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Peter Kay Diffusion Mix 1. Truth Hurts - Addictive 2. Chocolate Puma - I Wanna Be You 3. Hundred Reasons - Falter 4. Ian Van Dahl - Reason 5. Rhianna - Word Love NEWS 6. Sugababes - Round Round 7. Pharoah Monch - My Life 8. Puddle Of Mudd - She Hates Me 9. Blue - Fly By II 10. Trucks - Its Oly Porn Mum 11. Jurgen Vries - The Theme 12. Nelly Furtado - Turn Off The Light 13. Feeder - Come Back Around 14. Alicia Keys - Fallin 15. N-Trance - Forever NEWS 16. Liberty X - Got To Have Your Love 17. Romeo - Romeo Dun 18. Irv Gotti feat. Ja Rule, Ashanti, Vita & Charli Baltimore - Down 4 U 19. No Doubt - Hey Baby 20. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Whatever Happened to My Rock N Roll NEWS 21. Eminem - Cleaning Out My Closet 22. Sophie Ellis Bextor - Murder On The Dancefloor 23. Oasis - Little By Little 24. Linkin Park - Points Of Authority 25. Mint Royale - Sexiest Man In Jamaica 26. The Farm - Altogether Now 27. Ms Dynamite - Dynami:t:e 28. Incubus - Are You In

As reported today is the last show till next Monday as Chris and Dave have a course on how to use the new studio the next couple of days. Will and Lizzie were absent from the show, possibly for the same reason. Chris was joined by old Saturday producer Rachel. She run the London Marathon you know. Chris received a new shiny CD from Messageboarder Sheldon AKA Diffusion with remixes of Phoenix Nights, a drum n bass mix of Postman Pat and a Blankety Blank theme. Chris also had a new clip insert which said Dont Mess With The Russians. Coming soon to the Be Moyles soundpak no doubt.
Chris finally caught up with Im A Celebrity, Am I? and saw Taras Tantrum. The whole team agree that it looks more like a Center Parcs than the middle of nowhere in Australia. If it was in the middle of nowhere, why is there a hotel there? Chris suggested that they should have sent them to the Isle Of Man for a month. Dave asked whether Chris was badmouthing IOM. Chris managed to turn the argument around to Daves relatives that live there and tried to pin on the blame that Dave called the people there a bit weird, like the ones in A League Of Gentlemen.
Celebrity birthdays with Beyonce 21 (God im older than her) and Curly Watts AKA Kevin Kennedy 41. Reading today papers and Lucy Benjamin (plays Lisa in Eastenders, the big boobed one) has been written out of the soap. She claims that she was sacked. This follows the 2 month suspension to Jessie Wallace and the fine to Jack Ryder for endorsing products whilst still under BBC contract.
Doesnt the news get so boring sometimes that David Beckham has to be featured so often in the papers. Granted, hes an immensely talented footballer but everywhere I go, kids have mohicans. Today Beckhams boots were the centre of attention because he had the name Romeo stitched into them.
Chris lets rip on the Streets again. Now this gets my goat. He constantly plugs Peter Kays website but all we get is Official Streets member arses posting crap on our messageboard. Its just maybe we cant give him freebies alas. Funnily it seems that the Peter Kay site has been closed down. The Streets come up as there was a Mercury Music Award trail on the show. Chris thought the Bees bit was Mark & Lard fooling around. Rachel likes the Streets (some women have no taste have they) and says thay hes from Birmingham but raps in a * accent. Maybe he should do a double act with Jamie Oliver. Geordie Kid had a feature online called Paps Snaps. Scottie, armed with a camera, went down to Portland Hospital where Posh was in having her baby and took pictures of all the paparazzi outside. Leave her alone, she gets enough exposure as it is. Some dumb record company has actually went and signed her after the last one gave up on her. The good news is that we wont hear any songs until the middle of next year so plenty of time to save up for Earplugs.
Maybe I was a little quick to assume they had stopped the Old Greyhead Whistle Test as they brought it back today. Will had told Dave that he recorded himself on Minidisc whistling but Dave said that the disc was blank so Chris texted him so we were treated to Will for 5 minutes. God that course must be so challenging. Tom from Stevenage failed to recognise that it was Atomic Kitten and The Tide Is High.
Chris had to get a taxi bike after the show and he was still very apprehensive about getting on one. Dave and Rachel done no favours by trying to scare him more.

Daves Tedious Link
De La Soul 3 Is The Magic Number - De La Soul is the French translation for Of The Soul - Another song with a French title was Joe Le Taxi by Vanessa Paradis - Vanessa Paradis is married to Johnny Depp - Depp starred in Whats Eating Gilbert Grape - Black Grape was Shaun Ryders musical project after the Happy Mondays - The rapper in Black Grape was called Kermit - Kermit was also the name of a green frog in the Muppets - Another thing which is green is a Gherkin - Gherkins can be found in Big Macs in McDonalds - According to legend Old McDonald had a farm - Which links us back to The Farm and Altogether Now

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