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- Fri Feb 01, 2002 6:48 pm
#241371
1. DB Boulevard - Point Of View
2. Blink 182 - What's My Age Again?
3. A1 - Caught In The Middle
4. Blu Cantrell - Hit Em Up Style (Oops)
5. Timo Maas - To Get Down
6. Alien Ant Farm - Movies
7. Britney Spears - Overprotected
8. Dilated Peoples - Worst Comes To Worst
9. Ian Van Dahl - Castles In The Sky
10. Dandy Warhols - Get Off
11. Mary J Blige feat. Common - Dance For Me
12. Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood
13. Victoria Beckham - Mind Of Its Own (Supposed to live version)
14. Usher - You Remind Me
15. Jakatta - Ever So Lonely
16. No Doubt feat. Bounty Killer - Hey Baby
17. Cooper Temple Clause - Filmmaker
18. Daniel Beddingfield - Gotta Get Thru This
19. Bubba Sparxx - Ugly
20. Goldtrix feat. Andrea Brown - Trippin' (Its Love)
21. Crazy Town - Butterfly
22. Round Sound with Onyx Stone and Mc Malibu - What are we like
23. Roger Sanchez - Another Chance
24. Pink - Get The Party Started
25. Dirt Devils - The Drill
26. Eminem - The Real Slim Shady
27. Riva feat. Dannii Minogue - Who Do You Love Now?
You're Going To A Murder Mystery Night!
New Month, Same Gags. A weak show today distinctly lacking any good banter and the reappearance of one of Dave's poor games. Will was watching Restaurants From Hell on ITV1 last night and told of one story where a pub were celebrating and someone had put caustic soda for cleaning out pipes into a lemonade bottle and a person drank it. This person had their stomach pumped and cannot eat properly now. They also showed a Pizza firm (Pizza Hut) where it showed the place they put their hot pizzas on had elements of mouse droppings. Chris watched the sopranos and some dodgy videos and Dave watched new ER and Friends on E4 as part of their Big Thursday promotion. Dave recalled an incident in ER about a fellow who had like a lamppost stuck through the middle of hi body. Dave says he hates the sight of blood even if it isn't real. Chris tells how he turns pale if he sees his own blood but can quite happily look at other people's blood. Lovely topics for anyone not feeling the best.
Chris plays 3 Will remixes, the last being from Stevotrash under the alias of Paul Daniels. The first two were of edited pieces of Chris talking, the second of these being the best for its drug references. Chris went to the foot doctor who doesn't know who he is and had to pay £100 for a consultation and an extra £45 for these slippers, which are really uncomfortable and very cheap.
A Tea Buying Table Update: -
4th Place - Will - 2 teas
3rd Place - Dave - 5 teas
2nd Place - Lizzie - 7 teas
1st Place - Chris - 10 teas
Chris is disgusted at Dave and Will that Lizzie beat them two and she gets the lowest wages so decides that they have to get her a present within half an hour. He orders Dave to £5 towards it and Will £15. Tightwad Will says he doesn't have the money on him. Chris asks him where his wallet is and Will says it's in the second drawer of his desk. Chris tells Lizzie to go up and get it. Will admits he has more than £15 in his wallet but he isn't spending it on Lizzie. LIzzie returns saying that it isn't there. Chris asks Will where it is and Will says it should be there because Fergus Dudley told him to stop putting it on the desk. Chris puts two and two together and says Fingers Fergus stole it before Lizzie got there. Chris says hes so stingy and Will begrudgingly accepts to part with his money. Another couple of remixes that were Stephen Hawking voiced and a dance remix.
Chris says during their fag break they have been reading Front magazine as they said it would put them off if it was in the studio because there's lots of naked women in it. Chris says the magazine is for everybody, everybody in the sense if you like looking at ladies and reading about Russian pig farmers who accidentally chop their legs off. He comments that in the magazine Ricky Gervais calls him a Fat Unfunny C*nt. The time is up for Dave and Will. Will had to stay in the studio because he is the producer and that if he went out, Chris will only get strippers in. Dave comes back and presents a £20 bottle of Gin to Lizzie.
SportTalk was next sponsored by Pizza Peas.
Wills Predictions
Arsenal 3 Southampton 1
Spurs 2 Derby 0
Everton 2 Ipswich 1
Chelsea 4 Leicester 1
Villa 0 Fulham 2
Man Utd 0 Sunderland 1
Leeds 2 Liverpool 2
Chris: Who will score for Leeds Will? I'll give you a clue a song by Boney M
Will: ahm, Rasputin, the Russian player, D.I.S.C.O (by Ottawan not Boney M says Dave laughing).
Another Will remix, this time of Wallace And Gromit from James Hadfield aka Glock.
Chris reminds us about a feature at the beginning of January, Bap Idol. He has been sent pictures of Nikki and thinks she is very cute and that they should send her out in a Boobmobile, AKA Ford Transit, around different landmarks in London wearing a bikini. Chris suggests they get Tommy Vance to do voiceovers for her and Dave wants to call it Totty Transit Tours. Chris has put Will and Lizzie in charge (oh dear) and wants them to report back on Tuesday with more information. They play 3 rounds of Play Your Footie Teams Right and repeat the new parody from yesterday with Jon sounding like Elmer Fudd.
Chris asks the team what they are doing tonight and Will says that he is going to a Murder Mystery Night in which he has to play the character Brian Sewer, a pastiche of the Art Critic and Wine connoisseur fop Brian Sewell. Chris says that Will is now officially now too old for the show. Will insists he isn't and that there will be young people there and he doesn't know to the end if he is the murderer or not. I wonder if Harold Shipman ever went to one.
2. Blink 182 - What's My Age Again?
3. A1 - Caught In The Middle
4. Blu Cantrell - Hit Em Up Style (Oops)
5. Timo Maas - To Get Down
6. Alien Ant Farm - Movies
7. Britney Spears - Overprotected
8. Dilated Peoples - Worst Comes To Worst
9. Ian Van Dahl - Castles In The Sky
10. Dandy Warhols - Get Off
11. Mary J Blige feat. Common - Dance For Me
12. Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood
13. Victoria Beckham - Mind Of Its Own (Supposed to live version)
14. Usher - You Remind Me
15. Jakatta - Ever So Lonely
16. No Doubt feat. Bounty Killer - Hey Baby
17. Cooper Temple Clause - Filmmaker
18. Daniel Beddingfield - Gotta Get Thru This
19. Bubba Sparxx - Ugly
20. Goldtrix feat. Andrea Brown - Trippin' (Its Love)
21. Crazy Town - Butterfly
22. Round Sound with Onyx Stone and Mc Malibu - What are we like
23. Roger Sanchez - Another Chance
24. Pink - Get The Party Started
25. Dirt Devils - The Drill
26. Eminem - The Real Slim Shady
27. Riva feat. Dannii Minogue - Who Do You Love Now?
You're Going To A Murder Mystery Night!
New Month, Same Gags. A weak show today distinctly lacking any good banter and the reappearance of one of Dave's poor games. Will was watching Restaurants From Hell on ITV1 last night and told of one story where a pub were celebrating and someone had put caustic soda for cleaning out pipes into a lemonade bottle and a person drank it. This person had their stomach pumped and cannot eat properly now. They also showed a Pizza firm (Pizza Hut) where it showed the place they put their hot pizzas on had elements of mouse droppings. Chris watched the sopranos and some dodgy videos and Dave watched new ER and Friends on E4 as part of their Big Thursday promotion. Dave recalled an incident in ER about a fellow who had like a lamppost stuck through the middle of hi body. Dave says he hates the sight of blood even if it isn't real. Chris tells how he turns pale if he sees his own blood but can quite happily look at other people's blood. Lovely topics for anyone not feeling the best.
Chris plays 3 Will remixes, the last being from Stevotrash under the alias of Paul Daniels. The first two were of edited pieces of Chris talking, the second of these being the best for its drug references. Chris went to the foot doctor who doesn't know who he is and had to pay £100 for a consultation and an extra £45 for these slippers, which are really uncomfortable and very cheap.
A Tea Buying Table Update: -
4th Place - Will - 2 teas
3rd Place - Dave - 5 teas
2nd Place - Lizzie - 7 teas
1st Place - Chris - 10 teas
Chris is disgusted at Dave and Will that Lizzie beat them two and she gets the lowest wages so decides that they have to get her a present within half an hour. He orders Dave to £5 towards it and Will £15. Tightwad Will says he doesn't have the money on him. Chris asks him where his wallet is and Will says it's in the second drawer of his desk. Chris tells Lizzie to go up and get it. Will admits he has more than £15 in his wallet but he isn't spending it on Lizzie. LIzzie returns saying that it isn't there. Chris asks Will where it is and Will says it should be there because Fergus Dudley told him to stop putting it on the desk. Chris puts two and two together and says Fingers Fergus stole it before Lizzie got there. Chris says hes so stingy and Will begrudgingly accepts to part with his money. Another couple of remixes that were Stephen Hawking voiced and a dance remix.
Chris says during their fag break they have been reading Front magazine as they said it would put them off if it was in the studio because there's lots of naked women in it. Chris says the magazine is for everybody, everybody in the sense if you like looking at ladies and reading about Russian pig farmers who accidentally chop their legs off. He comments that in the magazine Ricky Gervais calls him a Fat Unfunny C*nt. The time is up for Dave and Will. Will had to stay in the studio because he is the producer and that if he went out, Chris will only get strippers in. Dave comes back and presents a £20 bottle of Gin to Lizzie.
SportTalk was next sponsored by Pizza Peas.
Wills Predictions
Arsenal 3 Southampton 1
Spurs 2 Derby 0
Everton 2 Ipswich 1
Chelsea 4 Leicester 1
Villa 0 Fulham 2
Man Utd 0 Sunderland 1
Leeds 2 Liverpool 2
Chris: Who will score for Leeds Will? I'll give you a clue a song by Boney M
Will: ahm, Rasputin, the Russian player, D.I.S.C.O (by Ottawan not Boney M says Dave laughing).
Another Will remix, this time of Wallace And Gromit from James Hadfield aka Glock.
Chris reminds us about a feature at the beginning of January, Bap Idol. He has been sent pictures of Nikki and thinks she is very cute and that they should send her out in a Boobmobile, AKA Ford Transit, around different landmarks in London wearing a bikini. Chris suggests they get Tommy Vance to do voiceovers for her and Dave wants to call it Totty Transit Tours. Chris has put Will and Lizzie in charge (oh dear) and wants them to report back on Tuesday with more information. They play 3 rounds of Play Your Footie Teams Right and repeat the new parody from yesterday with Jon sounding like Elmer Fudd.
Chris asks the team what they are doing tonight and Will says that he is going to a Murder Mystery Night in which he has to play the character Brian Sewer, a pastiche of the Art Critic and Wine connoisseur fop Brian Sewell. Chris says that Will is now officially now too old for the show. Will insists he isn't and that there will be young people there and he doesn't know to the end if he is the murderer or not. I wonder if Harold Shipman ever went to one.
