[Chris]

Start of the show…..
Chris starts the show of with the sound of a crowd cheering. He says to days show is live to celebrate the fact that they are still on the air and have not been sacked yet. Chris then introduces Comedy Dave and the crowd goes wild. Chris would like to say how the show is going to all those people who have been sacked latterly.

Kylie Minoque….
Song….

Chris does have some bad news which is sadly Jon could not be on the show today. No really, he was joking because here he is. Jon says “Hi”. Jon says how the crowd is a great turn out. Chris then welcomes Lizzie to the show. The crowd goes wild. Chris then finally welcomes Will to the show and about one-person cheers. Will says “Hi” and the crowd boos at him.
Jon then tells a joke, about a dog.
Chris then says that the whole team is tired because they have been out training. All of them have been except Lizzie who didn’t turn up once this week.
Chris then says for the first time ever, we can have people laughing at Dave’s great Jokes.

Song….

Chris says after how brilliant yesterdays show was he was hoping Dave had another great guess who for them. Sadly, Dave doesn’t have anymore, but Chris does have one. Dave might know who the person is so he is not allowed to play the game. So, it’s down to Jon and Lizzie to guess who it is. Will was getting on very well with them last night. So, in the end it’s the man who plays the receptionist in Casualty. When they first met him, they never liked him, but now they like him and thing he is a very good mate now. Dave says he is a big bloke. Who Chris adds has huge muscles, they thought they were muscley but when they saw him, he amazed them. Chris says how odd it sounds when you are trying to talk to one of them when there both called Will.
When they were sitting in the bar, Will started talking to this two nerdy pair and one of them was fat, and his mate goes “Hey he looks like your twin”, so Chris replied “Why does he have a huge penis to”
Chris asks Dave what he did last night, and he says he went out with the Mrs. Chris then says Dave we all know that when you say Mrs. you really mean James.

Trailer….
Wheatus…..

Jon asks Dave if he has a club card for Clone Zone. None of them knows what Jon is on about. He says it’s a shop for Leather gear. The others are amazed out how much Jon really knows about it.

Gorillaz….
Newsbeat….
Danny Warhols….
Gabriel….

Now for this week Big Blubber, report. It turns out that Chris gets this weeks Licky licky brown nose award for his hard work in the week.

Song….

Chris makes a * up on the link, so decides it may be best to start the show all over again. When the jingle starts Chris says, it’s 10 to Fork for some reason, which everyone then takes the Mick out of Chris for. So Chris does the Jingle again.

Stereophonics….

Chris advertises for Pap Idol so if you want to enter then better ring up now. Chris tells us that there champion of the week was knocked off yesterday by a new lady, who will be replacing and trying to win this weeks Pap Idol

Zero 7….
Trailer….
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Madonna….

Chris talks about the papers this week with Cilia Black who was going to leave ITV. So, he says on Saturdays you have a good few hours of telly. So Des must be gutted by the move. So Chris starts to think about Des presenting Blind Date. So, a dream sequence starts to happen. With Des presenting Blind Date instead of Cilia.

Muse….

Chris asks Will about 1 live in Birmingham. They tell what’s coming up at 1 live tonight. Then Chris starts to think about what would happen with the premiership. So a dream sequence starts to happen. They dream of what it would be like if Cilia Black presented the premiership on ITV.

Trailer….
Song….

Jon tells Chris about a charity event he went to last night. Jon bought 10 raffle tickets and the two prizes were 2 pink Handbags. Chris tells Dave to calm down. So in the end Jon won both of them. Jon donated the handbags back because he has no use for them. Chris says no more like you have no outfit that goes with them.

Destiny’s Child….
Newsbeat….
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J Lo….
Chris talks about Dave Pierce and his record label. Nu Life.
So now, it is time for Pap Idol. The winner today will go through to the grand final. Yesterday’s winner was Sarah. So she has decided to sing Tragedy. Not all the judges enjoyed it so that was a good job done. The Challenger for today is Anna. She decided to sing My heart will go on. This woman seems very bossy. When she starts to sing she sounds overly bad, so Chris tells her off. Then she does it again, so in the end they cut her off.

Linkin Park….

So they ring back Sarah and tell her that she is the champion and she will go through to the grand final. She will be invited to come back to the grand final in a few weeks time.

Trailer….
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Newsbeat….
Song….
Daft Punk….

The team say happy birthday to Lizzie’s brother who is birthday it is tomorrow. Will tells Chris to go on Line 1 as they have a surprise. It is the man runs Model Behavior so that means that Chris has won. Dave did come third in the competition. Chris gets to have an interview about Modeling. They have to take some photos and take his measurements. To which Chris replies “Jesus your be lucky”. So the man will come in and see Chris in a few weeks to come sort him out ready for his modeling.
Chris looks at the winner of the females and he says she looks really cute. Dave looks at how came 3rd in the Model Behavior. So Chris looks in today’s paper and makes Dave guess the page 3 girls stats. He gets it right as usual.

Groove Armada….

Chris says he has something to make everyone laugh. Which he will play at half past 5. Chris then says he is going to be a model. He then says Fat is the new sexy.

Trailer….
Trailer….
Basement Jaxx….

Chris talks about what is coming on later tonight. With Pete Tongs show. Chris starts to talk about the Cannabis. With the new Law, so Chris has created a new song. All about this. So, they cover the No1 song in the Chart. It is called Afro Blair.

Song….

Chris talks about Pete Tong who is coming up after 6. That will be the official start to the weekend.

Britney Spears….