The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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1. Jennifer Lopez - Aint It Funny 2. Faithless - We Come 1 3. Hives - Main Offender 4. Blue - Fly By II 5. Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love 6. Shy FX - Shake Your Body 7. Haven - Till The End 8. A - Starbucks 9. DB Boulevard - Point Of View 10. Alicia Keys - Womans Worth 11. Stereophonics - Vegas 2 Times 12. Fatboy Slim - Praise You 13. Ronan Keating - If Tommorrow Never Comes 14. Daniel Beddingfield - Gotta Get Thru This 15. Tiga Zyntherous - Sunglasses at Night 16. Missy Elliott - 4 My People 17. Nickelback - How Your Remind Me 18. Pechey - You Got Me Burning 19. Riva - Who Do You Love Now? 20. Tweet - Oops Oh My 21. Matt Darey - Beautiful 22. D12 - Purple Hills 23. Four Strings - Take Me Away 24. Kosheen - Find You 25. Usher - UTurn 26. Kylie Minogue - Cant Get Monday Out Of My Blue Head 27. Sisqo - Thong Song 28. Shakedown - At Night

Chris went to see Oasis last night at the recording of Top Of The Pops. He ended up in the Star Bar. David Byrne stood right next to him. Maxi Jazz walked past him. Chris saw Ladies First on stage and met the Stereophonics. Stuart from the band gave him something. He will reveal later. He was in Oasis dressing room and Liam chatted to him. Liam was excited to see Culshaw and said Your the fella who does Dale Winton arent ya. The night takes a surreal twist as Kate Thornton and James Nesbitt enter the room. They were also joined by Showbiz voice over guy Mitch. They surprise Kinder again. Will has checked out of the hotel the receptionist tells Chris. They ring another number on the itinery sheet. He has moved to Las Vegas instead of LA. He has been to a casino until 4am. It is much hotter in Vegas. He hasnt seen Vegas in daylight yet. On Monday he will arrive back in the UK. He has the best ever surprise for Dave when he comes to America. Chris rips the piss out of Newsbeat for using Uri Geller in the Beckham feature. Chris plays the clip again and inserts the words nipples, testicles and bottom. This clip is repeated all the way through the show.
Rachel and Lizzies idea. The title is called Chris' Clinic. They want listeners to ring up with an ailment and Chris will heal them with his healing hands. Dave and Chris dont like the idea much. Chris decides to let the listeners decide if they want to do the feature. The listeners are split but the play it edges it. Chris still refuses. Jeremy Beadle birthday is today. Chris has the skin from Stuart of the Stereophonics drums and hes giving it away. Lizzie compiled a quiz called Bangers and Mash. The reason why its called that is that you BANG a drum. Ingenious eh! What you have to do is say whether what she is saying is a banger or mash, eg cumberland - banger, king edward - mash.
Line 1 is Paul from Wales who has seen the Phonics twice and Line 2 is Caroline, a waitress from South Shiels whose favourite track is Local Boy In The Photograph. Pauls - chipolata, king edward, lincolnshire, sausage roll, potato salad, boiled, sausage flan, beef, pig and spud. Chris says this is a stupid stupid game. Caroline - potato, jacket, scotch egg, morris piper, boiled, pork, cumberland, on a stick, sauteed and wedges. Both got 10 out of 10. The quick tiebreaker that Lizzie asked was fundamentally flawed as she said What is the nickname for Stuart the Drummer. Lizzie took the answer as Animal but the only person that calls him it is Chris so its not technically a nickname because the rest of the band dont call him that. Dave tries to rescue the quiz with another tie breaker - In the video for Just Looking, what kind of car were they driving?. None of them knew. It was a Jaguar. Dave does another - TRUE OR FALSE - The inspiration for a thousand trees was a box of matches? It was True. Rachel says the question was flawed too because Dave said that False was incorrect, that meant it had to be true (which was wrong as he didnt say it was wrong). Paul hangs up so Caroline wins. Dave wants to do a feature called Lesbians In Beers Gardens and Snake Or Cake.
Chris and Dave talk about the competition which starts on Monday for registering and next Monday when the real comp begins. You can register either by going to Radio 1 ONLINE or by ringing up 08700 100 100 but do this only from MONDAY. Tong is in early for an interview so Chris has written a message on a piece of paper to put him off. Disco Dick is on tonight, that being Producer Richard who takes to the decks nearby the BBC building in the tinyest wine bar know to man. Chris plays 70's disco tracks. Dave is going for the first time. The whole BBC crew pack the place out. This is Dicks last night. Dave will reveal all on Mondays show.

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