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- Sun Dec 02, 2001 8:11 am
#241351
Another review from guest reviewer, UglyBob.
Chris starts off show asking whether Radcliffe is still on air so he can ask for directions to the gig in Crewe tonight and plugs concert. Chris and the team are travelling to Crewe at the limelight at 9pm ish to see the family mahone. Radcliffe asked about Culshaws performance and Leeds transfer madness.
Chris talks about last night and his return to the booze whilst watching the football where dirty dirty leeds were beaten 2-0 by Chelsea. Chris indulged himself in eating vegetable samosas at a buffet at the pub. Chris got drunk as usual but goes home and falls fast asleep and didn?t wake up till 10:35, he was meant to meet up with the team and mark frith from heat magazine for a run and some exercise. He runs to the park and there is no one there so decides to run to work. Will, Dave, Lizzie and Jane were in another part of the park so Chris missed them. Chris says that he looks like a tramp chasing a mobile chip van. The heat magazine boss came with a fella who had a telephoto lens. They took pictures but missed Chris and bumps into the photographer an hour later on a mobile phone. They say that Frith and Jane will be in after 4pm.
Chris dedicates Libertys Doin It song to American Joe. Chris talks about gym lady Janes fat arse and he treads a thin line with Lizzie who comes to her defence. It looks like Chris is out of the running for licky licky brown nose for his efforts. Chris thinks he has a pert bottom. This leads to a conversation about good sizes of asses for 5 minutes.
Chris talks about his only celebrity jingle from Daniel Beddingfield. They agree that it used to happen a lot in radio stations but its now old hat. He seems to have forgotten mark and lards Kylie jingles.
Talking of Kylie, chris plays a game with Will of how aroused Will gets watching the kylie advert that?s been banned on the telly. The experiment just needs a piece of paper over his groin area. If the paper moves then the experiment is successful. They have it on the computer screen for him to watch but the screen freezes and the buffer is knackered about 6 times as Daves describes the mechanical horse over and over again. They try to enlist the help of Geordie Scottie who is laughing in the other studio at their vein attempts at downloading. Will wisely suggests they get the video of it.
Chris talks about the Dreem Team sarcastically and says that Spoony smells like a Persian brothel or a tarts boudoir. Chris says that on tomorrows show Wyclef Jean is joining them as an extra guest and talks about Wyclef talking at the start of the record. He says the reason is that he wants to be a local wannabe disc jockey and hes just talking up to hit the vocal. He uses the song that they played before No Woman No Cry. Chris decides to do this to the next record from A Hundred Reasons.
Mark from Heat is caught in Traffic and Lizzie is caught in a coughing fit while running in to tell him where he is. This is big blubber. Mark arrives eventually. Gym lady Jane says Chris was horrible by saying she had a fat arse. He goes on the arse talk again. She says that everyone did really well. Will hates running but Jane says if he stops smoking, then he will feel better. Will is having none of it as he scoffs in the background. She says that Daves attitude has improved and is enjoying exercise now but hes not impressed by his biceps. Chris has lost another pound even though drinking last night. Lizzie got licky licky brown nose for the first time ever. She said that her mascara ran in the rain.
Say hello to mark frith, head honcho of heat and ex honcho of sky magazine, which has now folded. This has nothing due to the fact Chris appeared nude in that magazine in 1997. Dave tries to cover his tracks for saying he would get the readers to half a million. ?the only mag that jogs with chris? was going to adorn next weeks magazine. Chris apologizes for not turning up. As of gift to mark, Chris had his revenge on Mark by getting Scottie to takes secret pictures of him. They describe him as a lanky weed. Chris then takes the piss out of his pronunciation of his r. more pictures in next weeks heat.
They talk about Culshaws performance and say that his performance last night is uncannily similar to his dream sequence from last week. Moyles thinks that Julian Clary should have commented on Culshaw appearing on their show but instead Clary mentions dead ringers. He then makes Will and Dave do a performance with canned laughter and boos and hisses. They drag this out till the end of the show
Chris starts off show asking whether Radcliffe is still on air so he can ask for directions to the gig in Crewe tonight and plugs concert. Chris and the team are travelling to Crewe at the limelight at 9pm ish to see the family mahone. Radcliffe asked about Culshaws performance and Leeds transfer madness.
Chris talks about last night and his return to the booze whilst watching the football where dirty dirty leeds were beaten 2-0 by Chelsea. Chris indulged himself in eating vegetable samosas at a buffet at the pub. Chris got drunk as usual but goes home and falls fast asleep and didn?t wake up till 10:35, he was meant to meet up with the team and mark frith from heat magazine for a run and some exercise. He runs to the park and there is no one there so decides to run to work. Will, Dave, Lizzie and Jane were in another part of the park so Chris missed them. Chris says that he looks like a tramp chasing a mobile chip van. The heat magazine boss came with a fella who had a telephoto lens. They took pictures but missed Chris and bumps into the photographer an hour later on a mobile phone. They say that Frith and Jane will be in after 4pm.
Chris dedicates Libertys Doin It song to American Joe. Chris talks about gym lady Janes fat arse and he treads a thin line with Lizzie who comes to her defence. It looks like Chris is out of the running for licky licky brown nose for his efforts. Chris thinks he has a pert bottom. This leads to a conversation about good sizes of asses for 5 minutes.
Chris talks about his only celebrity jingle from Daniel Beddingfield. They agree that it used to happen a lot in radio stations but its now old hat. He seems to have forgotten mark and lards Kylie jingles.
Talking of Kylie, chris plays a game with Will of how aroused Will gets watching the kylie advert that?s been banned on the telly. The experiment just needs a piece of paper over his groin area. If the paper moves then the experiment is successful. They have it on the computer screen for him to watch but the screen freezes and the buffer is knackered about 6 times as Daves describes the mechanical horse over and over again. They try to enlist the help of Geordie Scottie who is laughing in the other studio at their vein attempts at downloading. Will wisely suggests they get the video of it.
Chris talks about the Dreem Team sarcastically and says that Spoony smells like a Persian brothel or a tarts boudoir. Chris says that on tomorrows show Wyclef Jean is joining them as an extra guest and talks about Wyclef talking at the start of the record. He says the reason is that he wants to be a local wannabe disc jockey and hes just talking up to hit the vocal. He uses the song that they played before No Woman No Cry. Chris decides to do this to the next record from A Hundred Reasons.
Mark from Heat is caught in Traffic and Lizzie is caught in a coughing fit while running in to tell him where he is. This is big blubber. Mark arrives eventually. Gym lady Jane says Chris was horrible by saying she had a fat arse. He goes on the arse talk again. She says that everyone did really well. Will hates running but Jane says if he stops smoking, then he will feel better. Will is having none of it as he scoffs in the background. She says that Daves attitude has improved and is enjoying exercise now but hes not impressed by his biceps. Chris has lost another pound even though drinking last night. Lizzie got licky licky brown nose for the first time ever. She said that her mascara ran in the rain.
Say hello to mark frith, head honcho of heat and ex honcho of sky magazine, which has now folded. This has nothing due to the fact Chris appeared nude in that magazine in 1997. Dave tries to cover his tracks for saying he would get the readers to half a million. ?the only mag that jogs with chris? was going to adorn next weeks magazine. Chris apologizes for not turning up. As of gift to mark, Chris had his revenge on Mark by getting Scottie to takes secret pictures of him. They describe him as a lanky weed. Chris then takes the piss out of his pronunciation of his r. more pictures in next weeks heat.
They talk about Culshaws performance and say that his performance last night is uncannily similar to his dream sequence from last week. Moyles thinks that Julian Clary should have commented on Culshaw appearing on their show but instead Clary mentions dead ringers. He then makes Will and Dave do a performance with canned laughter and boos and hisses. They drag this out till the end of the show
