[Chris]

Thanks to our guest reviewer, Uglybob (Robert Keightley)

Radio 1 Lizzie Weekend
Basement jaxx ? where?s your head at (NEW)
U2 ? beautiful day (1)


Chris talks about how he has the full set of mark and
lard, (mark in Manchester, lard in London)(mark in
London, lard in Manchester and both in London and both
in Manchester)
Talks about Top of the Pops awards, which happen
tomorrow. Dave and will have the cheap seats with all
the teenyboppers whilst Chris is in the Celeb seating
area. Chris was Kylie to his right and Myleene from
Hearsay on his left with Suzanne from Hearsay sitting
on his lap. Hes been told to scrub up well to look
good for the cameras but chris has other ideas; idea
being while mc theako hosts the awards, he can steal
all his booze in the dressing room and drink all of
it.
Chris is determined to win the licky licky brown nose
award for gym lady Jane but Lizzie thinks that if she
trains tomorrow, she will get it. The chance of that
happening is slim.
A listener challenges Will to get him a backstage pass
for the 22nd December to Travis. Will very flippantly
says no. Dave says ?Share or shaft?, ITV axes Shafted.
Daves does his best Kilroy silk impression ?how many
weeks to go, how many weeks to go?


Janet Jackson featuring Missy Elliott ? Son Of A Gun
Misteeq ? all I want


Find out about Leeds Utd Story Later On. Tonight The
Royal Variety performance is on telly with Jennifer
Lopez and er John Culshaw. Hes in later on to talk
about it.


The News at 3:30pm


PPK-Resurrection
Dido ? all you want


Chris shows up the lack of Lizzie?s knowledge of
Liverpool football club. The last time she went to a
match was December 1999. This is because of Robbie
Fowlers move from Liverpool to Leeds. He says that a
Leeds player will talk to him later. They do Sports
talk with the Mr Nobody of football, Mr Kinder. Will
reads off a page of facts. They do the live satellite
joke again with Dave at ?Anfield? ?


?? Hello?


Bubba Sparxx ? Ugly
Supermen Lovers ? Starlight


Plays Rule Britannia
Johns in, He was nervous but in a good way, plays
canned laughter. John Culshaw impressions bingo
starts:
Yes ? Dale Winton, Tom Baker, Blair, George W Bush,
Julian Clary, Bruno, Tarrant & Obi Wan
No - Raj Persuad, Frank Skinner, David Beckham
1st Set
Tribute to Andrew Lloyd Webber before him with Denise
Van Outen singing
After him Craig David
2nd Set
The Corrs before
Russell Watson After


Shaggy ? Dance and Shout


He shook the Queens Hands, had a brief conversation
(plays ad, challenge the team and more sports talk)


Mary J Blige ? Family Affair
Delirium ? Silence


Callers up
Challenge the team potluck
Line 1: Andy 31 from Woking who used to work with will
and set him on fire once Q: What was the main
component of Stage Blood? A: Glucose (Will thought it
was treacle)
Line 2: Rachel from Boreham Wood Q: What does Port and
Starboard Terms means A: Starboard means right of way
(Chris was correct)
Line 3: Spencer from Manchester: Q: What insect can
survive the holocaust and 7 days without its head: A:
* (Dave was Correct)


Feeder ? Just A Day
Kylie Minogue ? Can?t Get You Out Of My Head


Challenge the Team Potluck Part Two
Line 1:Matty and Shawn ? Q: What the little groove
between the nose and your top lip A: Fulcrum
Line 2: Simon ? NOT THERE (Inspector Morse)
Line 3: Paul ? Name 5 players who scored in a FA. Cup
Final against a team they joined later
(Fenwick, Whiteside, Stapleton, Hughes, Keegan)

Starsailor - Lullaby
The News at 4:30pm
Sum 41- In Too Deep
Hear?say ? Everybody (They will be in the show on
Friday)


Chris says that Lizzie will ask Myleene out for Will
is handsome on Friday.
Chris embarrasses Will about Myleene
Challenge The Team Part 3
Line 1:Jane from Manchester ? Q: What other
ingredients do Marks & Spencer put on their Wendlesday
Sandwiches A: WHO CARES, CUT OFF
Line 2: Louise from Birmingham (Police Officer) ? Q:
What do you call a male swan A: Cob (Will is correct)
Line 3: Ian from Stafford (14) ? Q: What was the name
of Leeds Utd before 1920. A: Leeds City (they didn?t
know, they didn?t care, he was a car dullard)


Ian Van Dahl ? Will I
Milk a new joke until the New Year for Will and the
Van Dahl song (similar vein to east 17 If u ever gag)
Eve ? Who?s That Girl?
Samantha Mumba ? Lately
The News at 5pm
Iio ? Rapture (everyone?s favourite record played
again)
Stereophonics - Just Looking


Sports Talk
Chris balls up the scores
Will again reads notes about the world cup draw for
2002
Pot 1 Seeded includes Brazil, France, Japan, South
Korea, Argentina and Spain + 3 others
Pot 2 Unseeded Europe (England & Eire) 11 teams (3
carried over to pot 3)
Pot 3 Outside Europe 5 teams
Pot 4 8 teams
No group will have more than 2 European teams
Very complicated rules


Armand Van Helden vs Roger Sanchez ? You Cant Change
Me


Again Chris talks about Will and Myleene (imagine you
and Myleene watching the sunset, Dreamy love music)
Will becomes pervy


Alien Ant Farm ? Smooth Criminal


Myleene and Will again. Dave tells Will to limit his
Stella Artois drinking to 4 pints. They are prepping
up will for his meeting with Myleene. Interested
Myleene and Uninterested Myleene improvisation
meeting. Chris ends with another jibe at Dave?s
sexuality.


Pharaoh Monch ? Got You
Blue ? If You Come Back


Chris lambasts Will for going on a 6 minute fag break


Darude ? Sandstorm


They are going to see Mark Radcliffe band, Family
Mahone tomorrow night
Chris ends show with ?COME ON LEEDS?


Alicia Keys - Fallin