chrismoyles.net
- Fri May 17, 2002 5:33 pm
#241440
1. Shakedown - At Night 2. Blur - Song 2 3. Enrique Iglesias - Escape (skips then plays it again) 4. Nickelback - How You Remind Me 5. Rhiana - Oh Baby 6 Liberty X - Just A Little 7. No Doubt - Hella Good 8. Moony - Dove 9. Usher - U Remind Me 10. Fat Joe - Whats Love 11. Daft Punk - One More Time 12. Will Young - Light My Fire 13. Puddle Of Mudd - Blurry 14. KMC - Feel So Fine 15. A - Starbucks 16. Kylie - Love At First Sight 17. Phallacy Infusion 18. Misteeq - All I Want 19. Nigel & Marvin - Follow Da Leader 20. Pink - Dont Let Me Get Me 21. Safri Duo - Played Alive 22. she loves me not 23. J Lo - Play 24. Eminem - Without Me 25. Supermen Lovers - Starlight 26. Xpress 2 & David Byrne - Lazy
no dave or lizzie on Todays show so its just Chris and Greyhead. Kate, 24, from darlington is in Lizzies place. Kate usually works for Dave Pearce. Chris suggests a consumer test for ice creams. Chris still hasnt drunk alcohol since Sunday, trying to last a week. He says he is more irritable without booze.
Chris talks about hiring a gardener. He has quite a big garden but calls it a disgrace, its like a jungle of weeds. The problem is that he bought the flat with his ex. The garden was Ana's pride and joy. He bought her a garden vac and a cordless power drill at Christmas 2000. Our tune music is played and confesses he is too busy fighting with booze to care about it.
Emma B asked him to go to an Enrique Iglesias concert. You can guess what his answer was. He talks with Dominic Byrne after the news about the Queen getting everything in her mothers will. She wont have to pay any tax on the houses in a deal with the government. Chris thinks this is outrageous and she should give the money that she should have paid for tax instead to charity. Chris also plays the classic fluff ups from Byrne. 1 complaint about the sunshine shielas faeture yesterday. Email from Ben in directory enquiries who had to give a woman the Radio 1 phone number because she was wanting to complain about the sexist attitude from Chris. Another mail this time from matt. He talks about freezing shielas now the sun is down and that their bits will be poking since its cooler. Lisa from Bristol is a freezing shiela. Her birthday was earlier in the week and she was 36. The husband bought her the Harry Potter video. Her 4 year old daughter wears lip gloss and Chris says that shes an unfit mother for letting her do that. He didnt realise he was still on the air. Will says its roleplaying for the kid. Chris says that parents who have kids under 5 with pierced ears are banned from listening to the show. The Osbournes have been postponed due to contractual disputes. A funny thick caller tries to defend ear piercing and fails miserably. The caller then says the reason that Chris says this is that he hasnt kids and he cant even get a woman to shag him.
Great news for me is that Lisa Faulkner is on Mondays show and for Eddie, Will Young is in Wednesday (only a joke). Emails are read firstly from James who wantsto chance his arm and pleads for a free cd of Badly Drawn Boy. Chris commends his gall and will send him it. Steve emails about how JJ Lightfoot, his boss, has confiscated the radio when Moyles comes on and now instead has to put up with Radio York. Peter Marshall says Chris should change his name to 20p to get more points in the Sun Fame Game. Jo from Doncaster rings in to say she will have kids with him. She takes her clothes off in Peppermint Rhino. Her stage name is Raven. Chris gets nervous and cuts her off. Will says its Bonnie all over again. Dr Fox is on Have I Got News For You tonight. Will says there is a trend to put a weak person in the show to take the piss out of them. There follows a phone call from Essex girls with annoying laughs on a hen weekend wanting Liberty X. As if the rotation system of Radio 1 is bad enough, they want a song that Chris played only half an hour earlier. Chris wants to play a game called Play Your Sexy Celebs Right. Will has to choose whether the next card has a sexier person on it or not. Its all a set up as Chris just makes the name up to make sure there is some sort of joke at the end. It was very hard to spot if there was actually one as it very poor. But as Chris would say, it filled a link.
1st Card - Michaela Strachan
2nd Card - Dannii Minogue
3rd Card - Rachel S Club
4th Card - Gwen Stefani (X)
1st Card - Johnny Depp
2nd Card - George Clooney
3rd Card - Brad Pitt
4th Card - Oh Its Dave Pearce
Will has a quiz called Write Your Own Hot Weather Yesterday. Chris says that it makes the On Demand sound good. Chris doesnt understand the point. Chris does the Piow Piow again to Will. Tong shouts in the background whats on his show. He has songs from that Bushwacker one and The Streets. Tong admits liking the streets because hes funny. Chris says its a shame he cant rap or ryhme. Tongie issues a challenge to Moyles to come up with a Streets parody in two weeks. Chris said he could do one in 5 minutes.
no dave or lizzie on Todays show so its just Chris and Greyhead. Kate, 24, from darlington is in Lizzies place. Kate usually works for Dave Pearce. Chris suggests a consumer test for ice creams. Chris still hasnt drunk alcohol since Sunday, trying to last a week. He says he is more irritable without booze.
Chris talks about hiring a gardener. He has quite a big garden but calls it a disgrace, its like a jungle of weeds. The problem is that he bought the flat with his ex. The garden was Ana's pride and joy. He bought her a garden vac and a cordless power drill at Christmas 2000. Our tune music is played and confesses he is too busy fighting with booze to care about it.
Emma B asked him to go to an Enrique Iglesias concert. You can guess what his answer was. He talks with Dominic Byrne after the news about the Queen getting everything in her mothers will. She wont have to pay any tax on the houses in a deal with the government. Chris thinks this is outrageous and she should give the money that she should have paid for tax instead to charity. Chris also plays the classic fluff ups from Byrne. 1 complaint about the sunshine shielas faeture yesterday. Email from Ben in directory enquiries who had to give a woman the Radio 1 phone number because she was wanting to complain about the sexist attitude from Chris. Another mail this time from matt. He talks about freezing shielas now the sun is down and that their bits will be poking since its cooler. Lisa from Bristol is a freezing shiela. Her birthday was earlier in the week and she was 36. The husband bought her the Harry Potter video. Her 4 year old daughter wears lip gloss and Chris says that shes an unfit mother for letting her do that. He didnt realise he was still on the air. Will says its roleplaying for the kid. Chris says that parents who have kids under 5 with pierced ears are banned from listening to the show. The Osbournes have been postponed due to contractual disputes. A funny thick caller tries to defend ear piercing and fails miserably. The caller then says the reason that Chris says this is that he hasnt kids and he cant even get a woman to shag him.
Great news for me is that Lisa Faulkner is on Mondays show and for Eddie, Will Young is in Wednesday (only a joke). Emails are read firstly from James who wantsto chance his arm and pleads for a free cd of Badly Drawn Boy. Chris commends his gall and will send him it. Steve emails about how JJ Lightfoot, his boss, has confiscated the radio when Moyles comes on and now instead has to put up with Radio York. Peter Marshall says Chris should change his name to 20p to get more points in the Sun Fame Game. Jo from Doncaster rings in to say she will have kids with him. She takes her clothes off in Peppermint Rhino. Her stage name is Raven. Chris gets nervous and cuts her off. Will says its Bonnie all over again. Dr Fox is on Have I Got News For You tonight. Will says there is a trend to put a weak person in the show to take the piss out of them. There follows a phone call from Essex girls with annoying laughs on a hen weekend wanting Liberty X. As if the rotation system of Radio 1 is bad enough, they want a song that Chris played only half an hour earlier. Chris wants to play a game called Play Your Sexy Celebs Right. Will has to choose whether the next card has a sexier person on it or not. Its all a set up as Chris just makes the name up to make sure there is some sort of joke at the end. It was very hard to spot if there was actually one as it very poor. But as Chris would say, it filled a link.
1st Card - Michaela Strachan
2nd Card - Dannii Minogue
3rd Card - Rachel S Club
4th Card - Gwen Stefani (X)
1st Card - Johnny Depp
2nd Card - George Clooney
3rd Card - Brad Pitt
4th Card - Oh Its Dave Pearce
Will has a quiz called Write Your Own Hot Weather Yesterday. Chris says that it makes the On Demand sound good. Chris doesnt understand the point. Chris does the Piow Piow again to Will. Tong shouts in the background whats on his show. He has songs from that Bushwacker one and The Streets. Tong admits liking the streets because hes funny. Chris says its a shame he cant rap or ryhme. Tongie issues a challenge to Moyles to come up with a Streets parody in two weeks. Chris said he could do one in 5 minutes.
