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- Tue Jan 22, 2002 7:23 am
#241362
Thanks to UglyBob
1. So Solid Crew - Haterz
2. Mary Mary - Shackles
3. Nickelback - You Remind Me
4. Jay-Z - Girls, Girls, Girls
5. Kylie Minogue - In Your Eyes
6. Goldtrix - Trippin
7. Brandy - What About Us
8. P.O.D - Alive
9. Shaggy - Angel
10. Jakatta - Ever So Lonely
11. Ja Rule - Always On Time
12. All Saints - Black Coffee
13. Super Furry Animals - Its Not The End Of The World
14. IIo - Rapture
15. P Diddy - Diddy
16. Daniel Beddingfield - Gotta Get Thru This
17. Wheatus - Leroy
18. Beverley Knight
19. D12 - Purple Pills
20. Haven - Say Something
21. Ian Van Dahl - Will I
22. Madonna - Don't Tell Me
23. Outsidaz feat Mel Blatt
24. Stereophonics - Have A Nice Day
25. Dr Dre & KnocTurn'Al - Bad Intentions
26. Lange feat Skye - Drifting Away
27. Spiller - Groovejet.
Chris had his mobile put on charger and had set his phone to ring to wake him up this morning. It did but he put it on snooze and decided to sleep for longer. This meant he missed training and Gym Lady Jane text him 7 times and rapped his door and left a weeks worth of water outside his door. Chris received a present in the post from Rovinda Mann at BBC Birmingham, which was his new 2002 diary he had been badgering for. Rovinda sends an email to confirm she is a woman and that she will be 28 at the end of March. Chris has a set of new sound effects and jingles he got sent from 4Music all of Banzai sounds.
A new Blown Out update has big news. Daz is still alone as Jim is still in her majesty's pleasure, and he has come up with a new track, which took him 2 hours to make. It was a cover of the song The Monster Mash from the early Seventies. Another letter was sent from Blown Out collaborators The Cuban Boys. Ricky includes the final cut of their song for 2002. It was a hilarious cover of Rhinestone Cowboy with extra emphasis on guns noises, whips and the rest.
Relating to the bizarre law of taxiing yesterday, there's a rule that it is legal for a man to shoot a Scotsman in York at noon on Sunday.
Chris reads out emails sent in. Person sent in an idea similar to the how many sugars. The concept was Will, Dave and Lizzie had to put differing number of Jaffa Cakes into their mouths and Chris had to guess how many are in each of their mouths. The next email was from a bizarre fellow, who was attempting to break a record, which was being towed on roller-skates behind a car going at 200mph. Last email of the day was from a fellow who was bemoaning the fact that Aberdeen never gets mentioned on Sportstalk. Chris set up an Aberdeen only Sportstalk will the brain of football Mr Kinder. Will predicted the score to be Aberdeen 3 Rangers 1. With his vast (empty) knowledge he said that McDougal and a brace from McNugget would be on the score sheet for Aberdeen while a jock will score for Rangers. You can hear the entire Scottish listeners turning off the radio in their droves.
Chris had a guess who which turned out to be unfunny Scottish lesbian comedienne Rhona Cameron. Chris admitted that he used to fancy her but hastily stopped when she turned to the other species. Comedy Daves tells a joke which was
Q: What Do You Call A Frenchman Who Wears Sandals
A: Phillipe Phillope
Spoof trail of the Scorpions weekend presented by Mary Anne Hobbs is played. Chris reads the paper and talks about Britney Spears ordering 20 Fish and Chips as soon as she was in her hotel in the UK. The subject is changed to the replacement for 80-year-old Radio 2 disc jockey Sir Jimmy Young. The paper says that the BBC is after Chris Tarrant and will make him the highest paid DJ on BBC Radio. As Chris says, that isn't much and points out that the picture in the paper is so out of date; it has Let Loose in the background (circa 1994 then).
Dave and Will both agree that Chris has an obsessive-compulsive disorder. Will says that he reminds him of Jack Nicholson in the film As Good As It Gets. Chris talks about others OCD's including someone upstairs who hates when the on switch is switched on but there's no plug in the wall and they have to go over and turn it off. Chris starts mentioning Rhys and his nose picking and he appears in the background telling him to shut up. Chris mentions that Lizzie doesn't take a shower after her training but she doesn't like using it because she doesn't like the intrusiveness and doesn't want anyone watching her and coming in on her. Chris also mentions that Will has a sweat problem.
A couple more emails are read out. First is another mention for Kebab The Musical from Sarah Tipple. Chris and Dave already say that they are paying £60 to be mentioned in the posters. Another email, which seems popular, is a 21 year old called Neil Cowan who hates the So Solid Crew. Will, Chris, Dave and LIzzie though side with the So Solid Crew because they are scared of them and there's 30 of them.
Dave and Will try their hand at News Presenting. Chris mentions that he was barred from talking to the newsreaders and that funnily enough it doesn't mean that he cant talk to any other time so Carolyn Atkinson is down to give the pair a few tips and pointers before they launch in. After the next record they get down to reading. They have been given the sports bulletin to read from upstairs. Dave talks quickly but does it well. Will is laughable as he makes mistake after mistake. Its only reading from a page, for gods sake replies Chris but Will flounders and flounces and keeps stuttering the word Rusedski and mispronounces it as Rudedski and says that Diego Forlan is Ukrainian when in fact he is Uruguayan. Chris loses the rag and plays and record and makes Will read it again but he is a lost hope as he blunders again. Chris plays final track of the show sighing.
1. So Solid Crew - Haterz
2. Mary Mary - Shackles
3. Nickelback - You Remind Me
4. Jay-Z - Girls, Girls, Girls
5. Kylie Minogue - In Your Eyes
6. Goldtrix - Trippin
7. Brandy - What About Us
8. P.O.D - Alive
9. Shaggy - Angel
10. Jakatta - Ever So Lonely
11. Ja Rule - Always On Time
12. All Saints - Black Coffee
13. Super Furry Animals - Its Not The End Of The World
14. IIo - Rapture
15. P Diddy - Diddy
16. Daniel Beddingfield - Gotta Get Thru This
17. Wheatus - Leroy
18. Beverley Knight
19. D12 - Purple Pills
20. Haven - Say Something
21. Ian Van Dahl - Will I
22. Madonna - Don't Tell Me
23. Outsidaz feat Mel Blatt
24. Stereophonics - Have A Nice Day
25. Dr Dre & KnocTurn'Al - Bad Intentions
26. Lange feat Skye - Drifting Away
27. Spiller - Groovejet.
Chris had his mobile put on charger and had set his phone to ring to wake him up this morning. It did but he put it on snooze and decided to sleep for longer. This meant he missed training and Gym Lady Jane text him 7 times and rapped his door and left a weeks worth of water outside his door. Chris received a present in the post from Rovinda Mann at BBC Birmingham, which was his new 2002 diary he had been badgering for. Rovinda sends an email to confirm she is a woman and that she will be 28 at the end of March. Chris has a set of new sound effects and jingles he got sent from 4Music all of Banzai sounds.
A new Blown Out update has big news. Daz is still alone as Jim is still in her majesty's pleasure, and he has come up with a new track, which took him 2 hours to make. It was a cover of the song The Monster Mash from the early Seventies. Another letter was sent from Blown Out collaborators The Cuban Boys. Ricky includes the final cut of their song for 2002. It was a hilarious cover of Rhinestone Cowboy with extra emphasis on guns noises, whips and the rest.
Relating to the bizarre law of taxiing yesterday, there's a rule that it is legal for a man to shoot a Scotsman in York at noon on Sunday.
Chris reads out emails sent in. Person sent in an idea similar to the how many sugars. The concept was Will, Dave and Lizzie had to put differing number of Jaffa Cakes into their mouths and Chris had to guess how many are in each of their mouths. The next email was from a bizarre fellow, who was attempting to break a record, which was being towed on roller-skates behind a car going at 200mph. Last email of the day was from a fellow who was bemoaning the fact that Aberdeen never gets mentioned on Sportstalk. Chris set up an Aberdeen only Sportstalk will the brain of football Mr Kinder. Will predicted the score to be Aberdeen 3 Rangers 1. With his vast (empty) knowledge he said that McDougal and a brace from McNugget would be on the score sheet for Aberdeen while a jock will score for Rangers. You can hear the entire Scottish listeners turning off the radio in their droves.
Chris had a guess who which turned out to be unfunny Scottish lesbian comedienne Rhona Cameron. Chris admitted that he used to fancy her but hastily stopped when she turned to the other species. Comedy Daves tells a joke which was
Q: What Do You Call A Frenchman Who Wears Sandals
A: Phillipe Phillope
Spoof trail of the Scorpions weekend presented by Mary Anne Hobbs is played. Chris reads the paper and talks about Britney Spears ordering 20 Fish and Chips as soon as she was in her hotel in the UK. The subject is changed to the replacement for 80-year-old Radio 2 disc jockey Sir Jimmy Young. The paper says that the BBC is after Chris Tarrant and will make him the highest paid DJ on BBC Radio. As Chris says, that isn't much and points out that the picture in the paper is so out of date; it has Let Loose in the background (circa 1994 then).
Dave and Will both agree that Chris has an obsessive-compulsive disorder. Will says that he reminds him of Jack Nicholson in the film As Good As It Gets. Chris talks about others OCD's including someone upstairs who hates when the on switch is switched on but there's no plug in the wall and they have to go over and turn it off. Chris starts mentioning Rhys and his nose picking and he appears in the background telling him to shut up. Chris mentions that Lizzie doesn't take a shower after her training but she doesn't like using it because she doesn't like the intrusiveness and doesn't want anyone watching her and coming in on her. Chris also mentions that Will has a sweat problem.
A couple more emails are read out. First is another mention for Kebab The Musical from Sarah Tipple. Chris and Dave already say that they are paying £60 to be mentioned in the posters. Another email, which seems popular, is a 21 year old called Neil Cowan who hates the So Solid Crew. Will, Chris, Dave and LIzzie though side with the So Solid Crew because they are scared of them and there's 30 of them.
Dave and Will try their hand at News Presenting. Chris mentions that he was barred from talking to the newsreaders and that funnily enough it doesn't mean that he cant talk to any other time so Carolyn Atkinson is down to give the pair a few tips and pointers before they launch in. After the next record they get down to reading. They have been given the sports bulletin to read from upstairs. Dave talks quickly but does it well. Will is laughable as he makes mistake after mistake. Its only reading from a page, for gods sake replies Chris but Will flounders and flounces and keeps stuttering the word Rusedski and mispronounces it as Rudedski and says that Diego Forlan is Ukrainian when in fact he is Uruguayan. Chris loses the rag and plays and record and makes Will read it again but he is a lost hope as he blunders again. Chris plays final track of the show sighing.
