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- Mon Jul 01, 2002 5:39 pm
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1. Red Hot Chilli Peppers - By The Way 2. Destinys Child - Say My Name 3. Gareth Gates - Anyone Of Us 4. Pink - Dont Let Me Get Me 5. Dirty Vegas - Ghosts NEWS 6. Kylie - Love At First Sight 7. New Found Glory - Im Over You 8. DB Boulevard - Point Of View 9. JLo - Its Gonna Be Alright 10. Tim Deluxe - Just Wont Do 11. Pras Michel - Ghetto Superstar 12. Stereophonics Glastonbury - Have A Nice Day 13. Liberty X - Just A Little NEWS 14. Ashanti - Foolish 15. Idlewild - American English 16. Paffendorf - Be Cool 17. Usher - U Got It Bad NEWS 18. Elvis - Little Less Conversation 19. Kelis - Good Stuff 20. Kioki - Do and Dont For Love 21. Brandy - What About Us 22. No Doubt - Hella Good 23. Misteeq - Roll On
GOOD NEWS - DAVID DICKINSON IN THIS FRIDAY
BAD NEWS - CHRIS IS OFF FOR A FORNIGHT FROM 15TH JULY AND EMMA BLOODY B FILLS IN
Chris was drunk (again!) in Woking and stayed at a posh house. A dull story, NEXT. Chris says that Scott Mills has been stealing his ideas. Chris was looking at the Daily Mirror (pah) and is fascinated why anybody would care what George Michael thinks about the war. What next, Gareth Gates views on famine. Chris asks why Fletch is on his news and not Georgina. Fletch says its to give him a lie in once in a while.
Paul Tittley is back and is talking Nugget. Yep, his mate has said that if he says nugget during his piece, he will get a free pint. At final count he is owed 18 pints. Titters has acquired a girlfriend since his LA trip now he has found fame in his local Cannock and shes called Chris!. Chris notices shes a ginger and starts taking the piss out of her. Paul found it easy to get interviews because he had a big BBC backstage pass so they were only too able to speak.
First Titters Interviewee - Sia from Zero - sounded totally out of it talking about the freaks and is an Aussie.
Paul - What tips would you give to people camping at Glastonbury?
Sia - The most important thing is to bring your own toilet paper. Secondly is to never ever ever try to arrange to meet anybody cos you never ever will. You need to remember whoever you bump into are exactly the people you need to be with and all the people that you dont, all the people you wait for hours and hours dont matter right now and its all about walking slowly and checking out the freaks
EHHHHHHHHHHH, Chris and the team fall about laughing. Paul went to the Steak place and got 10 pounds worth of steak free for an advert on Radio 1. They didnt play it. He asks the same first question to everyone. What do you like best about Glastonbury?
Second Titters Interviewee - Norman Fatboy Slim Cook - calls Chris a fatty and slates him for dissing colourblind people and to stop slagging off about getting a record in the charts when it got banned.
Third Titters Interviewee - Guy from Elbow - talked twice and just before going on stage and Guy was pissed going on stage.
Fourth Titters Interviewee - Rolf Harris - performing Fine Day, Sunarise, Tie Me Kangaroo down, Two Little Boys and Stairway To Heaven.
Fifth Titters Interviewee - Jools Holland - likes rummaging through peoples tents.
Online is Video diary and pictures and Paul brought in presents of Hippie Hats and Scarves. Paul surprise was that he got a henna 2-week tattoo of I Dont Drink, Chris Moyles Rocks. Chris is spelt incorrectly because the tattooist had too many spliffs.
Lizzie is still off because Friday and Monday she is moving house. Jess takes her place and speaks french. Dave asks if French how many chickens has she got. They run out of material so they ring Lizzie at her new house.
BB ALED UPDATE
Taking the pooth to Mardi Gras this Thursday. Bitchfest yet again this weekend. 84.7% voted Sophie out. Aled asked Sophie what the capital of Brazil was? She didnt have a clue. Then again neither did Aled and he asked the 4 burly security guards who didnt know the answer either. The answer is Brazilia. Chris has booked two weeks off and hes going to miss the end of Big Brother. Mini task on Saturday was supposed to be easy and the bars would be lifted. The problem is the thickoes except Tim got the question right. Mr I Love Money has £400 and hes tried to get them all to jump to the rich side to get them evicted. He bought a £25 cigar but he doesnt smoke. He bought a magazine at £100 which was FHM. Its the June edition which was released in May and hes already read it. They have set Tim a midweek task to get one housemate over to the rich side for 4 hours. Its a memory test.
Sophie Interview
Chris gets the Youre Stunningly Beautiful line in in less than 5 seconds. Surely a record. She thinks Jade needs to think before she speaks and is young and naive. She has been quite shocked by Adeles two faced ness. She wants Jonny to win. Sophie fancies Kermit O Dreary. Chris asks her not to release a record and beware of sleazy agents who try to get you in swimwear and on Men & Motors. She would like to go back to her job as an Agent for DJ's. Chris says Lee is bad for her. She believes she has pyschic powers and Chris laughs off this and says that Tarot Cards are rubbish. She needs to be taken off air to say a word about Tim. Id guess TWAT cos thats what I think. Dave scarily correctly named what perfume she was wearing (Lulu if youre wondering). Chris asked her if Lee had a large penis. She says she doesnt know and wouldnt tell anyway. Chris said that Lee is so going to dump Carmen. She cant give an opinion of PJ because he sits on the fence and his real personality isnt shown in the house.
GOOD NEWS - DAVID DICKINSON IN THIS FRIDAY
BAD NEWS - CHRIS IS OFF FOR A FORNIGHT FROM 15TH JULY AND EMMA BLOODY B FILLS IN
Chris was drunk (again!) in Woking and stayed at a posh house. A dull story, NEXT. Chris says that Scott Mills has been stealing his ideas. Chris was looking at the Daily Mirror (pah) and is fascinated why anybody would care what George Michael thinks about the war. What next, Gareth Gates views on famine. Chris asks why Fletch is on his news and not Georgina. Fletch says its to give him a lie in once in a while.
Paul Tittley is back and is talking Nugget. Yep, his mate has said that if he says nugget during his piece, he will get a free pint. At final count he is owed 18 pints. Titters has acquired a girlfriend since his LA trip now he has found fame in his local Cannock and shes called Chris!. Chris notices shes a ginger and starts taking the piss out of her. Paul found it easy to get interviews because he had a big BBC backstage pass so they were only too able to speak.
First Titters Interviewee - Sia from Zero - sounded totally out of it talking about the freaks and is an Aussie.
Paul - What tips would you give to people camping at Glastonbury?
Sia - The most important thing is to bring your own toilet paper. Secondly is to never ever ever try to arrange to meet anybody cos you never ever will. You need to remember whoever you bump into are exactly the people you need to be with and all the people that you dont, all the people you wait for hours and hours dont matter right now and its all about walking slowly and checking out the freaks
EHHHHHHHHHHH, Chris and the team fall about laughing. Paul went to the Steak place and got 10 pounds worth of steak free for an advert on Radio 1. They didnt play it. He asks the same first question to everyone. What do you like best about Glastonbury?
Second Titters Interviewee - Norman Fatboy Slim Cook - calls Chris a fatty and slates him for dissing colourblind people and to stop slagging off about getting a record in the charts when it got banned.
Third Titters Interviewee - Guy from Elbow - talked twice and just before going on stage and Guy was pissed going on stage.
Fourth Titters Interviewee - Rolf Harris - performing Fine Day, Sunarise, Tie Me Kangaroo down, Two Little Boys and Stairway To Heaven.
Fifth Titters Interviewee - Jools Holland - likes rummaging through peoples tents.
Online is Video diary and pictures and Paul brought in presents of Hippie Hats and Scarves. Paul surprise was that he got a henna 2-week tattoo of I Dont Drink, Chris Moyles Rocks. Chris is spelt incorrectly because the tattooist had too many spliffs.
Lizzie is still off because Friday and Monday she is moving house. Jess takes her place and speaks french. Dave asks if French how many chickens has she got. They run out of material so they ring Lizzie at her new house.
BB ALED UPDATE
Taking the pooth to Mardi Gras this Thursday. Bitchfest yet again this weekend. 84.7% voted Sophie out. Aled asked Sophie what the capital of Brazil was? She didnt have a clue. Then again neither did Aled and he asked the 4 burly security guards who didnt know the answer either. The answer is Brazilia. Chris has booked two weeks off and hes going to miss the end of Big Brother. Mini task on Saturday was supposed to be easy and the bars would be lifted. The problem is the thickoes except Tim got the question right. Mr I Love Money has £400 and hes tried to get them all to jump to the rich side to get them evicted. He bought a £25 cigar but he doesnt smoke. He bought a magazine at £100 which was FHM. Its the June edition which was released in May and hes already read it. They have set Tim a midweek task to get one housemate over to the rich side for 4 hours. Its a memory test.
Sophie Interview
Chris gets the Youre Stunningly Beautiful line in in less than 5 seconds. Surely a record. She thinks Jade needs to think before she speaks and is young and naive. She has been quite shocked by Adeles two faced ness. She wants Jonny to win. Sophie fancies Kermit O Dreary. Chris asks her not to release a record and beware of sleazy agents who try to get you in swimwear and on Men & Motors. She would like to go back to her job as an Agent for DJ's. Chris says Lee is bad for her. She believes she has pyschic powers and Chris laughs off this and says that Tarot Cards are rubbish. She needs to be taken off air to say a word about Tim. Id guess TWAT cos thats what I think. Dave scarily correctly named what perfume she was wearing (Lulu if youre wondering). Chris asked her if Lee had a large penis. She says she doesnt know and wouldnt tell anyway. Chris said that Lee is so going to dump Carmen. She cant give an opinion of PJ because he sits on the fence and his real personality isnt shown in the house.
