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- Tue May 28, 2002 5:31 pm
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1. Fat Joe - Whats Love 2. Travis - Turn 3. Oakenfold - Southern Sky 4. Tweet - Oops 5. Jimmy Eat World - Sweetness NEWS 6. No Doubt - Hella Good 7. Ian Van Dahl - Reason 8. Beyonce Knowles - Work It Out 9. Bubba Sparxxx - Ugly 10. Starchaser - Love Will Set You Free 11. Pink - Dont Let Me Get Me 12. U2 - Beautiful Day 13. NFactor 14. Shakedown - At Night 15. Oasis - Stop Crying Your Heart Out NEWS 16. Liberty X - Just A Little 17. Puddle Of Mudd - Blurry 18. Ant & Dec - Were On The Ball 19. X-Press 2 - Lazy NEWS 20. Basement Jaxx - Get Me Off 21. Craig David - Fill Me In 22. Idlewild - NEW 23. Faithless & Dido - One Step Too Far 24. Nelly - Hot In Herre
Chris went out for a run on his own this morning. Dave had 3 excuses which was it was raining, he had accounting to do and his gym kit was in the office. Will made an excuse that he had backache and it was his girlfriends birthday. Lizzie didnt go out running because it was raining. Chris saw his favourite model from Friday Nikki and he bottled making conversation with her. Jordan has had a baby boy called Harvey 10 days early with Dwight Yorke seeing her with flowers. Not sure if she went through with the online birth.
Dominic Mohan on the Sun Bizarre Column has done BB lookalikes saying Alison is Rusty Lee. Sandy is Vic Reeves and Jade is Samantha Janus! albeit an ugly version. Adele is compared to Cathy Tyson who played a prostitute in a Band Of Gold. Chris watched the Ron Jeremy documentary, for people not familiar with him, he is a pornstar. Dave says he is a ugly version of Danny Baker but with a third leg. One of Rons friends was the bloke who played the granpa from the Munsters. Nikki, Page 3 Stunnah is on the phone from Covent Garden. She was walking to MTV when Chris saw them. Dave says she sounds perfect. David Baddiel is 38 today and Kylie is 34. On email Jonny Armitage says that he heard a mother call her son over with the words Shearer. Another email from Matt complaining about chris wimpering outto Kylie.
Back to Big Brother and Sandy, 43, is a love rat in the papers. Also in the Star, chauffer called steve has the longest tongue at 3.9inch. Hunky Gary Lucy, Footballers Wives Kyle Pascoe is going out with Michelle Ryan who plays Zoe Slater in Eastenders. For some reason Chris start talking about old producer ben and about him only having one joke about the dyslexic man who goes to a toga party who went as a goat. Chris then talks about colorblind people asking how they know what colour it is at the traffic lights. Still no entries for the I Dont Drink, Chris Moyles Rocks game. Chris has been invited to Summer Drinks from a BBC bigwig he thought who hated him. Dave talks about the wonders of his windows and his bathroom with his waterproof fish radio being replaced by a new waterproof penguin with flippers. Chris evetually fades him out.
Chris was playing World Cup on the XBox. Seaman was all over the place joke. The team recieved cheese and pickles from Branstons as they are celebrating their 80th birthday. Email from Sophie saying her friend Ben was colourblind and worked at the paint mixing part in Do It All. They shifted him to the garden section. Chris plays the World Cup song and talk about the soccer sixes. Chris says that Kerry ex of Atomic Kitten looked good and says that Bryan is not fat. Somehow this leads to an impromptu performance of Eastenders with Chris as Sharon (with oink noises) and Jim, Dave as Beppe and Will as Phil Mitchell.
BB ALEDS 2ND DAY
They have their 1st task - had to paint a dining room chair with all their imagination
kate and pj did a St Georges Cross
Sandy did some arty thing called Soltare
Alison did fry ups - she was eating ben and jerrys ice cream at 7:30am
spencer got kate to paint his bum orange and pressed it on the chair
spencers mates said he is a huge fan of the show
spencers smelliness is a topic of discussion
kate and spencer practised kick boxing
alison likes jonny lee admitted more than 1 guy fancies kate
alex and alison are getting friendly. dave calls her a walking airbag. bb aled isnt getting friendly response from big brother. chris tries out the phone techniques he should use. Chris perfects his Lamacq impression and plays his trail saying to listen when he says Shetlend Isles and hear the disappointment in his voice as if he just found out from reading it there and then. Dave and Chris have an argument over where Mary Ann Hobbs comes from. The answer is near Blackpool.
Chris went out for a run on his own this morning. Dave had 3 excuses which was it was raining, he had accounting to do and his gym kit was in the office. Will made an excuse that he had backache and it was his girlfriends birthday. Lizzie didnt go out running because it was raining. Chris saw his favourite model from Friday Nikki and he bottled making conversation with her. Jordan has had a baby boy called Harvey 10 days early with Dwight Yorke seeing her with flowers. Not sure if she went through with the online birth.
Dominic Mohan on the Sun Bizarre Column has done BB lookalikes saying Alison is Rusty Lee. Sandy is Vic Reeves and Jade is Samantha Janus! albeit an ugly version. Adele is compared to Cathy Tyson who played a prostitute in a Band Of Gold. Chris watched the Ron Jeremy documentary, for people not familiar with him, he is a pornstar. Dave says he is a ugly version of Danny Baker but with a third leg. One of Rons friends was the bloke who played the granpa from the Munsters. Nikki, Page 3 Stunnah is on the phone from Covent Garden. She was walking to MTV when Chris saw them. Dave says she sounds perfect. David Baddiel is 38 today and Kylie is 34. On email Jonny Armitage says that he heard a mother call her son over with the words Shearer. Another email from Matt complaining about chris wimpering outto Kylie.
Back to Big Brother and Sandy, 43, is a love rat in the papers. Also in the Star, chauffer called steve has the longest tongue at 3.9inch. Hunky Gary Lucy, Footballers Wives Kyle Pascoe is going out with Michelle Ryan who plays Zoe Slater in Eastenders. For some reason Chris start talking about old producer ben and about him only having one joke about the dyslexic man who goes to a toga party who went as a goat. Chris then talks about colorblind people asking how they know what colour it is at the traffic lights. Still no entries for the I Dont Drink, Chris Moyles Rocks game. Chris has been invited to Summer Drinks from a BBC bigwig he thought who hated him. Dave talks about the wonders of his windows and his bathroom with his waterproof fish radio being replaced by a new waterproof penguin with flippers. Chris evetually fades him out.
Chris was playing World Cup on the XBox. Seaman was all over the place joke. The team recieved cheese and pickles from Branstons as they are celebrating their 80th birthday. Email from Sophie saying her friend Ben was colourblind and worked at the paint mixing part in Do It All. They shifted him to the garden section. Chris plays the World Cup song and talk about the soccer sixes. Chris says that Kerry ex of Atomic Kitten looked good and says that Bryan is not fat. Somehow this leads to an impromptu performance of Eastenders with Chris as Sharon (with oink noises) and Jim, Dave as Beppe and Will as Phil Mitchell.
BB ALEDS 2ND DAY
They have their 1st task - had to paint a dining room chair with all their imagination
kate and pj did a St Georges Cross
Sandy did some arty thing called Soltare
Alison did fry ups - she was eating ben and jerrys ice cream at 7:30am
spencer got kate to paint his bum orange and pressed it on the chair
spencers mates said he is a huge fan of the show
spencers smelliness is a topic of discussion
kate and spencer practised kick boxing
alison likes jonny lee admitted more than 1 guy fancies kate
alex and alison are getting friendly. dave calls her a walking airbag. bb aled isnt getting friendly response from big brother. chris tries out the phone techniques he should use. Chris perfects his Lamacq impression and plays his trail saying to listen when he says Shetlend Isles and hear the disappointment in his voice as if he just found out from reading it there and then. Dave and Chris have an argument over where Mary Ann Hobbs comes from. The answer is near Blackpool.
