The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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1. Alien Ant Farm - Movies
2. ODB (Jamie) feat Kelis - Got Your Money (Jamie)
3. Minimalistics - Close Cover
4. Nelly Furtado - Im Like A Bird
5. Misteeq - B With Me
6. Mary J Blige feat. Common - Dance With Me
7. Staind - For You
8. Chemical Brothers - Star Guitar
9. D12 - Purple Hills
10. Britney Spears - Overprotected (Jamie wasn't)
11. No Doubt - Hey Baby
12. Chocolate Puma - I Wanna Be You
13. Round Sound with Onyx Stone and Mc Malibu - What are we like
14. Stereophonics - Have A Nice Day
15. Aaliyah - More than (One) A Woman
16. Goldtrix feat. Andrea Brown - Trippin
17. Nas - Got Yourself A
18. Sum 41 - In Too Deep
19. Destiny's Child - Bootylicious
20. So Solid Crew - Haterz
21. OPM - Heaven Is A Halfpipe
22. Pharaoh Monch feat. Eve - (chris never mentioned that this is a new song so no title yet)
23. Kosheen - Catch
24. Haven - Say Something
25. Fatboy Slim - Gangsta Trippin'
26. Kylie Minogue - In Your Eyes

Hmm, Hmm, Just clearing my throat

Zoë is voted out of Pop Idol, just down to the final 3 boys. Dave says Gareth will win but wants Will. Chris congratulates Dave for the Everton win and Dave likes the next round draw as they play Crewe at home. The Woking match was called off due to a waterlogged pitch. Chris ran on Saturday morning and afterwards watched SM:tv live. He got up early again on Sunday and bought the News Of The World to see Kym calling Myleene a bitch. Again he talks about Zoë saying that two papers claim to have an exclusive interview with her. He keeps on sounding that hes going to talk about Jamie but doesn't. He predicted West Brom to win while he watching Football Focus presented by tubby Tony Gubba and Tashtastic Mark Lawrenson. While watching it, he saw the Chuckle Brothers on it being interviewed, as they were big Rotherham fans. Chris found it funny that Gubba kept going at Mark that he looked the third Chuckle Brother.
He decided to go to Mayfair and spent £40. Obviously he didn't, as this was a dig at Jamie Theakston. Chris is knackered after training 3 days in a row and on Saturday he had a training partner in the shape of Jon Culshaw although it was just for a one off. Dave decided not to because it was pouring down with rain. Chris went and seen the Nottingham Panthers playing an ice hockey match. He thought it was entertaining but knew nothing of the rules. It seemed to last for an eternity and the lure of unhealthy food was too much. Chris reports that it was a bizarre game where there was a lot of fighting and then surreally a timeout and kids came on and did the dance of the sugar plum fairies. He didn't stay the whole match because it was too long.
It is Bobby Balls (rock on Tommy in Mayfair Jamie) and Frank Skinners birthday. Frank is 45 today and Will has said he has read his autobiography and was crying with laughter on the train. Mark Teltman has sent in a Will remix with a couple of words they cant make out.
Time for sportstalk. He mispronounces Charlton as Carlton. Chris goes through Wills' wrong predictions. They talk about the red cards in the Arsenal against Liverpool match. Chris comments that he has listened to the new chemical brothers album and think the best track is the one with Beth Orton. He says it might take a few listens before he can make up his mind.
All the lines he has written he can't use plus he doesn't want to go to Virgin. These obviously were about Jamie Theakston going to a brothel. Sadly Producer Will has refused him to tell them. He says he can sell them onto Graham Norton. . I have the lovely article from yesterdays Sunday People if anyone wants to see it and laugh. He has apologised to his family and said Im a single man, what I did was not illegal. A £160 cut seems fair eh Jamie.
Chris talks about an advert for tampons in which the fellow mistakes it for a sandwich but the most annoying commercial is about the hamper firm with the magician looking all smug. Will talks about DFS adverts, which still are clogging up every ad, break with what looks like people who have never bought a sofa in their lives and look more like squatters. They talk about the Virgin debacle over Daryll Denham presenting the breakfast show instead of being against Chris. Chris wants anyone to ring up and tell them what their local radio station competition phone lines are and Chris will read out the numbers on air. Previews TV and Hollyoaks and says some of the acting is ropey. Channel 5 at 11pm has the making of the Lover's guide (no Jamie jokes).
Yet another joke that Will doesn't allow so Chris says only the punch line. Chris plays the trail from Goldtrix and plays a game of Chris has got me... The second line is sang, I just can't seem to find my grip (another Jamie dig). They have installed a speaker in the restroom and Chris will officially open the speaker thing. Will mans the decks as Chris has the mobile. There is lots of feedback and Chris nearly blows the speakers up. On the web cam there is a picture of the two pizza boxes. Will has eaten both of them. Geordie Kid comes in and has 2 Guess Whos. They were Jessie Wallace who plays Kat in Eastenders and Rio Ferdinand from Leeds Utd. Then he decides to do another one, which was the Pet Shop Boys.
Chris decides to do more puns and Will shouts at him. An old favourite returns which is Blobbusters but it seems that it's a Jamie Theakston piss-take again.

Which JT visited a London nightspot? Dave says Justin Timberlake
What H can you pay to have a good time? Will says Pub Landlord
What S would you pull someone off? Will says strip
Which B come before bubbles, blow up and dry? Dave says blow (silence)
Which Radio 1 DJ paid money to a prostitute to have a good time with? Chris says Lamacq

(Ive got money, what only £40, but im famous you know)

Chris says that Dave Pearce is back and that Posh Spice will be on tomorrow but doesn't like the continuity announcer on BBC1 after TOTP and the Saturday Show. He said he should put more enthusiasm into his voice instead of being drab and boring.

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