chrismoyles.net
- Fri Jan 04, 2002 6:40 pm
#241355
Again, thanks to guest reviewer UglyBob
Three Moylesworld Member Mentions In A Row (A NEW RECORD, presumably)
Chris starts off show playing Edible Cheese Pant spoof advert and then plays the wrong intro day at the start. First half hour of show was poor as Chris brags about his training and talks about how Scotland is the third fattest country in Europe. This prompts Will to say that they all eat deep fried mars bars up there. Chris milks his comment and invites outraged Scots to phone. Consequently they get a weird caller who wouldn't give where he lived but that he was 30 miles from Aberdeen and it was a secret. He then says he totally agrees with what Will says hence the feature is dead from the start.
The first Big Blubber round up of the New Year has Chris defeating Dave to the licky licky brown nose trophy. Will came out but was his usual jovial self and Lizzie couldnt be bothered to turn up because she was a lazy cow. She complains that the only reason she goes training is to get rid of her fat bum that Chris said she had. He tells her that she has a skinny bottom and Dave and Will agrees that she has no arse. Will tries a pun and says that shes a smarties-arse.
Mr Eddie Nock Nock (not a spelling mistake) had his remix played on the show and they made fun of his name and Will thought it was good and Dave thought it was funny. Chris described the mix as Fatboy Slim-Esque as it speeds up and slows down. Chris quizzes the team on what the most popular names given to new baby boys and girls were called.
No.1 Boys - Jack (Chris was 49th, Dave was 46th and Will did not feature)
No.1 Girls - Chloe (Holly was Daves guess and it was 5th)
John Culshaw joins the team after 4pm. No excuse for being late. Chris received an email yesterday berating his impression of a Greek Kebab Seller being not very good. Chris then rings up listener whose father owns a Kebab Shop called the Marketplace in order to brush up on his impression. Chris has a good laugh at his expense as he talks very quickly and Chris has to get Helen to be a translator.
[email protected] is where you can buy that book Chris was reading out of yesterday about strange facts. You can only buy it there or in York. Chris seems to be reverting back to talking to the newsreaders and hes done it the last 3 days. John did a guess who with the team. Dave correctly identified it as Anthony Hopkins. John got into the cab, which Hopkins was exiting. The cabbie then had bragged to him that this month hes already had Phil Collins and Richard Branston (sic).
After the new Alien Ant Farm single, they speak to their newly crowned Bap Idol and their star of the show Nikki, 19 from Essex. They have a quick chat but come back to her after 5pm. She is single and is on a mobile from Knightsbridge and she works for the Evening Standard. She has her own flat and has teddy bears, her favorite being Eeyore the Donkey, and scented candles. Conversation gets boring after a while.
John saw someones famous mother today in another guess who. It was Janet Ellis whose daughter was Sophie Ellis Bextor. Chris says he remember seeing her on a I Love show. What he saw was Mrs Ellis talking about how she was a tart in the Sweeney in I Love 1975 hosted by Dennis Waterman. Next up was Sports Talk Weekend Round Up which is just another excuse to laugh at Will's ineptitude to football. All the Postponements are read quickly by Will and Chris quizzes him over team grounds and Will seems to think that every team plays at the Stadium of Light and that Man City play at A1 Road.
Pete Tong AKA Jon will be playing the Bellestars, Bros,The Best of Wham, Wee Papa Girl Wrappers and Sabrina Johnston (top 10 hit called Peace in 1991, ironically her only one)
Three Moylesworld Member Mentions In A Row (A NEW RECORD, presumably)
Chris starts off show playing Edible Cheese Pant spoof advert and then plays the wrong intro day at the start. First half hour of show was poor as Chris brags about his training and talks about how Scotland is the third fattest country in Europe. This prompts Will to say that they all eat deep fried mars bars up there. Chris milks his comment and invites outraged Scots to phone. Consequently they get a weird caller who wouldn't give where he lived but that he was 30 miles from Aberdeen and it was a secret. He then says he totally agrees with what Will says hence the feature is dead from the start.
The first Big Blubber round up of the New Year has Chris defeating Dave to the licky licky brown nose trophy. Will came out but was his usual jovial self and Lizzie couldnt be bothered to turn up because she was a lazy cow. She complains that the only reason she goes training is to get rid of her fat bum that Chris said she had. He tells her that she has a skinny bottom and Dave and Will agrees that she has no arse. Will tries a pun and says that shes a smarties-arse.
Mr Eddie Nock Nock (not a spelling mistake) had his remix played on the show and they made fun of his name and Will thought it was good and Dave thought it was funny. Chris described the mix as Fatboy Slim-Esque as it speeds up and slows down. Chris quizzes the team on what the most popular names given to new baby boys and girls were called.
No.1 Boys - Jack (Chris was 49th, Dave was 46th and Will did not feature)
No.1 Girls - Chloe (Holly was Daves guess and it was 5th)
John Culshaw joins the team after 4pm. No excuse for being late. Chris received an email yesterday berating his impression of a Greek Kebab Seller being not very good. Chris then rings up listener whose father owns a Kebab Shop called the Marketplace in order to brush up on his impression. Chris has a good laugh at his expense as he talks very quickly and Chris has to get Helen to be a translator.
[email protected] is where you can buy that book Chris was reading out of yesterday about strange facts. You can only buy it there or in York. Chris seems to be reverting back to talking to the newsreaders and hes done it the last 3 days. John did a guess who with the team. Dave correctly identified it as Anthony Hopkins. John got into the cab, which Hopkins was exiting. The cabbie then had bragged to him that this month hes already had Phil Collins and Richard Branston (sic).
After the new Alien Ant Farm single, they speak to their newly crowned Bap Idol and their star of the show Nikki, 19 from Essex. They have a quick chat but come back to her after 5pm. She is single and is on a mobile from Knightsbridge and she works for the Evening Standard. She has her own flat and has teddy bears, her favorite being Eeyore the Donkey, and scented candles. Conversation gets boring after a while.
John saw someones famous mother today in another guess who. It was Janet Ellis whose daughter was Sophie Ellis Bextor. Chris says he remember seeing her on a I Love show. What he saw was Mrs Ellis talking about how she was a tart in the Sweeney in I Love 1975 hosted by Dennis Waterman. Next up was Sports Talk Weekend Round Up which is just another excuse to laugh at Will's ineptitude to football. All the Postponements are read quickly by Will and Chris quizzes him over team grounds and Will seems to think that every team plays at the Stadium of Light and that Man City play at A1 Road.
Pete Tong AKA Jon will be playing the Bellestars, Bros,The Best of Wham, Wee Papa Girl Wrappers and Sabrina Johnston (top 10 hit called Peace in 1991, ironically her only one)
