chrismoyles.net
- Mon Apr 15, 2002 8:45 pm
#241416
Still no Will but there is no Hannah either today so Lizzie steps up to produce the show with Jess doing her role of operating the phones and making the tea. Lizzie is excited though a bit put out when Chris reminds she isnt being paid any extra. She complains that she has a lot of phlegm in her mouth today and Chris says it makes her sound sexier. Chris went to the Leeds match at the weekend and has the match ball. Dave seems jealous and asks how he got it because they only usually give it to players who get hatricks. Chris reminds Dave that the score was only 1-0 and because of his reputation of being a big Leeds supporter, he got the ball. He had a picture of him with the ball alongside Aston Villa striker Peter Crouch who he describes as nearly 7ft.
He was rooting for Arsenal and Chelsea in the FA Cup yesterday because if they win the cup it helps Leeds gain an automatic place in one of the European Cups, be it the UEFA or Champions League. Chris had a lot to drink on Sunday and Dave comments that Gym Lady Jane said he was still half drunk this morning. This week is the registration week for Vegas or Bust. Get dialling and going online people. Chris plays a game called The Mark Viduka Ugh Game, premise being the team had to guess how many times the Leeds striker said Ugh during his interview with 5 Live based on a 21 second piece he had recorded. He gave them three options of 3, 6 or 9. Lizzie was correct with 6 Ughs in 21 seconds. For some reason I switched over to Steve Wright and he had a caller on his quiz saying his tenuous claim to fame is knowing Chris Moyles cousin. I only caught the fellas first name, it being Nick. Blown Out update and there a few amendments since last weeks debacle. The version played last week was the Almighty Remix and the original is being released with that as a B-side. Big Jim is in Ibiza and has left the band. BMG had intended to put Big Jim in the video but when they saw him they changed their minds. It might have had something to do with the 4 letter word beginning with F tattooed on his forehead. New member Gay Steve isnt actually gay but is named that because he is very unlucky with the ladies. Chris plays Rhinestone Cowboy again.
Dave trawled the Internet and came across a passage that he wanted Lizzie to read out in her sexy voice. The page being The History of the Trombone. There was a lot of fortunate innuendo including the first line The Trombone is a large member.... Chris rang Will. Will has some bad news about their trip to America. He tells Chris that you arent allowed to smoke anywhere in Los Angeles. It is federal law that you are not allowed to smoke in any building. The next bit of bad news is that a beer there is 6 dollars 50. The more alarming news to Chris though is that the radio studio isnt designed to be a ... you guessed it a radio studio. The problem was that there is no such thing as radio studios to rent.
Chris reads from todays papers about Michael Greco and his troubled lovelife. Greco claims he never went out with Jordan. He called Linzie Dawn Macenzie as a witch and Lisa Faulkner as an angel. Greco has supposedly slammed his bbc bosses and been told he will never work for them again. Tabloid rubbish as usual. Greco contradicts himself by saying firstly that if he sees a beautiful woman, he cant control his urge but then later he says that he is I quote not shallow to go for looks above personality. Chris comments that it should be changed to not shallow to go for looks above huge breasts.
Long time no speak from American Joe. Joe the High Flying Record Exec... or so he was. Yes Joe has joined the Chris Moyles demograph by being Unemployed. Last Friday Joe was made redundant by EMI. 20% of the workforce was let go and unfortuately for him, he was one of them. He had worked for EMI for 3 years. Chris opens the International Job Club and its to Find Joe a Job. This makes Chris and Dave to ring round record companies to see if they have any jobs going for a high flying jobless American. Chris says he will change his age from 34 to 29 and say thats he a homosexual because that would help him get a job in record companies. He rings Pete Black at Warners first and no answer. He rings Sony next and gets no answer. He then gets Dave to ring Tony Byrne who they say works for Single Minded. It goes to Tonys Answerphone message. They lastly ring Jasper from East/West who they say is an alcoholic. Jasper is there and says Im in the pub. GO AWAY. They decide to ring him again but hes put it on to answerphone. Chris asks if Joe has done anything bad to EMI because hes says that the only possible reason why they wont answer the phone. They will ring him tommorrow.
He was rooting for Arsenal and Chelsea in the FA Cup yesterday because if they win the cup it helps Leeds gain an automatic place in one of the European Cups, be it the UEFA or Champions League. Chris had a lot to drink on Sunday and Dave comments that Gym Lady Jane said he was still half drunk this morning. This week is the registration week for Vegas or Bust. Get dialling and going online people. Chris plays a game called The Mark Viduka Ugh Game, premise being the team had to guess how many times the Leeds striker said Ugh during his interview with 5 Live based on a 21 second piece he had recorded. He gave them three options of 3, 6 or 9. Lizzie was correct with 6 Ughs in 21 seconds. For some reason I switched over to Steve Wright and he had a caller on his quiz saying his tenuous claim to fame is knowing Chris Moyles cousin. I only caught the fellas first name, it being Nick. Blown Out update and there a few amendments since last weeks debacle. The version played last week was the Almighty Remix and the original is being released with that as a B-side. Big Jim is in Ibiza and has left the band. BMG had intended to put Big Jim in the video but when they saw him they changed their minds. It might have had something to do with the 4 letter word beginning with F tattooed on his forehead. New member Gay Steve isnt actually gay but is named that because he is very unlucky with the ladies. Chris plays Rhinestone Cowboy again.
Dave trawled the Internet and came across a passage that he wanted Lizzie to read out in her sexy voice. The page being The History of the Trombone. There was a lot of fortunate innuendo including the first line The Trombone is a large member.... Chris rang Will. Will has some bad news about their trip to America. He tells Chris that you arent allowed to smoke anywhere in Los Angeles. It is federal law that you are not allowed to smoke in any building. The next bit of bad news is that a beer there is 6 dollars 50. The more alarming news to Chris though is that the radio studio isnt designed to be a ... you guessed it a radio studio. The problem was that there is no such thing as radio studios to rent.
Chris reads from todays papers about Michael Greco and his troubled lovelife. Greco claims he never went out with Jordan. He called Linzie Dawn Macenzie as a witch and Lisa Faulkner as an angel. Greco has supposedly slammed his bbc bosses and been told he will never work for them again. Tabloid rubbish as usual. Greco contradicts himself by saying firstly that if he sees a beautiful woman, he cant control his urge but then later he says that he is I quote not shallow to go for looks above personality. Chris comments that it should be changed to not shallow to go for looks above huge breasts.
Long time no speak from American Joe. Joe the High Flying Record Exec... or so he was. Yes Joe has joined the Chris Moyles demograph by being Unemployed. Last Friday Joe was made redundant by EMI. 20% of the workforce was let go and unfortuately for him, he was one of them. He had worked for EMI for 3 years. Chris opens the International Job Club and its to Find Joe a Job. This makes Chris and Dave to ring round record companies to see if they have any jobs going for a high flying jobless American. Chris says he will change his age from 34 to 29 and say thats he a homosexual because that would help him get a job in record companies. He rings Pete Black at Warners first and no answer. He rings Sony next and gets no answer. He then gets Dave to ring Tony Byrne who they say works for Single Minded. It goes to Tonys Answerphone message. They lastly ring Jasper from East/West who they say is an alcoholic. Jasper is there and says Im in the pub. GO AWAY. They decide to ring him again but hes put it on to answerphone. Chris asks if Joe has done anything bad to EMI because hes says that the only possible reason why they wont answer the phone. They will ring him tommorrow.
