The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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1. Fat Joe - Whats Love 2. Robbie Williams - Rock DJ 3. Oakenfold - Southern Sky 4. Travis - Sing 5. love will find a way 6. Holly Valance - Kiss Kiss 7. Hoobastank - Crawling In The Dark 8. Puddle Of Mudd - Blurry (live Lounge Jo Whiley Today) 9. Ian Van Dahl - Castles In The Sky 10. A - Starbucks 11. Moby - Porcelain 12. Sophie Ellis Bextor - Get Over You 13. X-Press 2 - Lazy 14. Kylie - Love At First Sight 15. Pink - Dont Let Me Get Me 16. Nickelback - How You Remind Me 17. Phallacy Infusion - Groundbreaker 18. Misteeq - One Night Stand 19. Enrique Iglesias - Escape 20. Moony - Dove 21. David Gray - Babylon 22. Peaches - Set It Off 23. Papa Roach - She Love Me Not 24. Sugababes - Freak Like Me

Chris notices a soup diet in the paper, the more you eat, the more you lose. They claim you can lose a stone in a week. Its been nearly a year since his detox. Chris wants to do another 3 day detox but only if Will does it with him. Will says he would find it hard to give up smoking for the 3 days and Chris says he started smoking at 21 and tells the kids to not start. There are still no entries yet for the i dont drink, chris moyles rocks game. Will Young was meant to leave at 5 yesterday but left 30 minutes late. Helen Woods, Nicky from Nottingham, Justine and Maggie said thanks and praised Chris for his handling. Then he got one from Mrs Kim Murray, not a teenage fan. oh great chubby one the letter started off. It was a complaint about Chris talking about how he was gay and basically slagging him off. Chris told her to shove her opinions up her ass and told her to Grow up you pathetic woman.
Simon on the text says that Lee Bowyer is driving towards Liverpool. The team have been sent another World Cup song this time by page 3 models along with a catalogue or brochure with their portfolios. Will said that the song was terrible but the video was hilarious as they hired the worst David Beckham and Erikkson lookalikes ever.
Phil Gould has annoyed Chris about a band called Ciao all week. Chris tells him that they are minging and he should go and annoy Dr Fox instead.
Will says that he should do a blind date for Chris and get all the people who want to go out with Chris in a hall and Chris at the front looking out can pick one. Pete Parsons wants to know where the trainees have gone. Chris says they are all dead and it was Scott Mills fault because one of them made his coffee too rich. Chris says hello to Nula at Sony without giving anything away.
Chris picks his 5 models that he would like to date. Nicola, Sarah Jane, Nikki, Macenzie and Megan. They are met with indifference by Will and Lizzie so he told them to pick their favourite 5. Will picks brook who looks like Daves sister, Morgan but Chris says shes a bit angelic looking. Nikki and the best one is Nicola. They are both tied so Aled has the deciding vote. Aled says Nikki looks too harsh and picks Nicola. Gary Owen wants to know who Chesney Hawkes famous dad is. Chris couldnt give a monkeys. It was Chip Hawkes and he was in the Tremeloes. Shane Adams is through to the white pants man final in the Sun newspaper. His mum put him up for it without him knowing and hes very embarrassed. The only good thing is that if he wins, he gets a free car. They decide to ring the number and vote for him but the line cuts of on them. Chris says the Peaches song sounds like Reasons to be Cheerful by Ian Dury and The Blockheads.

time for big blubber

chris - lost another 2 pounds, tuesday was hindered by paparazzi, today a no show
lizzie - started doing yoga from last friday
will - great hill run on tuesday, didnt like the pink dumbbells because they were people about with cameras
WILL KINDER WINS THE LICKY LICKY BROWN NOSE TROPHY
There is a new member of the Big Blubber Team next week. Details are unknown of who it is. Will Young RINGS IN LIVE from the Ivor Novello awards and defends Chris after the bad letter Chris recieved. He is currently going for an interview for the V Graham Norton show ready for transmission tomorrow.

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