chrismoyles.net
- Thu Jan 10, 2002 8:58 pm
#241356
Thanks to guest reviewer, Uglybob
Herb Peas Advert to start off the show. They were out running this morning but no Will as he was preparing the tape for the Sony Radio Awards. He has spent 5 and a half hours on it already. Will is going for his third sony award after picking up a Breakfast Show award at another station and Best Promotion for the Carphone Warehouse where he had nicked the idea off a mate. Dave and Chris have been snubbed for three years. Chris says hes not going, instead he will send lesbian strippers and dwarves. Will is confident about it but Dave and Chris dont seem too bothered.
Dave went to bed last night at 10:30pm and missed the adult channel 10 minute freeview. Will and Chris think that because he gets all channels free, he will get the whole of smut for the free month. Chris mentions the dating channel which is like 24 hour dial-a-date. Chris loves ITV1 show Club Reps, and turns off the mic to say some of the things that were featured on it. Tonight is chick night for the Sky and Daves girlfriend is going to watch e4 new series of Friends and ER.
Chris gets some promotional guff sent from e4. Theres a flag, a can cooler, beer mat, party popper, do not disturb sign, pictures from ER, some doritos style crisps and an Air Freshener. American Voice Over Guy Paul does a money essentials piss take. Chris rings up Tony Byrne (eh its me, Tony Byrneeeeee) and asks him what the astronauts are talking about the end of the PPK song Resurrection and he hasnt a clue.
Will gets a present from the Peperami fellas (Paparazzi really just incase youre thick) Theres pictures of Myleene in sexy outfits and some doctored images of Chris and Jordan. Geek chat is up and running. Chris takes the piss out of the chatters and says he could watch it for seconds and reads some of the dull messages. Chris follows the same phone in as yesterday as he gets callers to phone in about small annoying things that occur in life. This goes on for about half an hour. Too dull to review like yesterday.
Lizzies small gig review as she went and saw p.o.d at the garage in Islington. Lizzie was drunk as usual and took her gin and tonic as they didnt have slimline tonic. She also noticed Jude and Steve Lamacq there at the gig. Chris does his Steve Lamacq impression again where he kept losing it and started giggling with Will in the background bent over laughing. He eventually gets through the lovely knockers phrase and he starts going into Tommy Cooper.
Week 2 in Year 2 Big Blubber
Lizzie - Better this week but she should stop doing her DIY exercises
Will - His girlfriend wants him bulk up or bog off.
Dave - Dynamo Dave did a blistering run but his exercise was lacking and sauntered to the car
Chris - He did a session of Fart Leck and hes also impressing his beer diet
CHRIS WINS LICKY LICKY BROWN NOSE FOR THE 2ND WEEK
Will and Dave do a freestyle rap on the Bubba Sparxx record. This leads on to the old game of MY NAME IS to the Eminem song. Just in case you dont remember the idea is you have to make the other laugh with a name after Eminem says My Name Is.
Chris - Bobby Ball, Russell Grant, Craig Fairbrass, Gyles Brandreth
Dave - John Leslie, Bruce Hornsby, Wendy Richard, Bernard Matthews
Will - Garry Beushell, Duncan Goodhew, Holly Johnson, Bin Laden
Lizzie - Tanita Tikarams brother (BTW called Ramon), Wesley Snipes, Jennifer Rush, Penfold
Chris thinks Daniel Beddngfield is a strange fellow. Dave says he has a fat mans face, a thin mans body and a girls voice. Chris i worried that if he gets thinner and his goatee stays, he will look like him. Chris plays the jingle from a couple of months back of Daniel Bedding-in-the-field. Chris talks about his problem of acquiring a BBC diary and gets a handwritten letter from Parf Daddy saying he hould have asked for one in July that everyone else does instead of now, 2 weeks into the year. BBC Pebble Mill up north though have spare ones. In 2002 and the same order of the tea table as Chris tops the table just as he did in 2001.
Chris mentions that Britney Spears will make her first chat show appearance on The Frank Skinner Show. Ian on email tells Chris that Lizzie as a bikini model on the site would bump up figures. Another email from a fella who says her girlfriend met him in a dj booth in Manchester, though Chris wasnt there so there must have been an imposter. Will complains that the new link he made was 71/2 minutes long and Chris had said that he never talks for that long and it ran out, totally peeing on Chris' bonfire. Chris says he should be the continuity announcer on BBC1.
He reviews tonights telly for Eastenders, The Sopranos and Club Reps. Chris says that they should all go on a club 18-30 holiday and tease Will because hes over 30. Though Chris says he can dye his hair black and join them. Will still says no and says he might catch something as people only go there to get laid. Chris says they should all go to Magaluf or SantaBonker.
Herb Peas Advert to start off the show. They were out running this morning but no Will as he was preparing the tape for the Sony Radio Awards. He has spent 5 and a half hours on it already. Will is going for his third sony award after picking up a Breakfast Show award at another station and Best Promotion for the Carphone Warehouse where he had nicked the idea off a mate. Dave and Chris have been snubbed for three years. Chris says hes not going, instead he will send lesbian strippers and dwarves. Will is confident about it but Dave and Chris dont seem too bothered.
Dave went to bed last night at 10:30pm and missed the adult channel 10 minute freeview. Will and Chris think that because he gets all channels free, he will get the whole of smut for the free month. Chris mentions the dating channel which is like 24 hour dial-a-date. Chris loves ITV1 show Club Reps, and turns off the mic to say some of the things that were featured on it. Tonight is chick night for the Sky and Daves girlfriend is going to watch e4 new series of Friends and ER.
Chris gets some promotional guff sent from e4. Theres a flag, a can cooler, beer mat, party popper, do not disturb sign, pictures from ER, some doritos style crisps and an Air Freshener. American Voice Over Guy Paul does a money essentials piss take. Chris rings up Tony Byrne (eh its me, Tony Byrneeeeee) and asks him what the astronauts are talking about the end of the PPK song Resurrection and he hasnt a clue.
Will gets a present from the Peperami fellas (Paparazzi really just incase youre thick) Theres pictures of Myleene in sexy outfits and some doctored images of Chris and Jordan. Geek chat is up and running. Chris takes the piss out of the chatters and says he could watch it for seconds and reads some of the dull messages. Chris follows the same phone in as yesterday as he gets callers to phone in about small annoying things that occur in life. This goes on for about half an hour. Too dull to review like yesterday.
Lizzies small gig review as she went and saw p.o.d at the garage in Islington. Lizzie was drunk as usual and took her gin and tonic as they didnt have slimline tonic. She also noticed Jude and Steve Lamacq there at the gig. Chris does his Steve Lamacq impression again where he kept losing it and started giggling with Will in the background bent over laughing. He eventually gets through the lovely knockers phrase and he starts going into Tommy Cooper.
Week 2 in Year 2 Big Blubber
Lizzie - Better this week but she should stop doing her DIY exercises
Will - His girlfriend wants him bulk up or bog off.
Dave - Dynamo Dave did a blistering run but his exercise was lacking and sauntered to the car
Chris - He did a session of Fart Leck and hes also impressing his beer diet
CHRIS WINS LICKY LICKY BROWN NOSE FOR THE 2ND WEEK
Will and Dave do a freestyle rap on the Bubba Sparxx record. This leads on to the old game of MY NAME IS to the Eminem song. Just in case you dont remember the idea is you have to make the other laugh with a name after Eminem says My Name Is.
Chris - Bobby Ball, Russell Grant, Craig Fairbrass, Gyles Brandreth
Dave - John Leslie, Bruce Hornsby, Wendy Richard, Bernard Matthews
Will - Garry Beushell, Duncan Goodhew, Holly Johnson, Bin Laden
Lizzie - Tanita Tikarams brother (BTW called Ramon), Wesley Snipes, Jennifer Rush, Penfold
Chris thinks Daniel Beddngfield is a strange fellow. Dave says he has a fat mans face, a thin mans body and a girls voice. Chris i worried that if he gets thinner and his goatee stays, he will look like him. Chris plays the jingle from a couple of months back of Daniel Bedding-in-the-field. Chris talks about his problem of acquiring a BBC diary and gets a handwritten letter from Parf Daddy saying he hould have asked for one in July that everyone else does instead of now, 2 weeks into the year. BBC Pebble Mill up north though have spare ones. In 2002 and the same order of the tea table as Chris tops the table just as he did in 2001.
Chris mentions that Britney Spears will make her first chat show appearance on The Frank Skinner Show. Ian on email tells Chris that Lizzie as a bikini model on the site would bump up figures. Another email from a fella who says her girlfriend met him in a dj booth in Manchester, though Chris wasnt there so there must have been an imposter. Will complains that the new link he made was 71/2 minutes long and Chris had said that he never talks for that long and it ran out, totally peeing on Chris' bonfire. Chris says he should be the continuity announcer on BBC1.
He reviews tonights telly for Eastenders, The Sopranos and Club Reps. Chris says that they should all go on a club 18-30 holiday and tease Will because hes over 30. Though Chris says he can dye his hair black and join them. Will still says no and says he might catch something as people only go there to get laid. Chris says they should all go to Magaluf or SantaBonker.
