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- Tue Aug 20, 2002 5:39 pm
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1. Jurgen Vries - The Theme 2. Wyclef Jean - Perfect Gentleman 3. Rhianna - Word Love 4. Ja Rule - Livin It Up NEWS 5. Sugababes - Round Round 6. Supergrass - Grace 7. Lasgo - Alone 8. Usher - You Got It Bad 9. Eminem - Cleaning Out The Closet 10. Red Hot Chili Peppers - By The Way 11. Madonna - Dont Tell Me 12. Underworld - Two Months Off 13. Beyonce - Work It Out 14. Appleton - Fantasy NEWS 15. Truth Hurts - Addictive 16. Bowling For Soup - Girls All The Bad Guys Want 17. Pharoah Monch - My Life 18. Space Cowboy - I Would Die 4 U 19. Mary J Blige - Rainy Dayz NEWS 20. Moyles - Sexiest Bus Conductor 21. Travis - Sing 22. Harvey - Get Up and Move 23. Shakedown - At Night 24. Dream Warriors - My Definition Of A Boombastic Jazz Style 25. Nelly - Hot In Herre 26. Liberty X - Got To Have Your Love 27. Nickelback - Too Bad
The Wurzels started the show to thank Chris for playing their rendition of Dont Look Back In Anger on his show. Chris duly played it again. It would be fair to say that todays show was a shambles and all over the place, and this time it was Chris fault.
Today was a momentus occasion as Joe Pasquale was 41. Chris said that you never see him on TV nowadays. At 5:41pm the man himself phoned up to say that he was doing a show tonight in Weymouth Pavillon but hes currently sitting in his car drinking brandy.
Chris has been watching The West Wing so he wanted everyone to call him Mr President or Sir. Dave refused. Dave and Chris both went training today but a no show again from Lizzie. Chris wanted Northern Ireland people to ring up because their GCSE results was out today. The first batch of callers were English and after about 20 calls, got 1 from a Liverpool supporter. There was a Welsh person trying a Northern Ireland accent but it sounded more like Brad Pitt in Snatch.
The shambles at 4 - Chris spilt his water all over the desk which meant 3 records were played and then a whole minute of his background music, music cut out and straight to advert, into Underworld for 30 seconds until Chris whipped it off and explained what had happened. Chris spilt the water and moved to another studio, the problem was that the microphones didnt work so there was background music but no speech even though he was talking.
Chris talks about his visit by the Sports Therapist
Chris I had to go to the Sports therapist appointment, who was coming round to touch me up.
Dave How was she?
Chris She was very polite woman and she comes with her own table with a hole in it that you put your head through. She started working her thumbs and fingers up my legs and it hurts a little bit. Shes like this, just let me know if it hurts, AAAAH, oh does that hurt, YESSSS. She was very apologetic when she hurts you but its hard to be relaxed. So imagine Im lying there in the flat, staring at my wooden floor and this womans doing my calf muscles, Jane is sitting on a stool laughing. At this point my cleaner comes round with my ironing and she goes Whats going on? and i said Dont mind me Im just getting a sports massssssaaaaaahhhhhge. So she leaves the shirts and said she would come back later
Dave What time did your cleaner come round?
Chris Why?
Dave Cos she was supposed to be at my house on a Tuesday
Chris She probably went straight from mine to yours, I think Ill have it done again. It quite theraputic but it hurts.
Dave Is it a nice hurt though, do you feel refreshed and tingly afterwards?
Chris Well my legs are very tight and its the bottom part of my left leg and the upper part of my right leg, which is quite bizarre and my backs also very tight as well but she said that I am quite tight but it also means Ive been doing a lot of running. I was quite disappointed though that she didnt look like Pamela Anderson. Ive got videos at home, you know, these personal masseuses come and do the hmm but she looked nothing like them. I thought she would have glasses and her hair tied back and then she would undo her hair and let it flop down, then she would lean over and Id see down her top but it wasnt like that. She started sweating too because the flat was too hot and its fair to say that the woman wasnt anorexic so basically you got a chubby woman sweating all over you. Now thats the image that I had
Dave You wanted me to come and watch but I didnt fancy it. Im a bit squeamish with stuff like that. I dont like seeing people in pain
Chris I wasnt in pain as such
Dave You were nervous beforehand then though
Chris I was petrified
Dave Espescially when you saw her
Chris No, she looked like she should have been called Helga. She looked like a German body builder
Dave She looked a bit like Dolph Lundgren
Lizzie Shes never going to come back and massage you now
Chris There must be a gorgeous sports therapist in London who wouldnt mind coming round to my humble abode for one hour every week
Lizzie But that kind of woman gets you the sack
Chris (whispers) They didnt sack Jamie Theakston though, did they?
Chris finally gets round to talking about Celebrity Survivor which starts in a few days. The celebs (I use the term loosely) are Rhona Cameron, Tara Palmer Tompkinon, Christine Hamilton, Nell McAndrew, Nigel Benn, Uri Gellar, Tony Blackburn and Darren Day. Chris asked listeners to phone up with their 6 person list of who they wanted in Celeb Survivor or Celeb Big Brother. The majority wanted the Gallagher brothers but the best one was the person who wanted Roy Keane in. Chris reads from Heat about the list of people that have been contacted about going into the BB House including Moyles with pictures from 1998 when he was a fat biffer alongside Mr Rachel S Club Jeremy Edwards.
Chris played his Mint Royale parody straight after the 5 news. Chris played the Eminem bootleg with Doop after the Nelly record. Chris missed going to the cinema last time but tonight he is taking his girl Sophie out to see something so checked Heat to look at the film top 10. Dave said that Chris should go to see the Steve Irwin Crocodile Hunter movie but Chris opts for either Men In Black 2 or Eight Legged Freaks. Chris talked about the Culshaw Cinema Mind trick.
Foo Fighters Monkey Wrench - Wrench is the US name for Spanner - Spanner is used to tighten nuts - Nuts are eaten by squirrels - A Squirrels tail is bushy - Bushy ryhmes with Mushy - Mushy Peas are green - Frogs and Iguanas are green - Iguana is a type of lizard - Lizard ryhmes with Izzard as in Eddie Izzard - Eddie is also the name of Formula One driver Irvine - Being a Formula One driver is Daves dream - Which leads us to Dream Warriors and My Definition of A Boombastic Jazz Style
The Wurzels started the show to thank Chris for playing their rendition of Dont Look Back In Anger on his show. Chris duly played it again. It would be fair to say that todays show was a shambles and all over the place, and this time it was Chris fault.
Today was a momentus occasion as Joe Pasquale was 41. Chris said that you never see him on TV nowadays. At 5:41pm the man himself phoned up to say that he was doing a show tonight in Weymouth Pavillon but hes currently sitting in his car drinking brandy.
Chris has been watching The West Wing so he wanted everyone to call him Mr President or Sir. Dave refused. Dave and Chris both went training today but a no show again from Lizzie. Chris wanted Northern Ireland people to ring up because their GCSE results was out today. The first batch of callers were English and after about 20 calls, got 1 from a Liverpool supporter. There was a Welsh person trying a Northern Ireland accent but it sounded more like Brad Pitt in Snatch.
The shambles at 4 - Chris spilt his water all over the desk which meant 3 records were played and then a whole minute of his background music, music cut out and straight to advert, into Underworld for 30 seconds until Chris whipped it off and explained what had happened. Chris spilt the water and moved to another studio, the problem was that the microphones didnt work so there was background music but no speech even though he was talking.
Chris talks about his visit by the Sports Therapist
Chris I had to go to the Sports therapist appointment, who was coming round to touch me up.
Dave How was she?
Chris She was very polite woman and she comes with her own table with a hole in it that you put your head through. She started working her thumbs and fingers up my legs and it hurts a little bit. Shes like this, just let me know if it hurts, AAAAH, oh does that hurt, YESSSS. She was very apologetic when she hurts you but its hard to be relaxed. So imagine Im lying there in the flat, staring at my wooden floor and this womans doing my calf muscles, Jane is sitting on a stool laughing. At this point my cleaner comes round with my ironing and she goes Whats going on? and i said Dont mind me Im just getting a sports massssssaaaaaahhhhhge. So she leaves the shirts and said she would come back later
Dave What time did your cleaner come round?
Chris Why?
Dave Cos she was supposed to be at my house on a Tuesday
Chris She probably went straight from mine to yours, I think Ill have it done again. It quite theraputic but it hurts.
Dave Is it a nice hurt though, do you feel refreshed and tingly afterwards?
Chris Well my legs are very tight and its the bottom part of my left leg and the upper part of my right leg, which is quite bizarre and my backs also very tight as well but she said that I am quite tight but it also means Ive been doing a lot of running. I was quite disappointed though that she didnt look like Pamela Anderson. Ive got videos at home, you know, these personal masseuses come and do the hmm but she looked nothing like them. I thought she would have glasses and her hair tied back and then she would undo her hair and let it flop down, then she would lean over and Id see down her top but it wasnt like that. She started sweating too because the flat was too hot and its fair to say that the woman wasnt anorexic so basically you got a chubby woman sweating all over you. Now thats the image that I had
Dave You wanted me to come and watch but I didnt fancy it. Im a bit squeamish with stuff like that. I dont like seeing people in pain
Chris I wasnt in pain as such
Dave You were nervous beforehand then though
Chris I was petrified
Dave Espescially when you saw her
Chris No, she looked like she should have been called Helga. She looked like a German body builder
Dave She looked a bit like Dolph Lundgren
Lizzie Shes never going to come back and massage you now
Chris There must be a gorgeous sports therapist in London who wouldnt mind coming round to my humble abode for one hour every week
Lizzie But that kind of woman gets you the sack
Chris (whispers) They didnt sack Jamie Theakston though, did they?
Chris finally gets round to talking about Celebrity Survivor which starts in a few days. The celebs (I use the term loosely) are Rhona Cameron, Tara Palmer Tompkinon, Christine Hamilton, Nell McAndrew, Nigel Benn, Uri Gellar, Tony Blackburn and Darren Day. Chris asked listeners to phone up with their 6 person list of who they wanted in Celeb Survivor or Celeb Big Brother. The majority wanted the Gallagher brothers but the best one was the person who wanted Roy Keane in. Chris reads from Heat about the list of people that have been contacted about going into the BB House including Moyles with pictures from 1998 when he was a fat biffer alongside Mr Rachel S Club Jeremy Edwards.
Chris played his Mint Royale parody straight after the 5 news. Chris played the Eminem bootleg with Doop after the Nelly record. Chris missed going to the cinema last time but tonight he is taking his girl Sophie out to see something so checked Heat to look at the film top 10. Dave said that Chris should go to see the Steve Irwin Crocodile Hunter movie but Chris opts for either Men In Black 2 or Eight Legged Freaks. Chris talked about the Culshaw Cinema Mind trick.
Foo Fighters Monkey Wrench - Wrench is the US name for Spanner - Spanner is used to tighten nuts - Nuts are eaten by squirrels - A Squirrels tail is bushy - Bushy ryhmes with Mushy - Mushy Peas are green - Frogs and Iguanas are green - Iguana is a type of lizard - Lizard ryhmes with Izzard as in Eddie Izzard - Eddie is also the name of Formula One driver Irvine - Being a Formula One driver is Daves dream - Which leads us to Dream Warriors and My Definition of A Boombastic Jazz Style
