chrismoyles.net
- Wed Mar 13, 2002 6:09 pm
#241392
SNACK OF THE DAY: 4 * sausages, a slice of bacon and baked beans with tea
Aunt Fannys Spoof Advert
1. Ja Rule - Always On Time 2. Blur - Song 2 3. Matt Darey - Beautiful
4. No Doubt - Hey Baby 5. Felon - Get Out 3:30 NEWS
6. A - Nothing 7. Kylie - In Your Eyes 8. Executioners - Going Down 9. Alicia Keys - Fallin
10. Starsailor - Poor Misguided Fool 11. Missy Elliott - 4 My People
12. Darude - Sandstorm 13. Oasis - The Hindu Times (1st Play)
14. Purefish - Addicted To Plaice 15. Natalie Imbruglia - Wrong Impression
4:30 NEWS 16. Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love 17. Jamiroquai - Love Foolosphy
18. LostProphets -The Fake Sound Of Progress(1st Play)19. Basement Jaxx - Wheres Your Head At?
20. Black Twang - Stick It (1st Play) 5NEWS 21. Lasgo - Something 22. Stereophonics - Just Looking
23. Faithless & Dido - One Step Too Far (1st Play) 24. U2 - Elevation
25. Jennifer Lopez - Aint it Funny (remix) 26. Zero 7 - Distractions (1st Play)
27. Delirium - Silence 28. Sum 41 - Motivation
Chris mentions that while he trains, he sings Song 2 whenever he has to run up a hill. Today is a sad day for Dave as Walter Smith has been sacked as manager of Everton after 3 and a half years. Everton are knocked out of both cups and are languishing near the relegation zone. Chris plays clips from the press conference earlier today and plays an Evertonian fan and tries hard not to mock him. Dave would like to see George Graham as Everton manager as he has experience in Premiership but the favourite for the job is Preston David Moyes but Dave says that he is untested in the Premiership so he would be weary. Chris mentions Bad Boys, a film that Dave has never seen and offers to give him the DVD of it to watch. Chris has nicked the XBOX from the canteen and has set it up in his house. He has developed XBOX Thumb as his finger has already got a blister on it from playing it too vigorously. This goes into the usual masturbatory phrases. Dave receives an email from Andrew Shannigan about Chris thumb sprain and says it is called Nintendinitis. Chris calls him stupid as Nintendo dont make the XBOX. All this talk would lead me to presume Chris is trying to blag a free one from all the promotion.
Chris talks to newsreader and asks to play back a clip about Hollywood making more Sequels this year than ever before. chris talks about the third year of bbc talent and thinks its ironic having Ian Wright in the advert as he has a talent, pity it isnt for presenting talent. Chris talks all about the promotionial guff. Chris also says that 10 people will train to be a cbbc presenter and at the end one will be a new CBBC presenter. Chris says that it is like a Kiddie Presenting Idol. Chris talks Dave through the various roles of a CBBC presenter as he has second hand knowledge and decides to use the birthdays segment as an example and lets Dave do it. Chris says he is a natural. Chris laments Lizzie for swearing whilst Darude was on. Piers is on the XBOX now. More Guess Whos and Lizzie has a famous couple. Lizzie saw Geoffrey Durham and Victoria Wood at a fish and chip shop where she jumped them in a queue. Adam Clayton is 42 today. Dave saw Suzi Perry, the superbike good looker from BBC1 and Dave says he also is motorbiker. Chris retorts that its a Vespa. Dave says that at least he can be stable on it as Chris fell off one going at 7mph. Chris has a Guess Who who were a famous son and mother which was Victoria Beckham and Brooklyn. Chris notices during the parody of Purefish Channel 4 racing has John McCririck with a rubber horse head behind him. Sports reporter confuses David Moyes name and says it as David Moyles.
Chris has a craving for Pizza and then KFC and then McDonalds. Dictionary corner quiz has Andi Peters on Countdown. Today is console cam instead of the usual profile cams. Chris has named Rhys and Miles as prime players. Dave and Chris mention KFC again. Chris says that his brother gave him a special £2 coin. Will goes geeky as he says he collect coins. Dave asks whether if people avoid him at dinner parties. Chris says that he should collect some porn magazines instead. Dave says that porn magazines and coins have something in common : they are good for tossing.
The tea table update has a new snag. Will has found a new website to help them called http://www.imadeitlast.com. It is like a rota thing wherin it fires an email off to person who has to buy the tea. It has already fired an email off to Will.
Since the 2nd January they have in total :
WILL - 5 TEAS
LIZZIE - 10 TEAS
DAVE - 12 TEAS (COMEDY WRITER AVAILABLE FOR YOUR AILING TV PROGRAMME)
CHRIS - 14 TEAS
Scottie Geordie Kid is now on the console cam. Someone has sent another system for tea making. It is time for SportsTalk. Will has results from last nights results. Arsenal lost their match 2-0 which Will predicted wrongly. Will calls Nantes as Nanties. Will predicts a Barca win over Liverpool. DJ Spoony from the Dreem Teem came in to console Dave for Evertons plight. Chris plays the Our Tune music and tries to cheer him up.
Aunt Fannys Spoof Advert
1. Ja Rule - Always On Time 2. Blur - Song 2 3. Matt Darey - Beautiful
4. No Doubt - Hey Baby 5. Felon - Get Out 3:30 NEWS
6. A - Nothing 7. Kylie - In Your Eyes 8. Executioners - Going Down 9. Alicia Keys - Fallin
10. Starsailor - Poor Misguided Fool 11. Missy Elliott - 4 My People
12. Darude - Sandstorm 13. Oasis - The Hindu Times (1st Play)
14. Purefish - Addicted To Plaice 15. Natalie Imbruglia - Wrong Impression
4:30 NEWS 16. Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love 17. Jamiroquai - Love Foolosphy
18. LostProphets -The Fake Sound Of Progress(1st Play)19. Basement Jaxx - Wheres Your Head At?
20. Black Twang - Stick It (1st Play) 5NEWS 21. Lasgo - Something 22. Stereophonics - Just Looking
23. Faithless & Dido - One Step Too Far (1st Play) 24. U2 - Elevation
25. Jennifer Lopez - Aint it Funny (remix) 26. Zero 7 - Distractions (1st Play)
27. Delirium - Silence 28. Sum 41 - Motivation
Chris mentions that while he trains, he sings Song 2 whenever he has to run up a hill. Today is a sad day for Dave as Walter Smith has been sacked as manager of Everton after 3 and a half years. Everton are knocked out of both cups and are languishing near the relegation zone. Chris plays clips from the press conference earlier today and plays an Evertonian fan and tries hard not to mock him. Dave would like to see George Graham as Everton manager as he has experience in Premiership but the favourite for the job is Preston David Moyes but Dave says that he is untested in the Premiership so he would be weary. Chris mentions Bad Boys, a film that Dave has never seen and offers to give him the DVD of it to watch. Chris has nicked the XBOX from the canteen and has set it up in his house. He has developed XBOX Thumb as his finger has already got a blister on it from playing it too vigorously. This goes into the usual masturbatory phrases. Dave receives an email from Andrew Shannigan about Chris thumb sprain and says it is called Nintendinitis. Chris calls him stupid as Nintendo dont make the XBOX. All this talk would lead me to presume Chris is trying to blag a free one from all the promotion.
Chris talks to newsreader and asks to play back a clip about Hollywood making more Sequels this year than ever before. chris talks about the third year of bbc talent and thinks its ironic having Ian Wright in the advert as he has a talent, pity it isnt for presenting talent. Chris talks all about the promotionial guff. Chris also says that 10 people will train to be a cbbc presenter and at the end one will be a new CBBC presenter. Chris says that it is like a Kiddie Presenting Idol. Chris talks Dave through the various roles of a CBBC presenter as he has second hand knowledge and decides to use the birthdays segment as an example and lets Dave do it. Chris says he is a natural. Chris laments Lizzie for swearing whilst Darude was on. Piers is on the XBOX now. More Guess Whos and Lizzie has a famous couple. Lizzie saw Geoffrey Durham and Victoria Wood at a fish and chip shop where she jumped them in a queue. Adam Clayton is 42 today. Dave saw Suzi Perry, the superbike good looker from BBC1 and Dave says he also is motorbiker. Chris retorts that its a Vespa. Dave says that at least he can be stable on it as Chris fell off one going at 7mph. Chris has a Guess Who who were a famous son and mother which was Victoria Beckham and Brooklyn. Chris notices during the parody of Purefish Channel 4 racing has John McCririck with a rubber horse head behind him. Sports reporter confuses David Moyes name and says it as David Moyles.
Chris has a craving for Pizza and then KFC and then McDonalds. Dictionary corner quiz has Andi Peters on Countdown. Today is console cam instead of the usual profile cams. Chris has named Rhys and Miles as prime players. Dave and Chris mention KFC again. Chris says that his brother gave him a special £2 coin. Will goes geeky as he says he collect coins. Dave asks whether if people avoid him at dinner parties. Chris says that he should collect some porn magazines instead. Dave says that porn magazines and coins have something in common : they are good for tossing.
The tea table update has a new snag. Will has found a new website to help them called http://www.imadeitlast.com. It is like a rota thing wherin it fires an email off to person who has to buy the tea. It has already fired an email off to Will.
Since the 2nd January they have in total :
WILL - 5 TEAS
LIZZIE - 10 TEAS
DAVE - 12 TEAS (COMEDY WRITER AVAILABLE FOR YOUR AILING TV PROGRAMME)
CHRIS - 14 TEAS
Scottie Geordie Kid is now on the console cam. Someone has sent another system for tea making. It is time for SportsTalk. Will has results from last nights results. Arsenal lost their match 2-0 which Will predicted wrongly. Will calls Nantes as Nanties. Will predicts a Barca win over Liverpool. DJ Spoony from the Dreem Teem came in to console Dave for Evertons plight. Chris plays the Our Tune music and tries to cheer him up.
