be a Merchant Banker
And in
Sidcup.........................................he's
never been.
Wants people to call in with their variations.

Got loads of those rhyming things in...
She had a bloke, in Stoke
Like a tin of beans in Milton Keynes
Menace in Venice
Out-Cast in Belfast
A Porker in Majorca
Biggun in Wigan
She lost her knickers in Twickers
Had a posh cow in Moscow
Got my vest on in Prest-on.
Chris: We could do this all day!-Will: And we
probably will!


Go to see Craig David at One Big Sunday
More rhymes
I test the bedding in Reading
You can be a squirrel in Wirral
Bent over in Dover
Lost her cherry in Bury...oh dear.
Slapper in Ayia Napa
Let it all go in Mexico
Jester from Leicester
Crap rapper from Ayia Napa
They did a headphones off one...
They debated Dave's headphones off one about the
North Pole.


Chris said that Emma B thought she saw Gwen Stefani
aswell the other week

THE NOT...I wont explain it all. It's too quick.

Friends of Patrick Moore think he's doing Drugs. (LOL!
They had Macy Gray talking about Planets)

Something about Kelis

Johnny Vegas talks about boffing girls

Some woman says something about something...(vague
enough?)

I didn't get the last 10 minutes due to a phone
call...soz. Next week I'll make sure to catch it all.