chrismoyles.net
- Wed Jun 19, 2002 5:54 pm
#241466
Was at an aptitude test for a job in the Dole Office and was out at 3:36pm. Here is what happened from that point. Typical ive been informed that the site was mentioned in the first half hour. Oh well i await the audio.
NEWS 6. Eminem - Without Me 7. Puddle Of Mudd - Blurry 8. Austin Powers Soundtrack - Spoof Hard Knock Life 9. Alicia Keys - You Dont Call Me 10. Alien Ant Farm - Movies 11. Starchaser - Love Will Set You Free 12. Pink - Dont Let Me Get Me 13. Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood 14. Ja Rule - Livin It Up 15. Nickelback - How You Remind Me 16. DJ Marky & XRS feat. Stamina MC - 'LK' NEWS 17. Kylie - Love At First Sight 18. Red Hot Chilli Peppers - By The Way 19. One Giant Leap - Braided Hair 20. Shakedown - At Night 21. Ashanti - Foolish NEWS 22. Misteeq - Roll On 23. Shaggy - It Wasnt Me 24. Athlete recorded in Live Lounge - You Got The Style 25. Fat Joe - Whats Luv 26. Basement Jaxx - Get Me Off 27. Jakatta - American Dream
Chris had more bootlegs to play. He played today
1. Eminem My Name Is vocals MIXED with original Grange Hill theme.
2. Eminem My Name Is vocals mixed with Rock track
3. Bargain Hunt MIX again (David gives it his seal of approval)
Chris wants more bootlegs made especially for the show with BBC shows remixed in as a speciality.
Another Dave idea gets slaughtered but they play it anyway. The prize is to come and watch the match with them on Friday morning in the George Public House round the corner from the BBC buildings where they will pay for your full English breakfast but you have to get your own way to the place. The problem being that you had to be Brazilian woman with big ones like they show on the TV. Dave calls the Quiz Pele Your Cards Right. They got no Brazilians whatsoever so say that if your female and own a Brazil shirt then phone in. Dave asks if the fact they have a Brazilian down below could be another way. Chris says in that case he would have to check with a mirror first.
Still no takers so Chris says that he has a Brazil shirt to lend the female but they have to have a tenuous link towards Brazil. Chris starts talking about Bill and Ben and how Chris Jarvis is the best patronising Childrens presenter. He is also the best impressionist within his own body. This leads on to a record plays released on July 1st which is the Bill and Ben single Flobbadance in no way similar to Bob The Builders Can We Fix It OH NO! Will says that Fast Show and Cold Feet star John Thomson does the voices for the new series and that he will be in the studio on the 27th June to promote it. Chris knows John well and says that he met him in studio 2 when Mark and Lard were down in London village interviewing him.
Chris mentions a new DJ is up against him next week and they send him a wreath next week. Old Producer Rhys runs in and tells Chris about the Korean player and Chris says that it was already in the news. The story was about the Korean who scored the Golden Goal yesterday called Ahn. He had been playing for Italian team Perugia and they have sacked him because he scored yesterday to dump Italy out. The Perugian president said that Ahn had been a poor player all tournament and only played better because it was Italy he was playing against. Jesus these Italians make Alex Ferguson seem OK.
Alistair Bruce Ball, Sport Monkey, says that England will win 2-1 with a Golden Goal scored by Beckham. Chris is still having trouble getting callers for the Brazil feature and lifts 3 lines up.
Line 1 - Sonia 17 - cut off because you have to be 18+ to get in a pub
Line 2 - Jodie 24 - cut off when she refused to give her statistics
Line 3 - Adele who turned out to be a bloke from Liverpool putting on a womans voice
TIME FOR BB ALED
Adele has had a bitch fight with Jade. Jade has warts and Jade overreacts when Adele conversation is muddled up in Jades little brain (i say theres plenty of sawdust in there).
Adele has also told Alex that she is a bisexual virgin and has started flirting with him. Adele learning Lee tricks?
Alex shared a bath with Sophie and Adele
Spencer has talked again about Moyles and if he does get evicted, he will have a special surprise because Moyles will greet him as soon as he leaves. Aled did his little poll round BBC Email addressees. 103 replied. Here Are The Results :-
Dont Know Them - 1 vote
Dont Care - 10 votes
Alex - 31 votes
Spencer - 60 votes - The BBC want Spencer out of the house.
Chris tried to get through to vote for Alex but the line was engaged. Aled talks about the competition. You have to make a T-Shirt for him to wear at every eviction night. It has to have a message on it. The funnier the better. This will then be seen by the evicted housemate and the press for maximum exposure and the eventual winner gets a BIG PRIZE. I say BIG because they havent told us yet.
TIME FOR
PELE YOUR CARDS RIGHT
Line 1 - Stephanie Gibson, 22, in sales, from Northampton, would buy a Brazil shirt if she won
TENUOUS LINK - She went there on holiday when she was young
Line 2 - Corrally, 20, DOLE, from Eastbourne, sitting on beach at the moment
TENUOUS LINK - She has a friend whose brother in law is in Brazil (Classic)
The Questions
1.S. Canterbury Cathedral is approx 235 feet high. The Eiffel Tower is higher or lower? HIGHER - correct
1.C. Mount Rushmore is approx 6000 feet high. The Humber Bridge is higher or lower? LOWER - correct
2.S. Hoover Dam is approx 732 feet high. Is Salisbury Cathedral higher or lower? HIGHER - correct
2.C. Chrysler Building is approx 1046 feet high. Is the Tokyo Tower higher or lower? HIGHER - correct
3.S. Will Kinder is 6ft4. Is Dave higher or lower? LOWER - correct
3.C. Jamie Theakston is 6ft5. Is Magic Johnson higher or lower? HIGHER - correct
TIEBREAKER - To the nearest foot what is the lengthof the main span of the Forth Road Bridge?
Stephanie - 500 feet
Corrally - 601 feet THE ANSWER WAS 1710 FEET Corrally wins but Chris lets Stephanie come too.
NEWS 6. Eminem - Without Me 7. Puddle Of Mudd - Blurry 8. Austin Powers Soundtrack - Spoof Hard Knock Life 9. Alicia Keys - You Dont Call Me 10. Alien Ant Farm - Movies 11. Starchaser - Love Will Set You Free 12. Pink - Dont Let Me Get Me 13. Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood 14. Ja Rule - Livin It Up 15. Nickelback - How You Remind Me 16. DJ Marky & XRS feat. Stamina MC - 'LK' NEWS 17. Kylie - Love At First Sight 18. Red Hot Chilli Peppers - By The Way 19. One Giant Leap - Braided Hair 20. Shakedown - At Night 21. Ashanti - Foolish NEWS 22. Misteeq - Roll On 23. Shaggy - It Wasnt Me 24. Athlete recorded in Live Lounge - You Got The Style 25. Fat Joe - Whats Luv 26. Basement Jaxx - Get Me Off 27. Jakatta - American Dream
Chris had more bootlegs to play. He played today
1. Eminem My Name Is vocals MIXED with original Grange Hill theme.
2. Eminem My Name Is vocals mixed with Rock track
3. Bargain Hunt MIX again (David gives it his seal of approval)
Chris wants more bootlegs made especially for the show with BBC shows remixed in as a speciality.
Another Dave idea gets slaughtered but they play it anyway. The prize is to come and watch the match with them on Friday morning in the George Public House round the corner from the BBC buildings where they will pay for your full English breakfast but you have to get your own way to the place. The problem being that you had to be Brazilian woman with big ones like they show on the TV. Dave calls the Quiz Pele Your Cards Right. They got no Brazilians whatsoever so say that if your female and own a Brazil shirt then phone in. Dave asks if the fact they have a Brazilian down below could be another way. Chris says in that case he would have to check with a mirror first.
Still no takers so Chris says that he has a Brazil shirt to lend the female but they have to have a tenuous link towards Brazil. Chris starts talking about Bill and Ben and how Chris Jarvis is the best patronising Childrens presenter. He is also the best impressionist within his own body. This leads on to a record plays released on July 1st which is the Bill and Ben single Flobbadance in no way similar to Bob The Builders Can We Fix It OH NO! Will says that Fast Show and Cold Feet star John Thomson does the voices for the new series and that he will be in the studio on the 27th June to promote it. Chris knows John well and says that he met him in studio 2 when Mark and Lard were down in London village interviewing him.
Chris mentions a new DJ is up against him next week and they send him a wreath next week. Old Producer Rhys runs in and tells Chris about the Korean player and Chris says that it was already in the news. The story was about the Korean who scored the Golden Goal yesterday called Ahn. He had been playing for Italian team Perugia and they have sacked him because he scored yesterday to dump Italy out. The Perugian president said that Ahn had been a poor player all tournament and only played better because it was Italy he was playing against. Jesus these Italians make Alex Ferguson seem OK.
Alistair Bruce Ball, Sport Monkey, says that England will win 2-1 with a Golden Goal scored by Beckham. Chris is still having trouble getting callers for the Brazil feature and lifts 3 lines up.
Line 1 - Sonia 17 - cut off because you have to be 18+ to get in a pub
Line 2 - Jodie 24 - cut off when she refused to give her statistics
Line 3 - Adele who turned out to be a bloke from Liverpool putting on a womans voice
TIME FOR BB ALED
Adele has had a bitch fight with Jade. Jade has warts and Jade overreacts when Adele conversation is muddled up in Jades little brain (i say theres plenty of sawdust in there).
Adele has also told Alex that she is a bisexual virgin and has started flirting with him. Adele learning Lee tricks?
Alex shared a bath with Sophie and Adele
Spencer has talked again about Moyles and if he does get evicted, he will have a special surprise because Moyles will greet him as soon as he leaves. Aled did his little poll round BBC Email addressees. 103 replied. Here Are The Results :-
Dont Know Them - 1 vote
Dont Care - 10 votes
Alex - 31 votes
Spencer - 60 votes - The BBC want Spencer out of the house.
Chris tried to get through to vote for Alex but the line was engaged. Aled talks about the competition. You have to make a T-Shirt for him to wear at every eviction night. It has to have a message on it. The funnier the better. This will then be seen by the evicted housemate and the press for maximum exposure and the eventual winner gets a BIG PRIZE. I say BIG because they havent told us yet.
TIME FOR
PELE YOUR CARDS RIGHT
Line 1 - Stephanie Gibson, 22, in sales, from Northampton, would buy a Brazil shirt if she won
TENUOUS LINK - She went there on holiday when she was young
Line 2 - Corrally, 20, DOLE, from Eastbourne, sitting on beach at the moment
TENUOUS LINK - She has a friend whose brother in law is in Brazil (Classic)
The Questions
1.S. Canterbury Cathedral is approx 235 feet high. The Eiffel Tower is higher or lower? HIGHER - correct
1.C. Mount Rushmore is approx 6000 feet high. The Humber Bridge is higher or lower? LOWER - correct
2.S. Hoover Dam is approx 732 feet high. Is Salisbury Cathedral higher or lower? HIGHER - correct
2.C. Chrysler Building is approx 1046 feet high. Is the Tokyo Tower higher or lower? HIGHER - correct
3.S. Will Kinder is 6ft4. Is Dave higher or lower? LOWER - correct
3.C. Jamie Theakston is 6ft5. Is Magic Johnson higher or lower? HIGHER - correct
TIEBREAKER - To the nearest foot what is the lengthof the main span of the Forth Road Bridge?
Stephanie - 500 feet
Corrally - 601 feet THE ANSWER WAS 1710 FEET Corrally wins but Chris lets Stephanie come too.
