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1. Kylie Minogue - Love At First Sight 2. U2 - Elevation 3. Intenso Project - Lev Da Sunshine 4. Ms Dynamite - It Takes More 5. Sophie Ellis Bextor - Get Over You NEWS 6. Tim Deluxe - Just Wont Do 7. Muse - In Your World 8. Alien Ant Farm - Smooth Criminal 9. Oasis - Little By Little 10. Ashanti - Foolish 11. Basement Jaxx - Wheres Your Head At 12. George Michael - Shoot The Dog 13. Eminem - Without Me NEWS 14. Fischerspooner - Emerge 15. Romeo 16. No Doubt - Hey Baby 17. Ed Case - Good Times NEWS 18. Elvis - Little Less Conversation 19. Dido - Here With Me 20. Prodigy - Babys Got A Temper 21. Travis - Sing 22. Nelly - Hot In Herre

Special Guest Today was Noel Gallagher. Here was the main points.
*Came back from Hull gig for the Finsbury Park gig.
*Instantly took a dislike to Will who he said looked like a lawyer/C.I.D type.
*Songbird - Written by Liam is Noels favourite track off the album.
*Dave and Chris blagged tickets for the New York gig.
*Daves favourite song She Is Love only took 30 minutes to write and another 30 to record.

Chris Liams written 3 tracks on the album, does this mean you dont get as much money?
Noel Yeah, publishing wise, I didnt know this but my publishers started kicking off cos somebody forced me to sign a contract to say that I had to write at least 80% of all Oasis material back in the day. You dont think then, do you. But apparently on this album its 67.9 per cent written by me
Dave So youre in breach of your contract
Noel So im 13 per cent out and they are not happy
Chris Because they make less money
Noel Yes exactly, I helped Liam out in Betterman and look over any lyrics he writes

Chris Is it a new Oasis logo and why?
Noel Well Yeah, that one on the album cover is like a mixture of the old one with the one on Giants

Chris Are you happy with your life and what do you do in your free time?
Noel Yes Im happy, and ah I dont really do much outside of the band, I have a girlfriend but the normal things like watching telly. I watch the news quite a lot. I dont know why, Im just nosy. If anyone out there knows me, ring up and tell me what I do

Noels thoughts on ...
Big Brother
Well I watched series 2, it seems they are all getting young and stupid now. I think its quite sinister. They sort of throw people in half way through and they could be plants, like not plants in the literal sense like geraniums. From what ive seen, its quite dull. I was watching it one afternoon and I seen someone doing the dishes singing the words to All Around The World. I had to switch the telly off cos it freaked me out. Ill watch it tonight cos ive nothing to do
Tim Henman
Well hes another one that looks like a copper. Him, Alan Shearer and Michael Owen all look like coppers.
David Seaman
Felt sorry for him really, hes a nice guy but with a rubbish hairdo. I think if hadnt been playing, we would never have got to the stage we did. I dont think he should be given too much stick.
Bargain Hunt
What? Is that * rhyming slang. Are you making this up. Im aware of it. Isnt it the thing where someone goes to a car boot sale and buys an ashtray for 50 quid and then sells it for 4 quid. My roadie Jason is into all that kind of daytime stuff. Hes actually appeared on Supermarket Sweep with his wife.
Mark from Eastenders
Tucker getting sacked, bout time really isnt it. He sorta does the same thing year after year just selling vegetables.

Listeners Questions
Why is there half an hour of silence at the end of the album until the secret track comes on?
Noel Just to scare you when you the cds finished
It was rumored that a song called Revolution would be on the album but its not, Why?
Noel Yes there is a song called Revolution Song which should have been on the last 3 albums but its not made it onto any of them. Everytime we start recording stuff we seem to forget about it. Its quite a good song really. I dont know, might resurrect it sooner or later.
How do you feel about your children becoming Southerners?
Noel I was having this out with Liam in the dressing room. He was saying that my daughter is going to be posh *. But I said * birds are all right. It * geezers that are the problem and you have two of them I told him which he was quite upset about. It had suddenly dawned on him
David in Birmingham would like to know the chords to Stop Crying Your Heart Out?
Noel Its B minor, A, E and G - Chorus is D, A, E Minor and G
How does Noel keep his eyebrows in tip top condition and has he any tips?
Noel There is no tips, just respect them for what they are, they are almost like a big bumper, its like a mohican across the forehead and no I dont shave between the middle

Chris gives Noel two more toys for Noel to play with. Kung Fu Hamster which plays Kung Fu Fighting and the Lion and the Mouse singing The Lion Sleeps Tonight.

Big Blubber
Will - Average performance but is losing his self belief. Scuffed elbow and grazed knee prevented him doing weights for some reason. Will constantly winged today.
Dave - No show on Tuesday because he overslept. Dave isnt best pleased with her calling him Doolittle Dave.
Lizzie - 1 show this week which is better than usual even though she prepared a script for Jane which had many lies on it where she claimed to have jogged to the park when in fact she walked with a fag in her hand and a cup of coffee.
Aled - Relegated to bottom having a no show all week. He woke Jane up at 5am to say he couldnt go.
Chris - Every day this week he has been out and ran even when it was pouring with rain last night.
CHRIS WINS THE LICKY LICKY BROWN NOSE TROPHY

BB ALED UPDATE
Aled appeared on Little Brother and failed his task because he said Corgi Trouser Press instead of correct name Corbi. He managed to get Chris name 4 times. Dermot had been listening to the show beforehand and as soon as Aled saw him, he approached him and said There is no way youre kissing me. The Sun retract from Vote Jade out by saying Adele should be voted out. Betting has stopped for the eviction. Aled went round the DJ's for their opinion on who they want out. Vicky Marsden and Scott Mills want Adele out, Jo Whiley and Nemone was dull Jonny out and new girl KC wants Jade out. Aled points to the Sun feature that the housemates seem to be putting on weight with Adele seeming to be much fatter.

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