chrismoyles.net
- Mon Mar 25, 2002 6:12 pm
#241400
Plays Halle Berry panting and crying
1. Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love
2. Destinys Child - Survivor
Everton won another game. This is down to Daves lucky socks. Leeds and Liverpool also won and Will doesnt know if Woking won. They did by the way as I pointed out in Saturday nights Woking Update. Chris plays Halle Berry (Best Actress) clip again and especially the start when she is panting and says so much bigger and talks about how the Americans differ in their speeches to British. He then plays Jim Broadbent (Best Supporting Actor) saying stone the crows.
3. Outkast - The Whole World
Chris and his brother went to visit a friend moving in. He had a CD of Jazz music playing in the background. The bedroom and kitchen were immaculate. Chris, on the other hand, couldnt see his floor as it was filled with clothes. He did 2 loads of washing, cleaned the floors, cleaned the bath and wash hand basin and did the kitchen. He decided to have a steak and chips in the pub. He did a TV show on Friday called Stupid Punts with Patrick Kielty. Others there was Nick Knowles from DIY SOS, Narinder from Big Brother, Sue Perkins from Mel and Sue and Ex Brookside star Clare Sweeney.
4. Linkin Park - In The End
Chris dedicates the show to Irish Luvlee Charlie in the Daily Star who is holding a basket of eggs which makes Dave snigger. Chris says that he wouldnt mind her as a girlfriend but she would need to put more clothes on first.
5. Natalie Imbruglia - Wrong Impression
3:30 news with Andrew Fletcher. Chris asks if he has been bumped off Saras show.
6. Lasgo - Something
7. Usher - UTurn
Chris had a Guess Who but didnt do it as it was so out of target audience. It was Lynda Bellingham from the OXO adverts. Dave has a Guess Who which was the drummer of Supergrass Danny Goffey.
8. The Doves - There Goes The Fear
Lizzie had a Guess Who which was Les Ferdinand who plays striker for Tottenham Hotspur.
9. Basement Jaxx - Wheres Your Head At?
10. Ali G feat Shaggy - Me Julie (lets nick some money from the petty cash to see it for free Will)
11. Travis - Flowers In The Window
12. Darude - Sandstorm
Daves girlfriend has a Guess Who which was Simon Le Bon and Yasmin Le Bon. Chris says he would love to date a model just for a week or two. He takes Jordan (Katie Price) as an example and calls her a gssg which means great shag shit girlfriend.
13. N Sync & Nelly - Girlfriend
Dr Fox is changing his name to Neil Fox as he constantly gets ribbed on Pop Idol. He wants to Fox-hunt him. They make fun out of Capital Radio. They need an idea to take the piss out of them. Chris starts being nice and rude about Dr Fox. Instead of dropping his name, Chris says he should drop his fake radio voice and also while he is at it drop a few pounds off his fat ass. He would talk behind Chris back while he was there and called Chris Desperate Dan. Chris wants revenge. On email someone offers 15 horses and a few rottweilers. Another email says a cheaper way would be to get coconut and cut them in half and run after him clapping together to make it sound like horses.
14. some misteeq soundalikes that arent ladies first
15. Hoobastank -
4:30 news
16. Shy FX - Shake Your Body
17. Nickelback - How You Remind Me
Looks like this will be the last week of Wills music and todays was a chart mix and Nickelback remix courtesy of Andy L who sent it in on minidisc.
18. Faithless & Dido - One Step Too Far
Chris and the team are going on a ROADTRIP in the last week of april (29th-3d May) for 5 special shows. They will be in Vegas and Los Angeles. They will have a competition in a fortnight for one listener to go with them. Early Moyles show favourite Jude is coming along as chaperone. At the moment they are struggling for a venue in Las Vegas. The person though will have to perform tasks for them. After a while the competition doesnt sound too good.
19. Alicia Keys - Fallin'
5 NEWS
20. Ja Rule feat Ashanti - Always On Time
21. Stereophonics - Local Boy In The Photograph
They want to ring up Dr Fox and say Doctor Doctor Jokes but it never materilizes
22. Black Twang -
Wills Remix with Jon Culshaw as Steve Lamacq
23. Ian Van Dahl - Castles In The Sky (SportsTalk-a feature that wont be written about again)
24. Jennifer Lopez - Aint it Funny (remix)
25. Moby - We Are All Made Of Stars
26. Wyclef Jean - Perfect Gentlemen
Chris talks about school toilet paper and says they it was tracing paper under a different name. Chris says that its slightly better than the BBC toilet roll which at a slightest touch disentegrates in your hands. Chris says he will buy some Andrex and put them in every toilet tomorrow. Chris asks Lizzie how her weekend was. Lizzie said it was OK and she went to a gig. The full story that Moyles wanted was that Lizzie went to a punk rock gig at the West End Centre in Aldershot on Saturday and someone has sent an email of a picture of Lizzie snogging a punk rock poet called Spoon
27. Ladies First - I Cant Wait
Trevor Nelson is in for Dave Pearce and So Solid Member goes to Jail, another 34 to go.
1. Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love
2. Destinys Child - Survivor
Everton won another game. This is down to Daves lucky socks. Leeds and Liverpool also won and Will doesnt know if Woking won. They did by the way as I pointed out in Saturday nights Woking Update. Chris plays Halle Berry (Best Actress) clip again and especially the start when she is panting and says so much bigger and talks about how the Americans differ in their speeches to British. He then plays Jim Broadbent (Best Supporting Actor) saying stone the crows.
3. Outkast - The Whole World
Chris and his brother went to visit a friend moving in. He had a CD of Jazz music playing in the background. The bedroom and kitchen were immaculate. Chris, on the other hand, couldnt see his floor as it was filled with clothes. He did 2 loads of washing, cleaned the floors, cleaned the bath and wash hand basin and did the kitchen. He decided to have a steak and chips in the pub. He did a TV show on Friday called Stupid Punts with Patrick Kielty. Others there was Nick Knowles from DIY SOS, Narinder from Big Brother, Sue Perkins from Mel and Sue and Ex Brookside star Clare Sweeney.
4. Linkin Park - In The End
Chris dedicates the show to Irish Luvlee Charlie in the Daily Star who is holding a basket of eggs which makes Dave snigger. Chris says that he wouldnt mind her as a girlfriend but she would need to put more clothes on first.
5. Natalie Imbruglia - Wrong Impression
3:30 news with Andrew Fletcher. Chris asks if he has been bumped off Saras show.
6. Lasgo - Something
7. Usher - UTurn
Chris had a Guess Who but didnt do it as it was so out of target audience. It was Lynda Bellingham from the OXO adverts. Dave has a Guess Who which was the drummer of Supergrass Danny Goffey.
8. The Doves - There Goes The Fear
Lizzie had a Guess Who which was Les Ferdinand who plays striker for Tottenham Hotspur.
9. Basement Jaxx - Wheres Your Head At?
10. Ali G feat Shaggy - Me Julie (lets nick some money from the petty cash to see it for free Will)
11. Travis - Flowers In The Window
12. Darude - Sandstorm
Daves girlfriend has a Guess Who which was Simon Le Bon and Yasmin Le Bon. Chris says he would love to date a model just for a week or two. He takes Jordan (Katie Price) as an example and calls her a gssg which means great shag shit girlfriend.
13. N Sync & Nelly - Girlfriend
Dr Fox is changing his name to Neil Fox as he constantly gets ribbed on Pop Idol. He wants to Fox-hunt him. They make fun out of Capital Radio. They need an idea to take the piss out of them. Chris starts being nice and rude about Dr Fox. Instead of dropping his name, Chris says he should drop his fake radio voice and also while he is at it drop a few pounds off his fat ass. He would talk behind Chris back while he was there and called Chris Desperate Dan. Chris wants revenge. On email someone offers 15 horses and a few rottweilers. Another email says a cheaper way would be to get coconut and cut them in half and run after him clapping together to make it sound like horses.
14. some misteeq soundalikes that arent ladies first
15. Hoobastank -
4:30 news
16. Shy FX - Shake Your Body
17. Nickelback - How You Remind Me
Looks like this will be the last week of Wills music and todays was a chart mix and Nickelback remix courtesy of Andy L who sent it in on minidisc.
18. Faithless & Dido - One Step Too Far
Chris and the team are going on a ROADTRIP in the last week of april (29th-3d May) for 5 special shows. They will be in Vegas and Los Angeles. They will have a competition in a fortnight for one listener to go with them. Early Moyles show favourite Jude is coming along as chaperone. At the moment they are struggling for a venue in Las Vegas. The person though will have to perform tasks for them. After a while the competition doesnt sound too good.
19. Alicia Keys - Fallin'
5 NEWS
20. Ja Rule feat Ashanti - Always On Time
21. Stereophonics - Local Boy In The Photograph
They want to ring up Dr Fox and say Doctor Doctor Jokes but it never materilizes
22. Black Twang -
Wills Remix with Jon Culshaw as Steve Lamacq
23. Ian Van Dahl - Castles In The Sky (SportsTalk-a feature that wont be written about again)
24. Jennifer Lopez - Aint it Funny (remix)
25. Moby - We Are All Made Of Stars
26. Wyclef Jean - Perfect Gentlemen
Chris talks about school toilet paper and says they it was tracing paper under a different name. Chris says that its slightly better than the BBC toilet roll which at a slightest touch disentegrates in your hands. Chris says he will buy some Andrex and put them in every toilet tomorrow. Chris asks Lizzie how her weekend was. Lizzie said it was OK and she went to a gig. The full story that Moyles wanted was that Lizzie went to a punk rock gig at the West End Centre in Aldershot on Saturday and someone has sent an email of a picture of Lizzie snogging a punk rock poet called Spoon
27. Ladies First - I Cant Wait
Trevor Nelson is in for Dave Pearce and So Solid Member goes to Jail, another 34 to go.
