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- Sat Sep 22, 2001 6:54 pm
#241335
Chris’s new start to the show………
Chris then talks about Jon and his impression of him that is not very good at all. Chris then introduces all the crew for the show. Chris then says that on Monday Kylie is on the Mark and Lard show so in other words Chris will be coming in early so that he may accidentally bump into her. Chris then talks about what Kylie thinks of him, thinks that he is a big hunk of burning love. Then Jon does his impression of the Crocodile bloke from TV Steve Owen. So Jon talks about him because Chris or any other of the team have never heard of him. It turns out that Lizzie also knows who Jon is doing him impression of. Chris then talks about the adverts for some of the Adult channels. That he has flicked through the channels and just happens to come across.
Victoria Beckham………
Chris decides to talk to the mystic horse and asks if Victoria Beckham goes to number 1 on the weekend. The horse says “No” when Chris asks the horse if it will be Kylie they get the answer “Yes” Jon then wants to ask the Horse a question which is will Victoria Beckham will get into the top 5 and the horse answers “yes”.
Chris then has a quiz for the team, which is that they have one guess at a time to work out what he has done in the week. Jon starts the guessing and asks if it is do with getting Drunk, NO. Will - Is it to do with Training? NO. Lizzie asks if he got paid for doing it, NO. Jon - Did you do it in the Evening, NO. Will-Does the time of day matter in what you did, NO. Lizzie – Did you do it on your own, YES. Lizzie again – Was it in doors?, YES/NO. Jon – Is it to do with work/, NO. Will- Did you enjoy it? YES. Will- Will you be doing it again? YES. Lizzie – Did you pay to do it? YES Lizzie- Can anyone do it? YES Can you buy it in a shop? NO. Will – Is it a service? YES. Chris gives them a clue which is, lots of people in London do it daily. Lizzie final gets it right it was he went on the underground. They all laugh when they find out what Chris did. So Chris tells what The Underground is, which basically is Trains in sewers. Chris would rather do get a Cab rather than the tube.
Trailer………
So Solid crew………
Ash………
Newsbeat………
Chris then talks about the clip of a woman who gave Prince Williams a card and a CD. So they talk about what happened. What kind of women is she, giving him a CD, card and getting him to sign her phone book.
Shaggy………
Song………
Chris has been sent a CD, which is a tribute to football songs as sang, by Kenny Ball & His Jazz men with a Male Choir. It seems to have been made by a group of people who have never been to a football match because in most football games, the crowd never sounds like a Male Choir. So it’s songs that have been sung at FA Cup games. One of the tracks is Leister city, which have never won a FA Cup. They then talk about Leister City not being on a great run as of yet this season. So Chris plays the song and adds in some more appropriate words to the song.
Stereophonics………
Trailer………
Chris then points out that Leister City have been in an FA Cup final 4 times. So anyway, Chris talks a bit more about the CD that he has been sent. Jon says that maybe if the crowd was well behaved they may sound like a Male Choir but I doubt it. Chris then plays a Spurs song. This is rather dull and doesn’t seem to have any passion in it. So certain songs do not sound right as sung by a Male Choir which you have to agree with him there.
MOP………
Pied Piper………
Nelly Fartardo………
Song………
Chris starts to talk about the story in the papers about the man who supposedly cheated on who wants to be a Millionaire. The contest has denied this. Chris then thinks about how it could have been a lot worse. Queue dream sequence… Jon does a sketch of what it could have been like.
Gorillaz………
Jon then starts doing his impression of Ashley from Coronation Street. Everyone starts talking about Coronation Street. Jon and Chris talks about what Ashley would do for a romantic night out.
Trailer………
Wheatus………
Trailer………
Chris says that over the past few days he has had some very strange answer phone messages. Chris then starts to talk about their friend Harry. Harry goes drinking with the from time to time. He has a very big beard and he owns many fruit machines across London. So from there he gets the money out so that he can get drunk. Harry has a catch phrase, which has become “Hello Chris lets get drunk”. Last night Chris was in one pub and he was watching the Leeds game on TV. Anyway, when he woke up this morning he found a message from Harry on his Mobile. This was Harry. It said this. “Hi Chris lets get drunk, what is Leeds doing Winning or losing? Basically I just want to know the score, so hey lets get drunk” So they talk about him. So all Harry ever does is want to get drunk.
Song………
Newsbeat …………
Chris talks about the mystic horse. Dominic asks a question about spread able butter and he says no. Matt asks the mystic horse whether if the tennis match 2 day is a waste of time, the horse says yes. Chris talks about how some of the newsreaders are getting ill. Dominic was away in the week because he was knackered. Then Dave has a question 4 the horse and asks if Dominic is a work shy slap head it comes up with the answer “yes”
Kylie Minoque …………
Song ………….
Chris starts to talk about his Greek friend for a bit then, he talks about the boss of Radio 1 who keeps phoning him up. He phoned this week. The last night he got another call from him. So why is he ringing him all the time, each time it seems to be an accident, it lasted for just over 2 minutes and then he realizes that he is calling Chris Moyles so he hanged up, also from the phone call he can hear who he was out with last night. Just by the ladies laugh. This sounds like a hyena laughing. It sounds like he is tickling another one of the radio 1 bosses. Chris is going to sell tapes of all Andy’ accident calls that he has done.
Song………….
Chris then talks about the boss of Radio 1 who seems 2 b hanging out with Jones Collins. U can hear it because he says that is what I said to Joan Collins. Will then says that it is a bad idea, so Chris says I could play worse clips of him.
Trailer………
Spooks………
Chris then reads out what is happening on TV tonight as chosen by Lizzie. Eastenders, Friends and Room 101 are on the list.
Blink 182………
Chris then says that Lizzie is wearing a T-shirt that she has never worn before so then Lizzie says that I sound like I only have a few clothes. Chris says that’s the whole point you do.
Newsbeat………
Chris is then tearing some paper and which will include different objects on then you pull out 2 pieces of paper. Then from there you come up with names for a band on Jon Peels sessions. Chris comes up with the name Grass Lamppost; the next name is Feather Motor. Jon introduces the name in true Jon peel style. They do one more and come up with the name Fridge Tree. So later on, they are going to do loads more.
Superman Lovers………
Moby………
Chris then says that they have the final version of Blown outs first single. They sent a letter to go with it. So they have sent out the lovin feeling song. So they advertise where they are performing, so they play it. You have to make this song Number 1. DAZ is also very keen on Lizzie, as he asked her if she wants sex on the bottom of the letter.
Blown out……….
Song………
Then Chris says that just before they were going to do the link Jon did a loud fart. So then, Chris plays the Jaws music, to shut up Jon before he says anything. So now they do the Jon peel band names and the names they come up with are: Gerbil Tulip, Trout Spatula, Tent pole staircase, Kipper Moustache, Hand break biscuit. Horse bladder.
The final one is Table lighter cot roach which Jon does in a Jon Peel voice,
Trailer………
Chris then says what is coming up later on radio 1 tonight. Chris then says guess the TV theme tune for £20 but he only has one guess, Dave guesses the Colebeys and it is Falcon Crest. Lizzie has a go and Jon helps her and says that it’s Henry cat when it is Felix. Will wants a go, He thinks it’s crime watch when it is Men Behaving Badly. Jon wants a go for the £20 and he wins by guessing Holly Oaks. Then Jon wants to play double or quits and he plays, it was Father Ted but he guesses wrong. So he loses the possible £40.
Alien Ant farm………
Pete Tong then comes in to have a guess at the TV themes and he guesses rite it was Parkinson and he wins the £20.
Song………
That’s it from me this week have a good week all of you and have fun J
Chris then talks about Jon and his impression of him that is not very good at all. Chris then introduces all the crew for the show. Chris then says that on Monday Kylie is on the Mark and Lard show so in other words Chris will be coming in early so that he may accidentally bump into her. Chris then talks about what Kylie thinks of him, thinks that he is a big hunk of burning love. Then Jon does his impression of the Crocodile bloke from TV Steve Owen. So Jon talks about him because Chris or any other of the team have never heard of him. It turns out that Lizzie also knows who Jon is doing him impression of. Chris then talks about the adverts for some of the Adult channels. That he has flicked through the channels and just happens to come across.
Victoria Beckham………
Chris decides to talk to the mystic horse and asks if Victoria Beckham goes to number 1 on the weekend. The horse says “No” when Chris asks the horse if it will be Kylie they get the answer “Yes” Jon then wants to ask the Horse a question which is will Victoria Beckham will get into the top 5 and the horse answers “yes”.
Chris then has a quiz for the team, which is that they have one guess at a time to work out what he has done in the week. Jon starts the guessing and asks if it is do with getting Drunk, NO. Will - Is it to do with Training? NO. Lizzie asks if he got paid for doing it, NO. Jon - Did you do it in the Evening, NO. Will-Does the time of day matter in what you did, NO. Lizzie – Did you do it on your own, YES. Lizzie again – Was it in doors?, YES/NO. Jon – Is it to do with work/, NO. Will- Did you enjoy it? YES. Will- Will you be doing it again? YES. Lizzie – Did you pay to do it? YES Lizzie- Can anyone do it? YES Can you buy it in a shop? NO. Will – Is it a service? YES. Chris gives them a clue which is, lots of people in London do it daily. Lizzie final gets it right it was he went on the underground. They all laugh when they find out what Chris did. So Chris tells what The Underground is, which basically is Trains in sewers. Chris would rather do get a Cab rather than the tube.
Trailer………
So Solid crew………
Ash………
Newsbeat………
Chris then talks about the clip of a woman who gave Prince Williams a card and a CD. So they talk about what happened. What kind of women is she, giving him a CD, card and getting him to sign her phone book.
Shaggy………
Song………
Chris has been sent a CD, which is a tribute to football songs as sang, by Kenny Ball & His Jazz men with a Male Choir. It seems to have been made by a group of people who have never been to a football match because in most football games, the crowd never sounds like a Male Choir. So it’s songs that have been sung at FA Cup games. One of the tracks is Leister city, which have never won a FA Cup. They then talk about Leister City not being on a great run as of yet this season. So Chris plays the song and adds in some more appropriate words to the song.
Stereophonics………
Trailer………
Chris then points out that Leister City have been in an FA Cup final 4 times. So anyway, Chris talks a bit more about the CD that he has been sent. Jon says that maybe if the crowd was well behaved they may sound like a Male Choir but I doubt it. Chris then plays a Spurs song. This is rather dull and doesn’t seem to have any passion in it. So certain songs do not sound right as sung by a Male Choir which you have to agree with him there.
MOP………
Pied Piper………
Nelly Fartardo………
Song………
Chris starts to talk about the story in the papers about the man who supposedly cheated on who wants to be a Millionaire. The contest has denied this. Chris then thinks about how it could have been a lot worse. Queue dream sequence… Jon does a sketch of what it could have been like.
Gorillaz………
Jon then starts doing his impression of Ashley from Coronation Street. Everyone starts talking about Coronation Street. Jon and Chris talks about what Ashley would do for a romantic night out.
Trailer………
Wheatus………
Trailer………
Chris says that over the past few days he has had some very strange answer phone messages. Chris then starts to talk about their friend Harry. Harry goes drinking with the from time to time. He has a very big beard and he owns many fruit machines across London. So from there he gets the money out so that he can get drunk. Harry has a catch phrase, which has become “Hello Chris lets get drunk”. Last night Chris was in one pub and he was watching the Leeds game on TV. Anyway, when he woke up this morning he found a message from Harry on his Mobile. This was Harry. It said this. “Hi Chris lets get drunk, what is Leeds doing Winning or losing? Basically I just want to know the score, so hey lets get drunk” So they talk about him. So all Harry ever does is want to get drunk.
Song………
Newsbeat …………
Chris talks about the mystic horse. Dominic asks a question about spread able butter and he says no. Matt asks the mystic horse whether if the tennis match 2 day is a waste of time, the horse says yes. Chris talks about how some of the newsreaders are getting ill. Dominic was away in the week because he was knackered. Then Dave has a question 4 the horse and asks if Dominic is a work shy slap head it comes up with the answer “yes”
Kylie Minoque …………
Song ………….
Chris starts to talk about his Greek friend for a bit then, he talks about the boss of Radio 1 who keeps phoning him up. He phoned this week. The last night he got another call from him. So why is he ringing him all the time, each time it seems to be an accident, it lasted for just over 2 minutes and then he realizes that he is calling Chris Moyles so he hanged up, also from the phone call he can hear who he was out with last night. Just by the ladies laugh. This sounds like a hyena laughing. It sounds like he is tickling another one of the radio 1 bosses. Chris is going to sell tapes of all Andy’ accident calls that he has done.
Song………….
Chris then talks about the boss of Radio 1 who seems 2 b hanging out with Jones Collins. U can hear it because he says that is what I said to Joan Collins. Will then says that it is a bad idea, so Chris says I could play worse clips of him.
Trailer………
Spooks………
Chris then reads out what is happening on TV tonight as chosen by Lizzie. Eastenders, Friends and Room 101 are on the list.
Blink 182………
Chris then says that Lizzie is wearing a T-shirt that she has never worn before so then Lizzie says that I sound like I only have a few clothes. Chris says that’s the whole point you do.
Newsbeat………
Chris is then tearing some paper and which will include different objects on then you pull out 2 pieces of paper. Then from there you come up with names for a band on Jon Peels sessions. Chris comes up with the name Grass Lamppost; the next name is Feather Motor. Jon introduces the name in true Jon peel style. They do one more and come up with the name Fridge Tree. So later on, they are going to do loads more.
Superman Lovers………
Moby………
Chris then says that they have the final version of Blown outs first single. They sent a letter to go with it. So they have sent out the lovin feeling song. So they advertise where they are performing, so they play it. You have to make this song Number 1. DAZ is also very keen on Lizzie, as he asked her if she wants sex on the bottom of the letter.
Blown out……….
Song………
Then Chris says that just before they were going to do the link Jon did a loud fart. So then, Chris plays the Jaws music, to shut up Jon before he says anything. So now they do the Jon peel band names and the names they come up with are: Gerbil Tulip, Trout Spatula, Tent pole staircase, Kipper Moustache, Hand break biscuit. Horse bladder.
The final one is Table lighter cot roach which Jon does in a Jon Peel voice,
Trailer………
Chris then says what is coming up later on radio 1 tonight. Chris then says guess the TV theme tune for £20 but he only has one guess, Dave guesses the Colebeys and it is Falcon Crest. Lizzie has a go and Jon helps her and says that it’s Henry cat when it is Felix. Will wants a go, He thinks it’s crime watch when it is Men Behaving Badly. Jon wants a go for the £20 and he wins by guessing Holly Oaks. Then Jon wants to play double or quits and he plays, it was Father Ted but he guesses wrong. So he loses the possible £40.
Alien Ant farm………
Pete Tong then comes in to have a guess at the TV themes and he guesses rite it was Parkinson and he wins the £20.
Song………
That’s it from me this week have a good week all of you and have fun J
