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- Tue Jun 25, 2002 6:11 pm
#241470
1. Space Cowboy - I Would Die 4 U 2. Stereophonics - Pick A Part Thats New 3. Ed Case - Good Times 4. Papa Roach - She Loves Me Not 5. Beyonce Knowles - Work It Out NEWS 6. Nelly - Hot In Herre 7. Coldplay - In My Place 8. NO IDEA 9. No Doubt - Hey Baby 10. Sophie Ellis Bextor - Get Over You 11. Basement Jaxx - Get Me Off 12. Starsailor - Alcoholic 13. Eminem - Business 14. Misteeq - Roll On 15. Paffendorf - Be Cool NEWS 16. Kylie - Love At First Sight 17. Muse - In Your World 18. Ja Rule - Livin' It Up 19. Shy FX - Shake Your Body NEWS 20. Elvis Presley - Little News Conversation 21. OPM - Heaven Is A Halfpipe 22. Streets - Weak Become Heroes 23. Holly Valance - Kiss Kiss 24.Red Hot Chilli Peppers - By The Way 25. Dee Dee - Forever (Eminem bootleg by Dave Walls) 26. Pink - Dont Let Me Get Me
George Michael is 39 and Jamie Redknapp is 29 today. Lizzie finds David Seaman quite attractive and that meant that for about 5 minutes every semen joke was thrown out the hat. Chris went out with Spencer for a few drinks after the show but Lizzie bottled out of going. Chris says that Spanky doesnt recall the Jade East Angular conversation. Spence commented that Lizzie was cute but she had no breasts. He also couldnt get the words Donkey Magic or Monkey Tennis in Big Brother Little Brother last night. Redknapps birthday gets them talking about the new football season and this descends into another Lets see how little Will knows about Football.
Chris reads in the papers about Daniella Westbrooks fake boobs blew up. Chris and Dave talk about the woman who has a valve pump that pumps her boobs up and down.Chris asked Dave what he was doing writing. Dave says that he writes down the best bits of the show down but after 50 minutes had nothing down. Eminem bootlegs are played. This new one was Eminem mixed with Ghostbusters by Matt Honeyball. Chris says that sounds one of Daves pet names and brings up the names that Emma, Daves Girlfriend, calls Comedy Dave. He asks whether he has a new one to go along with Hot Rod. Dave gets cagey so Chris decided to ring her. He has new ones:-
1. Hot Rod
2. Little Honey
3. Honey Bunny
and last but not least
4. ANGEL MAN - team burst out with laughter and Dave squirms in his seat
Chris talks about Anna Kournikovas' quick exit in the First Day Of Wimbledon and in particular to the incident where she walked out the interview conducted afterwards. Chris says that Anna is supposedly notorious for being a stroppy cow but says she had every reason to be with the reporter as his questions were crap. Chris says she had a face like a slapped arse but the rest of the players are utter munters. The clip will probably be uploaded soon to the Sound Vault so please dont ask for it.
Chris is in Heat (Again... sigh!) wearing his Ireland shirt on a mobile phone. Chris makes a faux pas and takes the p out of the Eminem saying why would he go out with a girl called Andrea. Several emails later and it Andre as in Dr Dre. Chris then tests the team on other musicians real names with them all getting stuck at what Big Daddys real name was. After another email it was Shirley Crabtree. They say hes dead along with Scatman John. Chris says that everyone in Diff'rent Strokes is dead. They confuse each other with Willis and Arnold. Chris saw Willis on the God Channel (Send Me Your Money) and the best one was MC Hammer doing a sermon.
2 emails read out. First one from Jennifer Entwistle who said her mate Rachel went to an interview with Cornhill Insurance at the Hilton in Manchester Airport and everyone had to get up and say what their greatest experience was. Someone got up and said going to Las Vegas with Chris Moyles and it turned out to be Paul Tittley. Paul is back on the show next Monday with the feature Titters Glastonbury Weekend Special. They use the news ident and talk about what the newsreaders actually do at the end of a bulletin.
The next email was about Willis from Diff'rent Strokes in Celeb Boxing against Vanilla Ice and Chris trails about the 2 people who have recorded a match for Sport Relief. The problem is that majority of people know that its Les Dennis and Bob Mortimer as was found evident when Georgina knew in Newsbeat.
Eastenders tonight
Lizzie - Janine got paid 50 quid off him afterwards amd another 50 to keep her mouth shut
Dave - So to Speak
Chris - How much to open them again
Chris claims that during the Ja Rule record that Will admitted that he washed his penis in Listerine Mouthwash. Dave asks if he flosses. Chris says he flosses with Sanitry towels. Will backtracks and says that Tom Jones did it.
BB ALED
Aleds vision was wrong. Up for eviction is Jonny and Sophie. This week is very straightforward VOTE SOPHIE. Heres how they voted :-
Adele - Johnny & PJ
Alex = Jonny & Kate
Jonny - Alex & Tim
Kate = Alex & Jade
PJ = Sophie & Adele
Sophie = Adele & Tim
Tim = Sophie & Jonny
Jade = Jonny & Sophie
They have a jogging machine which they bought for £150, PJ doesnt know how to run on it and keeps falling off. Chris asks for a free treadmill and gets one for a week. Alex have shaved his facial hair off. Alex and Adele have been swopping chores with jogging. Tim has compared living in the poor house as living in East and West Germany. T Shirt from Rose which Chris says is rubbish.
George Michael is 39 and Jamie Redknapp is 29 today. Lizzie finds David Seaman quite attractive and that meant that for about 5 minutes every semen joke was thrown out the hat. Chris went out with Spencer for a few drinks after the show but Lizzie bottled out of going. Chris says that Spanky doesnt recall the Jade East Angular conversation. Spence commented that Lizzie was cute but she had no breasts. He also couldnt get the words Donkey Magic or Monkey Tennis in Big Brother Little Brother last night. Redknapps birthday gets them talking about the new football season and this descends into another Lets see how little Will knows about Football.
Chris reads in the papers about Daniella Westbrooks fake boobs blew up. Chris and Dave talk about the woman who has a valve pump that pumps her boobs up and down.Chris asked Dave what he was doing writing. Dave says that he writes down the best bits of the show down but after 50 minutes had nothing down. Eminem bootlegs are played. This new one was Eminem mixed with Ghostbusters by Matt Honeyball. Chris says that sounds one of Daves pet names and brings up the names that Emma, Daves Girlfriend, calls Comedy Dave. He asks whether he has a new one to go along with Hot Rod. Dave gets cagey so Chris decided to ring her. He has new ones:-
1. Hot Rod
2. Little Honey
3. Honey Bunny
and last but not least
4. ANGEL MAN - team burst out with laughter and Dave squirms in his seat
Chris talks about Anna Kournikovas' quick exit in the First Day Of Wimbledon and in particular to the incident where she walked out the interview conducted afterwards. Chris says that Anna is supposedly notorious for being a stroppy cow but says she had every reason to be with the reporter as his questions were crap. Chris says she had a face like a slapped arse but the rest of the players are utter munters. The clip will probably be uploaded soon to the Sound Vault so please dont ask for it.
Chris is in Heat (Again... sigh!) wearing his Ireland shirt on a mobile phone. Chris makes a faux pas and takes the p out of the Eminem saying why would he go out with a girl called Andrea. Several emails later and it Andre as in Dr Dre. Chris then tests the team on other musicians real names with them all getting stuck at what Big Daddys real name was. After another email it was Shirley Crabtree. They say hes dead along with Scatman John. Chris says that everyone in Diff'rent Strokes is dead. They confuse each other with Willis and Arnold. Chris saw Willis on the God Channel (Send Me Your Money) and the best one was MC Hammer doing a sermon.
2 emails read out. First one from Jennifer Entwistle who said her mate Rachel went to an interview with Cornhill Insurance at the Hilton in Manchester Airport and everyone had to get up and say what their greatest experience was. Someone got up and said going to Las Vegas with Chris Moyles and it turned out to be Paul Tittley. Paul is back on the show next Monday with the feature Titters Glastonbury Weekend Special. They use the news ident and talk about what the newsreaders actually do at the end of a bulletin.
The next email was about Willis from Diff'rent Strokes in Celeb Boxing against Vanilla Ice and Chris trails about the 2 people who have recorded a match for Sport Relief. The problem is that majority of people know that its Les Dennis and Bob Mortimer as was found evident when Georgina knew in Newsbeat.
Eastenders tonight
Lizzie - Janine got paid 50 quid off him afterwards amd another 50 to keep her mouth shut
Dave - So to Speak
Chris - How much to open them again
Chris claims that during the Ja Rule record that Will admitted that he washed his penis in Listerine Mouthwash. Dave asks if he flosses. Chris says he flosses with Sanitry towels. Will backtracks and says that Tom Jones did it.
BB ALED
Aleds vision was wrong. Up for eviction is Jonny and Sophie. This week is very straightforward VOTE SOPHIE. Heres how they voted :-
Adele - Johnny & PJ
Alex = Jonny & Kate
Jonny - Alex & Tim
Kate = Alex & Jade
PJ = Sophie & Adele
Sophie = Adele & Tim
Tim = Sophie & Jonny
Jade = Jonny & Sophie
They have a jogging machine which they bought for £150, PJ doesnt know how to run on it and keeps falling off. Chris asks for a free treadmill and gets one for a week. Alex have shaved his facial hair off. Alex and Adele have been swopping chores with jogging. Tim has compared living in the poor house as living in East and West Germany. T Shirt from Rose which Chris says is rubbish.
