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- Sun Jul 28, 2002 8:25 pm
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Jade and Alex agents wanted money so stuff them, they werent on the show. Runner Up Jonny and winner Kate joined Chris from 4 to 5pm. More about them later. Chris replays the clip about the marriage sweepstakes (Fri 12th July). As you probably know already, Dave has got engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years Emma. He proposed drunkenly after being at a restaurant for her birthday. Dave says he did it for two reasons. Firstly it was her birthday and he didnt have to buy a present and secondly it would be easier in future to remember the anniversary. Dave also marked another achievement by reading a whole book for only the 4th time in his life. It was the biography of Billy Connolly written by his wife, Pamela Stephenson. Dave also hired a jeep and a scooter for a day.
Chris was on Little Brother last night on E4 and repeated later on Channel 4. He got there at 5pm but had to sit for 2 hours waiting. During the show, Chris and Aled presented an award. Chris got bored and decided to do stuff in the background whilst Kermit was interviewing people like pretending to snog Spencer. In the Daily Star today it says that Celeb Big Brother will feature later this year featuring Kerry McFadden, Samantha Robson, Mel B, Michael Greco and Chris Moyles???. Chris says that its the first he has heard of it.
Chris holidayed with Jon Culshaw in sunny Spain. He let Jon book the holiday and for some reason, Culshaw booked in as Mr & Mrs Culshaw and all the way through the holiday the hotel workers called him Mr Culshaw. Jon couldnt speak Spanish without putting on a thick Ormskirk accent.
Andi Peters is 32 today (yeah right). Dave thought he was 40. Chris has a couple of Guess Who crackers but he saves them for a better day. Chris does not find the Austin Powers film all that funny. Chris comments on the current Leeds situation. On the way back he didnt want to know who won Big Brother because he wanted to watch the repeat. Chris says he looked weird because he would stick his fingers in his ears and not talk to people. A Van driver saw Chris in a taxi and knocked his window and said Bet your chuffed Kate won, didnt you.
The two Big Brother contestants join them. Kate says that she has heard Chris before unlike the clip that he always plays. Jonny gives Chris a present of 40 pounds because Jonny ran out of money last night and asked Chris for a lend. Aled proposed on behalf of Chris at the press conference to Kate and gave her a ring. Kate has been wearing it all weekend.
Jade says she wants to chin Kate in the papers today and Kates says that you shouldnt believe everything you read in the tabloids. Chris mentions the Ex boyfriend that sold his story twice to the papers. Kate says that it was Ok because he didnt say anything bad about her and that she dumped him. She learnt kickboxing from the ex boyfriend.
Jonny had 7 ***** last night. He said he never did when he was in the house. Use your imagination. Kate went on geekchat during the news. Kate thought Jonny was a gentleman on her first impression. Jonny thought she might be a bit snooty. Chris first impression of Jonny was that he was gay and thought Kate was foxy in her glasses on her audition tape. Kate does her American impression. Whilst in the house she snogged Alex, Adele and Spencer.
Chris goes through the quotes of them from the BB site. Jonny is going home on Wednesday to chill and hopefully back to firefighting. Kate has no plans yet. Kate asks Chris on a lunch date.
ALED comes on for the last time and says goodbye to the listeners. BB ALED DIES.
Will went to a massage parlour last Thursday. Chris probes him.
Chris Do they do extras?
Dave Do they have that pink light outside?
Will NO, it was a very quality club in Chelsea
Chris Who did it, a man or a woman?
Will A Lady
Chris and did you bonk noise
Dave Do you have to lie on your front so that doesnt happen
Will You lie on the front, it doesnt happen though
Chris Obviously if I was lying on my front, my arse would be touching the ceiling
Dave Theyd be drilling holes
Will They have a hole that you can put your face in so your laying flat down
Chris Maybe they could put me the other way so i can put me knackers through it
(bonk noise X4)
Chris Is it not arousing?
Will No its relaxing
Chris You dont get aroused at all?
Will No, it doesnt feel like that at all
Chris Was she a munter
Will No
Chris Does she wear white?
Will No, well she just wears a tunic and white trousers
Dave A what?
Will A tunic
Dave I thought that was what Robin Hoods men wore
Chris no its an indian caravan
Dave What, a tunic, thats not an indian caravan, your thinking of a teepee, and that wasnt a caravan either technically because it had no wheels
Chris A tee pee is like a kettle
Will So anyway, its not a sexy outfit
Chris Im imagining her as Blonde 6ft
Dave Did she look like Brigitte Nielsen?
Chris Did she have high heels on and really large breasts?
Will No
Chris Whats the point in that, I know places in Leeds where you can get massages, well the women are 5ft 1.
Will Its a well being massage, its just to relax you and it works very well
Chris A well being massage!, Did you feel like a well being when you went out?, how long does it last for?
Will About an hour, they do every tiny bit of you from the tip of your toes ...
Chris So what do you wear?
Will Just your little pants
Lizzie Did she massage your feet?
Will Yeah
Chris Did you have to shower before they do it
Will Not immediately before no
Chris Did she not scrub your bits, id have to rinse myself into the sink to make sure I smelt allright. if shes getting that close and personal
Will No but she is slapping a lot of oil all over you though
Dave Does she rub you there
Will Noooooo, its not that sort of massage
Chris So what does she do?
Will She goes up from the feet to your legs
Chris An hour long for a massage, I wouldnt know what to do for the other 58 minutes
Dave Actually it might take an hour to cover all of you
Chris By the time she done my bottom bit, the top bits all dried off
Will She leaves your bum and bits alone, does lower back, down your arms, neck, shoulders, head, knees and toes
Chris Do you know I think massages are not right, the idea of a complete stranger touching you up for money, I dont think thats right
Will You just feel good afterwards, go for it, just try it once, its really good
Chris Ive been booted in the balls before and it feels good when the pain wears off
Will Its not like that
Chris But I think it is, because massages hurt
Will Its gentle and nice and lots of essential oils
Dave What like, Linseed Oil
Will Noooo, not like a cricket bat
Chris When Did you have this done?
Will Thursday with Jane
Chris Did she have one done as well, did you lie next to each other?
Will She got done too but she was in another room, she advised me to keep my pants on because apparantly there are people who when she says Take Your Clothes Off, Ill Be Back In A Minute, do go for the full nudie and then when she come back in and whips off the towel off, they are completely starkers
Chris asks you to buy Septembers edition of Maxim with the munters from Liberty X on the front which features 5 pages about Chris trip to America.
Jade and Alex agents wanted money so stuff them, they werent on the show. Runner Up Jonny and winner Kate joined Chris from 4 to 5pm. More about them later. Chris replays the clip about the marriage sweepstakes (Fri 12th July). As you probably know already, Dave has got engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years Emma. He proposed drunkenly after being at a restaurant for her birthday. Dave says he did it for two reasons. Firstly it was her birthday and he didnt have to buy a present and secondly it would be easier in future to remember the anniversary. Dave also marked another achievement by reading a whole book for only the 4th time in his life. It was the biography of Billy Connolly written by his wife, Pamela Stephenson. Dave also hired a jeep and a scooter for a day.
Chris was on Little Brother last night on E4 and repeated later on Channel 4. He got there at 5pm but had to sit for 2 hours waiting. During the show, Chris and Aled presented an award. Chris got bored and decided to do stuff in the background whilst Kermit was interviewing people like pretending to snog Spencer. In the Daily Star today it says that Celeb Big Brother will feature later this year featuring Kerry McFadden, Samantha Robson, Mel B, Michael Greco and Chris Moyles???. Chris says that its the first he has heard of it.
Chris holidayed with Jon Culshaw in sunny Spain. He let Jon book the holiday and for some reason, Culshaw booked in as Mr & Mrs Culshaw and all the way through the holiday the hotel workers called him Mr Culshaw. Jon couldnt speak Spanish without putting on a thick Ormskirk accent.
Andi Peters is 32 today (yeah right). Dave thought he was 40. Chris has a couple of Guess Who crackers but he saves them for a better day. Chris does not find the Austin Powers film all that funny. Chris comments on the current Leeds situation. On the way back he didnt want to know who won Big Brother because he wanted to watch the repeat. Chris says he looked weird because he would stick his fingers in his ears and not talk to people. A Van driver saw Chris in a taxi and knocked his window and said Bet your chuffed Kate won, didnt you.
The two Big Brother contestants join them. Kate says that she has heard Chris before unlike the clip that he always plays. Jonny gives Chris a present of 40 pounds because Jonny ran out of money last night and asked Chris for a lend. Aled proposed on behalf of Chris at the press conference to Kate and gave her a ring. Kate has been wearing it all weekend.
Jade says she wants to chin Kate in the papers today and Kates says that you shouldnt believe everything you read in the tabloids. Chris mentions the Ex boyfriend that sold his story twice to the papers. Kate says that it was Ok because he didnt say anything bad about her and that she dumped him. She learnt kickboxing from the ex boyfriend.
Jonny had 7 ***** last night. He said he never did when he was in the house. Use your imagination. Kate went on geekchat during the news. Kate thought Jonny was a gentleman on her first impression. Jonny thought she might be a bit snooty. Chris first impression of Jonny was that he was gay and thought Kate was foxy in her glasses on her audition tape. Kate does her American impression. Whilst in the house she snogged Alex, Adele and Spencer.
Chris goes through the quotes of them from the BB site. Jonny is going home on Wednesday to chill and hopefully back to firefighting. Kate has no plans yet. Kate asks Chris on a lunch date.
ALED comes on for the last time and says goodbye to the listeners. BB ALED DIES.
Will went to a massage parlour last Thursday. Chris probes him.
Chris Do they do extras?
Dave Do they have that pink light outside?
Will NO, it was a very quality club in Chelsea
Chris Who did it, a man or a woman?
Will A Lady
Chris and did you bonk noise
Dave Do you have to lie on your front so that doesnt happen
Will You lie on the front, it doesnt happen though
Chris Obviously if I was lying on my front, my arse would be touching the ceiling
Dave Theyd be drilling holes
Will They have a hole that you can put your face in so your laying flat down
Chris Maybe they could put me the other way so i can put me knackers through it
(bonk noise X4)
Chris Is it not arousing?
Will No its relaxing
Chris You dont get aroused at all?
Will No, it doesnt feel like that at all
Chris Was she a munter
Will No
Chris Does she wear white?
Will No, well she just wears a tunic and white trousers
Dave A what?
Will A tunic
Dave I thought that was what Robin Hoods men wore
Chris no its an indian caravan
Dave What, a tunic, thats not an indian caravan, your thinking of a teepee, and that wasnt a caravan either technically because it had no wheels
Chris A tee pee is like a kettle
Will So anyway, its not a sexy outfit
Chris Im imagining her as Blonde 6ft
Dave Did she look like Brigitte Nielsen?
Chris Did she have high heels on and really large breasts?
Will No
Chris Whats the point in that, I know places in Leeds where you can get massages, well the women are 5ft 1.
Will Its a well being massage, its just to relax you and it works very well
Chris A well being massage!, Did you feel like a well being when you went out?, how long does it last for?
Will About an hour, they do every tiny bit of you from the tip of your toes ...
Chris So what do you wear?
Will Just your little pants
Lizzie Did she massage your feet?
Will Yeah
Chris Did you have to shower before they do it
Will Not immediately before no
Chris Did she not scrub your bits, id have to rinse myself into the sink to make sure I smelt allright. if shes getting that close and personal
Will No but she is slapping a lot of oil all over you though
Dave Does she rub you there
Will Noooooo, its not that sort of massage
Chris So what does she do?
Will She goes up from the feet to your legs
Chris An hour long for a massage, I wouldnt know what to do for the other 58 minutes
Dave Actually it might take an hour to cover all of you
Chris By the time she done my bottom bit, the top bits all dried off
Will She leaves your bum and bits alone, does lower back, down your arms, neck, shoulders, head, knees and toes
Chris Do you know I think massages are not right, the idea of a complete stranger touching you up for money, I dont think thats right
Will You just feel good afterwards, go for it, just try it once, its really good
Chris Ive been booted in the balls before and it feels good when the pain wears off
Will Its not like that
Chris But I think it is, because massages hurt
Will Its gentle and nice and lots of essential oils
Dave What like, Linseed Oil
Will Noooo, not like a cricket bat
Chris When Did you have this done?
Will Thursday with Jane
Chris Did she have one done as well, did you lie next to each other?
Will She got done too but she was in another room, she advised me to keep my pants on because apparantly there are people who when she says Take Your Clothes Off, Ill Be Back In A Minute, do go for the full nudie and then when she come back in and whips off the towel off, they are completely starkers
Chris asks you to buy Septembers edition of Maxim with the munters from Liberty X on the front which features 5 pages about Chris trip to America.
