The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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1. Misteeq - Be With Me
2. David Gray - Babylon
3. S Club 7 - You
4. Basement Jaxx - Where?s Your Head At?
5. Dr Dre & KnocTurn'Al - Bad Intentions
6. DB Boulevard - Point Of View
7. Puddle Of Mud - Control
8. Brandy - What About Us
9. Supermen Lovers feat Mani Hoffman - Star Light
10. The Hives - Hate To Say I Told You So
11. Pink - Get The Party Started
12. Fatboy Slim - Gangsta Trippin'
13. Round Sound feat Onyx Stone & Mc Malibu - What Are We Like?
14. Dido - Here With Me
15. Mary J Blige - Dance For Me
16. Alien Ant Farm - Movies
17. A1 - Caught In The Middle
18. Goldtrix feat Andrea Brown - Its Love (Trippin')
19. Blu Cantrell - Hit Em Up Style (Oops)
20. Staind - For You
21. No Doubt - Hey Baby
22. Darude - Sandstorm
23. The Electric Soft Parade - On The Radio
24. Usher - You Got It Bad
25. Kylie Minogue - In Your Eyes
26. Outsidaz feat Ra Digga & Mel Blatt - Im Leavin'
27. Blink 182 - All The Small Things

It can only get better folks

Chris has a problem with the sound through his headphones. Chris talks about wearing no knickers on Monday and whether Dave noticed or not. An emailer moaned about his pronunciation of Walmsey. He talks about the Big Breakfast named the worst TV show at the moment is Footballer Wives and number two is 2000 Acres Of Sky, which Chris also likes. Dave sings along to S Club 7. Valentines Day soon and Dave bought is girlfriend an everlasting rose which was made of plastic. Chris wont be doing anything this year. Chris has a new feature called Valentines Dates. This is third pulling feature of the week for Chris. Dave has a Guess Who. He saw them at a branch in Boots buying batteries and was the front man from Coldplay.
Chris moans about the minidisc not working so decides to play record and calls off Big Blubber.

Big Blubber

Dave - he didnt skive as his DIY excuse was rumbled, weigh in was dubious today and Dave says he is taller than he actually is making his weight target easier to reach.
Lizzie - extra curricular training with a male friend, slid down a Childs slide and wet her ass, ran for 25 minutes and did some crunches
Will - fitness assessment on Tuesday, can't do press-ups. He did 8 press ups in the allotted time while Dave did 40 in the same time, today he sprinted with Emma b dog and was the worse for wear afterwards
Chris - a stagnant week as he did his exercises but also a huge intake of alcohol at the weekend
FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS YEAR NOONE WINS THE LICKY LICKY BROWN NOSE TROPHY

Zoë Ball and Norman Cook are in the papers on holiday with the caption saying Were Zoë in Love and Chris comments that the paper says Norman is fat. Chris says that an anorexic looks fat beside Zoë Ball. Dave reads a heartfelt email offering Chris a date. Yes, you could see the punch line a mile off as it from a guy called Terence. Chris says he doesn?t travel through the Boulevard of Boys but prefers to drive up the Avenue of Ladies.
Dave?s girlfriend has a Guess Who, which was Seal. Chris apologizes for the show being crap. An email came in talking about This Morning came up with flop idol, hmm nicking an idea perhaps.
Spoony comes in and says he loves ER and Sopranos. They have shifted into studio 3 for better sound. Time for SportTalk at 6 minutes to 5. Will is impressed by his near correct prediction. Will thinks that Ruud Van Nistleroy plays for Chelsea. Will predicted a 2-2 draw between Hibs and Ayr and the score line was 0-1. Patrick, the one-man team, beat Dundee 2-0.
Tonight Chris decided to drink and get leathered. Chris would like to make it clear. Dave reads out an email: -

Dear Chris, I too feel for you this Valentines Day as I am also single but I would love to maybe go out with you for the evening, you can be rest assured im not male, I had my operation six months ago and im now completely female, from sandy previously Simon

Email number from STEVO dear chris I like you am a lonely single man and shall be without the company of a lovely lady this valentines day however my sadness is short-lived when I realise that 12 copies of the latest edition of razzle costs the same as a dozen roses, that's from Steve
Chris runs down his top 5 things that have peeved him off today in no order. Not arf: -

1. The desk is bust
2. The minidisc stopped working
3. The engineers are nowhere to be seen
4. LIzzie has to leave at 4:30pm to go on a health and safety course
5. Now in studio 3 with equipment older than one of Scott Mills joke book

Chris changes the backing music on the Trevor Nelson advert for Valentines Day by putting Alice Cooper, Bon Jovi and Gina G songs. Chris has some of the ones they haven?t used because they are rubbish. The first one is Austin Powers, which Chris hates. The Paul Daniels one (STEVO) and reads Stevo's email. Dave questions Stevo's sanity. You do worry about some of our listeners. The next one is unplayable. Chris replays the Mr Ed one and the hardcore version. One day next week they will put it on their website. Chris says he doesn?t know how people got it. That?s a blatant lie as he said earlier in the month you could get it here.
For the next half an hour, they try and get a mobile ring tone from Wills music. Scottie tells Chris that Dave has turned into a geek. Aaron wants to know what is on Will today which was a hoodie and one of them New York fire department tops.

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