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1. Alien Ant Farm - Movies
2. Architects feat Nena - Body Groove
3. Gorillaz - Tomorrow Comes Today (First Play On Moyles Show)
4. Roger Sanchez - Another Chance
5. Sum 41 - In Too Deep
6. Pink - Get The Party Started
7. Outsidaz feat Ra Digga & Mel Blatt - Im Leaving
8. Timo Maas - To Get Down
9. Destiny's Child - Bootylicious
10. Kylie Minogue - In Your Eyes
11. Jakatta - American Dream
12. Alicia Keys - A Woman's Worth (First Play On Moyles Show)
13. Nelly feat. City Spud - Ride Wit Me
14. PPK - Resurrection
15. No Doubt - Hey Baby
16. Elbow - Asleep In The Back
17. Daniel Beddingfield - Gotta Get Thru This
18. A - Nothing
19. City High - Caramount
20. Ja Rule feat Ashanti Douglas - Always On Time
21. Papa Roach - Last Resort
22. Westlife - World Of Our Own (First Play On Moyles Show)
23. Dr Dre & Eminem - Forgot About Dre
24. Goldtrix feat Andrea Brown - Its Love (Trippin')
25. Hives - Hate To Say I Told You So
26. Puretone - Addicted To Bass


You Know I Can Smell A Lie Like A Fart In A Crowded Lift

Gareth was supposedly ill and had taken the day off promoting, or so the news said. But Gareth soldiered on and joined the team after 4pm today. Will Remix from Rex The Runt starts the show. Chris says he has to be completely unbiased although Dave says that he is impartial although his girlfriend will vote for Will. Lizzie and Greyhead want Will to win. Dave and Chris went to coliseum in Watford last night to see Oasis. Oasis have said that they have finished their album. Chris and Dave saw a DVD in a car last night going to and from the gig. Noels other half comes up and tells him off for giving him them duelling hamsters on Christmas Eve because he still has them playing in his kitchen. They were both standing up the top bar and a fellow goes up the stairs and trips and falls over and stays still for 20 seconds then proceeds to crawl up the stairs, when at this point a security woman picks him up and asks him whether he would like some fresh air and they never seen him again after that. Support Band 4th Volume are unsigned and Chris says they should be snapped up.
Chris apologizes on behalf of Will for completely forgetting the Rangers vs Celtic match on yesterdays SportTalk. Chris has a Guess Who from the Oasis gig, which was Frank Skinner who he talked to briefly. Frank Skinner says he hates people coming up and saying to speak to their partner or mate on their mobile and as he says it, some prat asks him. Axl Rose, lead singer with Rock greats Guns 'N' Roses birthday is today and is 40. Chris pretends to sing like him. Oh and its Jimmy Tarbucks' birthday today too.
Chris watched footballers Wives today and Chris decides he wants to pretend he is a premiership player. Dave says that hes too fat to look like a footballer. Chris says that Gazza is fat but Dave says that hes not even the same shape as him. Its time to hear more of Wills music. Chris hasn't heard these yet. The first one comes from Steve King, which was a Mr Ed tribute. The last sound is supposed to be of a horse but Dave says its sound more like his old Ford Capri. The last one comes from Simon Churchill, which was an extended happy hardcore version.
Daves acting guide to Footballers Wives
Chardonnay pass, Kyle pass, Donna hot, Ian not, Salvatore not, Tania hot, Jason hot
Plays clip of footballers wives.

What are you gonna do when you get too old for running down the wing
Um films probably
But can you act
Oh yeah... I CAN ACT all right

Chris says you can hear the irony in the piece of conversation. Dave says that Chris has got very sad and should really get a girlfriend because he is being too obsessed with the show and Chris admits its becoming his highlight of the week. There is another Will remix which has clips of Will saying camp things. Gareth Gates joins the show and Chris has switched allegiances as Gareth supports Leeds. Chris mentions about the bus and says he should draw a moustache and glasses. Gareth missed the match on Sunday, as he was too busy. Gareth says that at the beginning there was a lot of travelling but since the final 10 has started they have all been in London. He says that he did go home for Christmas and New Year to his hometown of Bradford. Hes got a lot of support from his family.
Chris has a Gareth sheet full of information about him. He comes from Bradford, 17 and is currently doing his A-Levels. He took a year out for Pop Idol. He has to see what happens on Saturday and if he gets a deal before deciding. Chris says that he will be huge so he shouldn't need to go back. Chris knows that he is setting a bad example but says would you rather have thousands of pounds of a record deal or a certificate with your name on it. Chris reads that Gareth perfect partner would be Britney. He says that she's a really nice girl but wouldn't touch her because she already has a boyfriend. Chris talks about the tabloids talking of a relationship between him and fellow final 10 contestant Zoë Birkett. Gareth says that they are close friends and as they are so used to each other, it would seem weird to date but hes not bothered.
The Early Sandwich has sent in some free sarnies to promote a telly show on 9pm on BBC2. On this final week Gareth says that they will both sing 3 songs; two of these will be the single they will release on the 25th February and the other one will be the judges choice. The judges choice will be a song they have already sang but one the judges have decided they particularly excelled at. Chris said that the Abba and the Show tunes edition wear meaningless because no Pop Idol should be singing those sorts of songs.
His favourite show is SM: tv because Cat Deeley is hot. Chris asks whether his voice changes if he is nervous. Gareth says because of his stammer he has become a stronger person. Gareth says that he struggled on Saturday night to speak because his speech coach wasn't about but these last few days he has a speech coach with him to do all these interviews. Chris mentions that the ability to breathe properly is important which Gareth agrees with and says that it's a mixture of your diaphragm and your mind to make it work. If he hadn't his speech coach, he wouldn't have done interviews and chickened out. The real reason Chris says is that he has been going out to China White and getting trolleyed. Gareth talks about his love of football and that Robbie Fowler is his favourite player at the moment but gets a bit concerned when he found that he is friends with Daniel Beddingfield. The guy sitting next to Gareth is speech coach from Wigan. Chris whispers that one of the bosses at radio 1 kids vote for Gareth every week and they said they love him and Chris says if he does win that will mean all his records will be played even if they are rubbish. The first record to be released is a Westlife album track entitled Evergreen, a slushy ballad. He wishes him good luck as Gareth leaves.
Chris finally plays Rikki and Daz Rhinestone Cowboy with them singing along and laughing at some of the lyrics including:
Get Off Your Horse And Hit The Floor
SportTalk with Chris telling Will to apologize to all the Celtic and Rangers fans and to buy every Scotsman a pint whenever he next meets one. Will confirms that Will Smith will definitely ring the show on Friday. A Kevin on the phone has a Guess Who where they saw the person on a phone in Soho on Berwick Street. It was Susan Amie who plays Chardonnay in Footballers Wives. Chris mentions he found out that the woman who plays Tania Turner has just split up with her boyfriend.
Cue Our Tune Music

I could be that shoulder to cry on for Zoë, you know if maybe Zoë is listening, hi Zoë, im chris, 27, Pisces, and we should go for a drink sometime m'darling, and you can tell me your troubles and woes, im a great listener and you can trust me because im not your typical bloke (will no your a virgin), shut up what im not a virgin, starting to feel like it at the moment ill give you that but you can talk to me about your troubles and your worries and you can get away from the limelight and the paparazzi and the glitz and glamour and come round to my bedsit in Balham and well discuss your life cos I wanna know about you, the person. Im not interested in the actress or the big star role that you play, I wanna know about you, I want to delve into your mind, I want to see what makes you tick, and ill be honest (will I wanna delve into your....) do you mind, I wanna see what makes you tick and ill be honest I think you're a very pretty lady and as Steve Lamacq would say you do have lovely knockers indeed, that's all just superficial to me, its all about the heart and the heart has to give, and lemme tell you this baby, my heart has gotta a nice big thing to give you and you know what that is, its a load of love and its yours whenever you want it, if you are listening im actually got nothing to do tonight, I was gonna watch the Chelsea game (Dave or tomorrow or Friday) yeah im available 24/7 so heh baby make that call

Time for another SportTalk at 5:27pm with last nights FA Cup predictions as Will predicts Chelsea to win 3-1 against West Ham. Hibs will draw 2-2 with Ayr. Dundee entertain patrick in which Will says the entire Dundee squad will play against Patrick, a lone man. Abraham from the phones asked Will to change his Chelsea prediction because he has £10 on that scoreline. Daves does his rock 'n' roll ending to the Hives record and Chris plays Footballers Wives clip again and cues up wrong song so does the clip again.

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